Start thinking "man I wish I had a gf"

>start thinking "man I wish I had a gf"
>remember you have to talk to her and validate her all the time
>remember you have to do stuff together and can't be alone whenever you want
>remember you need to be committed and constantly work on maintaining the relationship
>remember any cute girl is either out of my league or would require a tremendous amount of self-improvement to be attainable
>remember I'm literally socially retarded and unable to converse with even men my age
>remember that I don't actually want a relationship, just the validation and self-esteem boost that would come from being desired, but that the work I'd have to put in for that is fucking insane and I'd rather be alone
How was your day

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My problem is that I never met a girl that I liked enough to be my girlfriend

You don't have to do any of those things...

... if you're Chad.

party rockers in the house tonight
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It's weird because I get bitter and angry towards normalfags and their lifestyle yet I don't actually want to take part in it.

>Be me
>Go out with friends
>No topic to talk to
>No way to keep the conversation going
>Realize I am boring them out
>They says I am depressing them out
>We get hammered on cheap vodka and sleep it out

How's your life coming to pieces lads?

yeah
sometimes I get hit the whole '>tfw no gf'
but then I realize I don't even want to put in the effort it'd take to maintain a relationship
for example, do you even know how to maintain a conversation? for longer than a minute or two? or how to even talk about shit other than vidya/anime/memes? all of this also is face-to-face rather than online, where you can spend time thinking up of a response, and can exit the convo whenever you feel like it.
fuck the other things, that alone is enough to put those feelings at ease. Im just a social retard, so it's not even worth thinking about >tfw no gf

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>Go out with friends
out, normie

Why do people come here to brag about having friends?

>remember you have to talk to her and validate her all the time
>remember you have to do stuff together and can't be alone whenever you want
I would love to do these, I gor bored of being alone a long time ago