/britfeel/

RIP to our lad
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>it was Nick Drake's birthday on the 19th June
>no one cares about him
Check him out lads

sounds like we should invade argentina to me, lad.

it's 3 in the afternoon mate

Recently had a little listen of An Ideal for Living, and the film Control. Excellent bits of entertainment they are.

Mighty
LUSTY
SEEynour BENNIS
tldr;
Ye has been cruelly penetrated
Ye has been ass-raped
Ye is now gay

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Give me (you)s you fucking cunts.

well i just awoke

>it's 3 in the afternoon mate
REEEEEEEEEEEE THOughT IT WAS 2, IM STILL NAKED IN BED

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that might be the most god tier body I've ever seen
GIV SOUTH AMERICAN GF NOOWWWW

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have a you and a comfy lid!

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fuck off knob ead

@46816107
Be nice, then I'll give you one!

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Not fully related but 24hr Party People is a good film too, got Steve Coogan as the guy who ran Factory Records

can I pull your finger Apu?

about to go kill some gooks with mummy xx

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Is there somewhere I can read the full history of Tim, such as a wiki page?

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y-you playing video games with mummy lad?

Probably has something on the lolcow wiki or ED

You playing Rising Storm or something lid?

I can't seem to find one. Sometimes I think about making something like that but then again I feel sorry for him and I don't want to document him like some freak.

Had a panic attack and hurt myself lads. It's not self-harm in 'cutting myself because I hate myself' kind of way, it's just that I get real scared and go kind of mental. Lose all control and stuff. Today I headbutted a wall a few times and scratched away at the skin on my neck/face.
Feel a right dickhead now and don't know how to move on from it

im harder than lots of yous. Square the fuck off or fuck off.

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nobody squaring up? cowards the lot of you

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How did America get this bad?

Or nobody can be arsed with the larp

alright then mate
let's have at it!

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haha just joking mate, no need to take it serious. hahaha proper thinking i'd fight you haahah no. Good one lad haha
Proper had you going then

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Taking a break from the molly lads, couple months I reckon. Can feel myself becoming tolerant to it and I need to keep taking more each night out.

How long have I been walking for now? It's been a while, still no atm machine. This co-op doesn't exist. 3.5 miles from the hotel there's a Sainsburys but there's no atm and it was so full you couldn't get in. This is crazy, so the only atm in the area breaks and people just cant get cash. It's been a while since I've heard anyone speak English.

I don't know how to help with that, but I couldn't leave you (You) less. Get professional help?

int he broke these days

going job centre on thursday so i'm probably gonna end up ripping my hand open again when I get anxious.

How much cash do you need? Sainsburys do cashback at the tills but only up to 50 quid

why not buy something at sainsburys tobacco counter and get cash back?

Girl equivalents of us do exist which I find well weird

inb4 theyre larps, I've seen people talking about themselves on personal accounts

Thanks for the (you) fren. Been to the doctors about it many times, it's an ongoing thing I've had for about 6 years now. Tried CBT and meds but they didn't help much. Got a more specific therapy to try but the waiting list is several years long. Whatever the case in a better place now than I was even a year ago so getting there, but days like this are fucking horrible.
Good luck with the JC lad. I dunno if it helps you at all but talking about how I'm feeling helps. Maybe come post here about your spooks, might make it easier for you to move past them on the day. Rooting for (you)

might get one of these and put my willy in it. only 15 quid

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Think ive been persuaded to finally lose my virginity to an escort. Any advice for any lads who did the same? 26 not kissless, thats something I guess

I lost mine to an escort when I was absolutely hammered one night. It was enjoyable and I got to try things most wouldn't get on their first time but I didn't really find sex to be some sort of big revelation, it was kind of eh. I reckon if I waited for someone I really liked and there was an emotional attachment then I would have enjoyed it more. My two pennies lad

Tell them beforehand. If they refuse you then it's good that you never saw them.

Oh yeah thats what Im thinking. Not expecting some revelation but feel I need to deal with it

From where mate? Does it come discreet?

Fair enough lad, I was 19 when I did it so I think part of what got to me was that I was 19 and had to pay for sex.

>customs open my action figure delivery

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Just after some practice and a slight bit of confidence. Really only after a dead simple missionary for a bit. And if I can cum on her boobs or something be pleased with that

Going on a date in an hour. Any last minute tips lads?

>crona not posted since getting doxxed

i-is this it lads? are we finally free?

Have 2 beers before you go. Loosen you up but not enough to come across pissed

I think you mean to say Kieran Black on Bristol University.

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yeah i think so

Has DManonce posted those chatlogs yet?

Not him but if I had 2 beers I don't think I'd feel or behave any differently to if I hadn't

Hah alright. 3 beers and an empty stomach.

watching comfy 101 dalmations lads

>goes to a russell group uni
>met up with countless anons as foxxlad

how is he a robot in any way?

>go to bristol uni
>look up this man
>no one at this uni has that name

Is this actually Cronas name? I missed the whole doxx fiasco. What does he look like?

Dont talk about anime with her

I think there's a cut-off point where people are too mentally ill to be robotic. Like our Tim for example.

when did the crona doxxing happen? anything interesting? fill me in lads, and i dont mean with ur cocks this time

>met up with countless anons as foxxlad
what?

Did you try looking up a beautiful woman called Kieran Black? If not then there's your problem.

Yes it is his name. No pics have been released yet.

There's a Ciaran Black who studies Law.
Does he study law?

no. he's an ulktra nonce

Could be him. I know he studies a humanities subject and I'm not too sure about the exact spelling of his name.

2 hours until toil officially ends

Excited about Sonic Mania Plus arriving on Tuesday (my day off)

get in touch with shippy, he doxxed kieran ages ago, gave him a description of his house and everything, then kieran shat himself and stopped posting here for a while

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You need to sort you life out.

>user (maybe tilde) says Cynthia is kieran black
>about a year ago, an user made a vocaroo to his sixth form revealing his name as kieran black
>goes on to become a personality called foxxlad
>met up with shippy and a few others before disappearing as "Crona" becomes a more prominent character
>britnormie says he also thinks foxxlad and crona are the same
>the fact crona hasnt posted confirms it

>kieran black
Does he definitely go to Bristol Uni? Because no one called kieran black studies there, but a Ciaran Black does. (Started in 2017 and studies law)

>>met up with shippy and a few others before disappearing as "Crona" becomes a more prominent character
Fucking hell, this is some Kojima level shit, I applaud Britnormie for his suspenseful stories

I've almost secured a job paying 22k and I have the option of leaving home

we don't know the spelling of his name

always assumed kieran but could be with a c

I found one, I found an atm. You guys have no idea how far I had to walk to find one. Man if you went over the bridge and just kept walking for another 2 miles all there is was grass and a river, no stores at all. There were loads of women sunbathing down there in bikinis, if I were a chad I would've walked over to them and asked them if they knew where I could get some money out. They were Polish anyway I think, white but no English. I had to go all the way past the flats to the housing estate and then I found a shop with an atm machine inside.

I used to do a less extreme version of that sometimes, like really dig my nails into my legs and drag them up. Don't do it anymore and weirdly my life is going way worse now than it was then, maybe I've just given up

Just had Toby carvery with the hep b Asian girl. Had a sundae afterwards and she had apple crumble.
Took a big shit in their toilets.
Might go for a walk through the woods across the road in a bit.
Feel super fat.

Check out the carpet here though.

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You are closer to 30 than 20. It's sad to still be on 22k at your age. If you didn't fuck up uni you'd be fine.

Let me come live with you pakiboo.

They did sound really similar. Shame because I really liked foxxlad

Nice knowing you user

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22k in mid 20s sad. Mate. Do you know where you are?
Plenty lads here are neet or minimum wage.
Also most working class lads never earn 22k.

Fucking middle class rats thinking they understand the world for everyone based on their small experience. So annoying.

whats your rent gonna be?, 22K doesn't go very far

Why would he do that when they were friends?

>Guy in the dinosaur tshirt has an asian gf and I don't

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just glad they didn't open my artbooks

this is what I dont get

Foxxlad seems like the type of person who'd hate crona yet theyre the same person. then again he said he hated tripfags and attention seekers as tomoko, pic related

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550 pounds a month, or 500 if I give the landlord a blowie every week

he didnt fully doxx him here, just posted a description of his house so kieran knew he wasnt taking the piss, no street names or anything, maybe they didnt even know each other then, im not sure, it was a while ago

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a paki giving someone a "blowie"...careful lad, folk could get the wrong idea

shippy and crona literally met up in a wetherspoons

they knew each other

just had 12 cheese strings because i'm a schitz cunt