Why don't you just get a nerdy fembot gf user?

but its anonymous
literally the best place to post embarrassing stuff.

I want a chubby fembot

>all women
user that is just not true.. if it was, no men and women would date ever. the world would be nothing but arranged marriages.

>Women outnumber men
Maybe in your country

i will only accept a nerdy skinny hairy pusy femanon gf, all femanons are just lardys

fuck it
>Be me
>Be chubby kid in middle school
>Its the last day before i move
>After school
>me, my crush and a couple friend meet at someones house
>Me and my crush sit on a bench
>Shes wearing her uniform which is a skirt, shirt and thigh high socks
>She puts her FUCKING thighs on my lap
>She HAS to be wanting me
>I get hard and we sit like this for like an hour
>She asks me to follow her into another room
>Oh shit
>She open her backpack and gives me a parting gift
>Never felt more accepted in my life
>We hug
>I want to kiss, but i see her unshaven upperlip and think no
>Take the dumbest decision in my life
>"Give me a blowjob"
>she shouts "WTF" and leaves fast
This is the closest i have ever gotten with a woman and its honestly pathetic. She was the only girl that ever liked me and i fucked it up.

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are you from china?
that is the only place i can think of

What if the nerdy fembot gf is also a Stacy? What do

you must have watched too much porn as a kid user. It ruined you.

Yes, i think you are definitely right.

I don't want a Stacy though. I want the most plain, nerdy fembot possible.

ok sure. any fembots interested in an avpd bf who dreams of escaping into pictures like this? we can daydream together or something idk

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How many couples meet through Jow Forums? It has to be in the single digits.

Shy nerdy girls still get stolen by brads and chads. And get ruined forever

id prefer somewhere with less sunlight

this plaid wearing hipster asian girl thinks she's white. no wonder shes sucking a bwc

>nerdy fembot
>something that exists

getting real tired of your bullshit user

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But I don't even look for Stacies... And what kind of robot is that who goes out, let alone a fembot?

I hope that the next life will be in a fantasy land like that. Expansive, amazing scenery, adventure all around.

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I'd be totally willing to have a nerdy gf since I can probably still buy dumb collectable plastic but if she brought home a funko pop i might reconsider

hmu girls

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I've been on this board for 10 years
You are lying

how to achieve this? thanks

Pretty sure the dick in pic related belongs to an asian

a fair amount. it's not uncommon in the splinter communities like cam sites, on skype, discord, etc. lots of couples meet through /soc/ although they are essentially normie scum and don't even matter. people hooked up at the chanology shit and all the random meetups over the years, by attending official Jow Forums panels as well i'm sure.

there are magic dream worlds for any disposition you can imagine, don't worry!

just wait until we get to LFE. if it doesn't exist, we'll make it. if it exists, we'll fly on over to it and have ourselves a goddamn great time, mark my words!

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The problem is that fembots don't go outside too so you'll never meet

Exactly. So so many women I talk to drone on and on about instances of unsolicited dudes asking for their number.
I think the truth is that most people in those settings (walking dogs, at work, reading books) don't want to be bothered anyways unless they are single AND you got chad looks and / or really charming.

Threads like this are so obnoxious
Especially when there's some slutty girl in the attachment just to garner attention
Please cease

God I have literally never seen someone as wrong as you.

>Women outnumber men, it is not as hard as you think.
Because men die earlier. At r9k's age range men outnumber women 106 to 100

>Why don't you just get a nerdy fembot gf user?
Because she is too busy fucking Chad

this can be a great lil sketch comedy bit

How? It isn't really that funny.

yo mane i laughed audibly

>Women outnumber men

Only because women live longer
There are 21 boys born for every 20 girls, and we're the 21s

Actually makes me happy, helps me get over it thanks.

Any fembots want to date a fat balding manchild who lives with his parents?

its cool bro, ive been bullied all my life and ive got some stories liek this too. never found them too funny personally but normies love to laugh at them

seconding this. im not white so there;s that

>ive got some stories liek this too
Could you tell one of them?

She broke up with me and now we both wanna die

I need a desperate fembot gf from europe

we don't only go for stacey as much as you dumb bitches want to believe your own lies.

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women cannot be bots fucking ever

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>stop only going for staceyyyyy
>we're not the picky whorrrres

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>i can be lonely too guys i swerrrr

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>we would date robots too if they were qt

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Because the nerdy girls that i would like don't go to the places where i could meet them.

Fatties and the people who tolerate them are the worst kind of subhuman. You should all be exiled to another country entirely, preferably another planet.

yes, well, regardless of what we deserve, ill be collecting these images til i can spam every fembot thread to death.

Do women enjoy men masturbating to them?

way to miss the forest for the trees m8

rule of thumb:
x is good if chad does it
x is bad if beta does it

Are you at least employed?
I live with my parents too but I still have a job.

Not him.
>its gold rush day at school
>all kids dressed up like gold miners, gold rush themed games and events
>see girl I like
>she has a wagon with a bunch of memorabilia for the day
>drinking soda
>decide to spit mouth full of soda all over her shit

Are you a so-called ((((((((((femoid)))))))))

How old were you? what happend afterwards?

>Are you a so-called ((((((((((femoid)))))))))
Yes I am, with surprisingly rock bottom standards.

I was in the third or fourth grade. She made this really appalled face and went to tell on me I think. They had this makeshift jail that was a timeout. I had already visited it once or twice that day. I spent the rest of the event hiding from yard duties, watching them look around for me. In my mind I was like a bandit or renegade. I tried to get my friends on board, to no avail. Wasted day.

>fem
>bot
HAHAHAHAHA

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Are there any fembots in ottawa that I can contact

>rock bottom standards
Are you repulsive looking?

Well... I was in the 9th grade in my story, i think yours is just expected of normal kids.

[email protected]

right here femanon, I even have a job.

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WTF she looks like Kashii-san. No, kashii doesnt suck dick tho NOOOOOOOOOO!

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You just sperged out unfortunately. What parting gift did she give you and how bad was her lip hair?

I would if i could, but I don't know a single girl like that. Also I'm shy as shit.

Kinda like pic related, her parting gift was chocolate i think. Maybe we were just friends.

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>that girlstache

>There is a fembot out there just like you who is desperate for companionship

I hope she finds somebody soon.

What happened after she left

don't worry she will, op was just joshing you with the whole females can be lonely thing.

l want a fembot like this.
Where do I find one?

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We messaged eachother for a while, we met up a year later but she was a lot more reserved toward showing me affection. Eventually her messages became short and apathetic i sperged out and blocked her.

This is probably going to hurt, but that's a stacy.

Tell another cringe story

yeah for real. if she's hot/cute, she's a stacey

if he's hot/cute, he's a chad

if you think anything otherwise, you're a pretender here.

got nothing else good, best thing i have is muslim girl i met and in high school who did something similar. It wouldn't really be a story just events with big gaps of time inbetween.

Goddamn all I want is a fembot e-girlfriend to have an affectionate LDR with, our days spent enjoying each other's company and playing games. I don't care if she's hot or not. I like plainer girls.

Why is it so fucking hard to find? Just some companionship is all I want in life.

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I dont even like stacy, they arent attractive to me. They're boring.
I genuinely want a femanon gf to love and spend my life with, but I cant find any interested in me.
I'm not bitter, I dont hate women, I'm just sad and lonely. I have hobbies and interests, and am ready to experience both the benefits and challenges of a relationship, even a long distance one. It's a bit intimidating of a thought, but I think it's absolutely worth it

That actually sounds beautiful, user
would you wanna talk sometime

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>Hey user, you're an eccentric musician and aspiring maths and business student with a desire for a committed relationship
>You should find a gf who is an eccentric musician and aspiring maths and business student with a desire for a committed relationship

Do you see what the fucking problem is

she's out there, user. you just have to look.

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They still want to fuck Chad tho

She's out there, looking for Chad.

Not that guy but I'll talk to you, buddy.

wow i'm a little nervous but yes maybe send an email if you like~
[email protected]

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why do you guys think every girl is looking for chad?
they like personality more than anything

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Because that's how it is. No women gives a fuck about personality whatsoever and if they do they are so rare as to effectively not exist.

Nigger pls, most of them ONLY want Chad, ignoring anything that they consider "average".

The times have changed, I blame the media who skyrocketed what is considered "reasonable expectations".

But then again, how can you blame them? 4/10 girl makes an account on any social website and gets 50 messages in 15 minutes.

Are you that half White/Asian dude with the small wiener?