>be me
>13 years old
>laying on my bed stomach down
>start thinking about qt3.14 school classmates
>begin to rub dick against bed slowly with my hips
>I imagine myself at cottage making out with all the stacys.
>move hips faster
>basically humping my bed like an angry gorilla
>cum
>think I just peed myself for some reason
>check underpants
>"wtf is this shit all over my undies"
>still jerk off like this today (I'm 20)
Is this normal? am I retarded? who else does this?
I can't jerk off normally anymore what do?
That's how I started as well. Then, I did it once in the bath to see what it looked like. Now I use tissue.
First cums were wet dreams for me
does this destroy your dick? can I still have regular sex?
I masturbate with my underwear on
The friction is pretty good
As long as you're not bending your dick funny. If you're like pushing your dick up against your stomach and thrusting forward and backward so the bed is touching bottom of your dick you're cool.
I did the same shit OP except it was to anime boobs
first time i yanked chain i was sitting in my living room googling porn with a wii u
not a single comment about him being an underage fag or calling out MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
i'm truly dissappointed
i'm sorry you're retarded friendo
Anime ass is superior
>still jerk off like this today (I'm 20)
>20
>underage
you're one of those dumb robots arent you
While this may work i imagine that its not nearly effective as wanking legitly.
I'd do the same but clench my foreskin and store the baby batter in there until i cam safely sneak into the bathroom and unload it all there as if it didn't happen
>clench my foreskin
how
Better than the hand kek
pull it downwards and put my hand below it so that the pressure would close it. Don't really know how to explain this properly, english isn't my mother tongue
i tried it, took me 10x longer to cum than normal masturbating did, just get a fleshlight lol
I did this the 1st time at 12. Its the best way to nut desu
I also do that. Though I started way before I could produce any cum. I remember feeling kind of disappointed when I first jizzed because I knew it meant more hassle with the cleaning and everything.
Also I've noticed a lot of people didn't know what cum was the first time they jizzed. American schools don't teach about puberty before it happens?