Just got fired from Pizza Hut for fapping in the bathroom at work.
Here's the employee discount for the month.
50OFFJULY2018
Just got fired from Pizza Hut for fapping in the bathroom at work
Henry Lewis
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Nathaniel Gomez
those codes are always so easy to guess
Parker Hall
Im a house painter and ive jerked off in so many peoples houses
Juan Sanchez
how did they know you were doing that user, greentext
Isaac Sanchez
this wtf how could they possibly know
Aiden Bailey
Yeah tell us how you got caught faggot
Tyler Campbell
how did you originally oregano get caught?
Jack Nelson
How good is Pizza Hut to dominos or papa johns
Jacob Foster
Pizza hut is the worst of the three
Jace Torres
ITT: OP abandons his larp when he realizes he doesn't have a believable story to tell about getting caught.
was it part of his plan?
Caleb Watson
Because a coworker heard my porn.
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Gavin Garcia
you literally deserve worse than firing for being such an idiot user.
fapping at work is one thing, but with audible porn? smdh.
Michael Foster
It was my lunch break. I'm supposed to be free to do what I want for 30 minutes, and I wanted to fap.
Julian Parker
did you also want to risk someone overhearing your porn?
Julian Cox
No it wasn't even a loud video.
Camden Moore
okay you're still not getting it so i'll rephrase
why did you think it was a good idea to have audio playing out of your phone speaker
Jace Richardson
It wasn't a loud video and the sounds make it better. Didn't think anyone would hear it desu
Elijah Scott
like i said, you deserve worse than firing. this wasn't a job error, this was a brain error.
Easton King
Yea I know I'm a brainlet but w/e it was my fucking lunch break
Ayden Brown
If I do 100OFFJULY2018 is the pizza free?
Austin Fisher
do 200OFFJULY2018 so they pay you instead
Hunter Barnes
do 100OFFJULY2011
maybe you'll get a pizza from the past when life was brighter
Colton Foster
no do 100JULY2048 so you can get some cool futuristic toppings
Nathaniel Campbell
100JULY2077 will get you a 100 EXP bonus when you pre-order Cyberpunk 2077
Xavier Jones
but does the pizza have any augments tho cause i'm not eating some analog pizza, that's like a baby's pizza.
Jordan Miller
Oh boy, cybercheese! My favourite!
Connor Powell
No but you can buy the limited release "Digital Dew" flavors that give you a chance to win a season pass for Cyberpunk 2077
Michael Roberts
So you want him fucking dead, do ya?
James White
no, i want him to delete his porn or anime folder
Aiden Walker
Does this work in Burgerland only?