Tinder

Hey bros, I got a match and I want to bring her home. To have sex. Tell me what to say guys, dubs and I'll say whatever is suggested in that post.

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Typo intentional to imply idgaf.

now tell her what you just posted

Well tally ho

This comment is original and my chances are slim

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Shit then, things are looking sexy lads it looks like we're in for a good time

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>capitalised T in to

alpha

I've got another one, tell me what to say. I was thinming just kgnore her until she gets off work at 3

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Orgiunalllp

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Bumpin bumping bumping bump

Compliment her hair and piercing, then ask if she has bpd.

There's a dog on your thigh.

Jesus OP, what do you look like? The quality of women you're matching is kind of saddening me

Considering the girls, I would say he's around a 7.

Anything higher and he would be slaying top tier girls. Anything lower and he wouldn't be getting matches. Girls always get upgraded guys on Tinder dude. And men always slum. So chances are he's much hotter than these girls.

She's on tinder but not looking for hook ups? Call bullshit

These women are straight 3/4s though. Fucking hell, app dating is a scam

> Going for the ugly fatsos
For what purpose?

nicde

They're ugly, I know. My profile is barebones though.
My cropped bio is just my snapchat

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Standard procedure. It's a shit test to see if you're even worth their time. If you're a beta who just says okay, they get to be left alone. If you're an alpha who takes charge, they get Chad dick. Win/win for them.

And thats my only pic. Jow Forums sucks with maximum file size limits

>this is the quality of women brad gets on tinder
It's not even worth it for anyone less.

It actually is. My profile just sucks because I dont want people I know to know it's me. My uglyish friends do well on tinder. If you're below a 5 don't bother or stick to PoF.

You don't need these hoes OP. Get yourself a bucket and get deep in that horse's guts