My mom said it wasn't normal for a guy my age to not be sexually active. She's probably right. Maybe I should try to be a priest so I cover my virginity under a blanket of a vow of chastity.
My mom said it wasn't normal for a guy my age to not be sexually active. She's probably right...
Noah Martinez
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Leo Reed
>user becomes priest
>a bunch of qts begin to look upon him as their personal savior and confidant
>potential harem forming
>can't do anything because of vow :^)
Nolan Allen
At least your mom cares about you. My mom abused and beat me when i was a kid and now she's suing me in court to get me evicted from her house.
Sebastian Collins
I probably do that. Stay in my vow. Fucking is temporal. My integrity is forever. Plus if there turn out to be heaven, I would be there, hopefully.
Jace Myers
1. that will never happen
2. that will also never happen
3. even if some priest got a harem going, they could still fuck, cos vows mean shit
Zachary Allen
You'll end up dicking an altar boy. If that's your real end goal, then go for it.
Andrew Cox
>vows mean shit
Look at this oathbreaker. Look at him and laugh.
Ethan Gutierrez
Other reasons why I would want to be a priest is to help serve my community and learn more about the bible, which in my opinion is a very interesting book.
Anthony Anderson
Call your mom a fucking retard
>"At your age you should be a degenerate, I was a whole in my 20s"
Aiden Martin
>I was a whole
What?
Jeremiah Brown
After you get the harem it's only a matter of slowly instilling a cult like personality and leaving the church with them in your pocket (robe pocket). Orgies all day.
if it works lemme join
David Jenkins
user, I want to be a faithful servant. Plus, I'm pretty sure that if I ever became a priest, I would still be pretty unappealing. Which then again, may not be the best choice when it's a job that requires you speaking to crowds on a daily basis.
Jaxson Peterson
good idea op, but please avoid the choirboys.
Cameron Wright
Meanwhile friar Chad is literally being jumped by pussy left and right.
Evan Parker
Priests rape children user even they aren't virgins
Jace Young
Why is he so socially perfect?
Jaxson Nguyen
good locks and positive feedback
Justin Bell
Hole, Brian, without a "w"
Nathaniel Sanchez
Stay pure desu
Women are evil
Jeremiah Harris
reminder normies never know our pain
Lucas Campbell
you're on the road to being a certified priest predator
Isaac Clark
How old are you always? If you are less than 22, tell your mom to fuck off.