>Be American
>Groceries are inexpensive
Be American
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>Be Canada
>Be gay
>Gets fucked by dog
my wife chino is so cute:
*drives across the border*
*buys all your meat and cheese*
USA btfo yet again
*spits gum on sidewalk*
>be Canadian
>be grocery spic
SHOW HER TO ME
Three years ago I had sex with a girl from Seattle. Only a matter of time until the entire USA has been absorbed by Canada.
Not if the Mexicans gets us first
They've been trying for hundreds of years. Imagine the onslaught of Canadian might. The USA would immediately accept defeat to Trudeau.
What's the population and gun laws of Canada, again?
O wait
You haven't heard about our secret weapon we've been developing, it's beyond any nuclear capability you have.
Mhm, keep telling yourself that.
Tell me about yourself canacuck?
Are prepared for war if we attack?
>The entire world comes to our defense against the fascist American regime
hehe, looks like Amer*ca is done
>Evades the question
>the fascist American regime
Well, it seems this isn't going anywhere but you did give me some good thread idea's.
For that I thank you.
>implying I don't have a brand new Norinco (you can't get them :) M14 in 7.62x39 with dozens of AK mags on hand, to repel the smelly, obese invaders.
>mfw you have to take a breather because you ate too many carbs yesterday
gimme ur address so I know who to go after first you pinko leaf
I'm ready
>be any other country outside of north america
>have actual food in a grocery store
quads
>yes :(
>be canada
>put milk in bag
90% of all Canadians live within 20 miles of our border, you’re basically a bunch of squatters on the doorstep of our great nation
I suggest we dust off the rake and do a little house keeping
>be australian
>fall for the american food isle meme at your local grocery store
>being user
>get quads
I'll be here waiting bro, bring it
*buys 20 pounds of chicken breast for 50 dollars*
*flees across the border*
AHAHAHA.
>Canada.
>the next muslim 3rd world shithole we invade. I give it 25 years MAX
We have 28,000 more nukes than any of u cucks.
FUCKING FIGHT US