ITT: POST A SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

so you reach for the stars and fall on a cloud

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But you're retarded.

But everyone is aware of it.

You can turn anything into gold.

But only 5 feet off the ground

You can become 100 feet tall

you can suck a dick tbhq

cringe to be honest
bassedddd asjndasjhdoashdoias

By letting them eat a limb of yours.

kek, if you actually had 10/10 looks and charisma but were also retarded would anyone notice? would you even notice?

Shape shifterrrfibghnnkl

But you maintain the same weight

You can cross through walls/any object may pass through you

But only when you're sleeping.

You can clearly communicate with any living organism.

But you need to bleed to do so

You can teleport to any place you have been

Bone density is a measure of mineral content, not strength or actual density.

anything gold turns into shit

you can shoot fireballs

>You can teleport to any place you have been
But you won't be able to take anything with you. Whatever you have on you, stays behind. Including clothes.

>you can shoot fireballs
From your ass.

But it stops for you too, so you're Frozen in place and can't unstop it

The power to be an enemy that unnerves you

You'd become that faggot Jake Paul, but more Chadly.

>The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
Your voice stays the same.
>You have invisibility
Animals and children under 3 can still see you.
>you can read minds.
If you're not touching them the ability doesn't work.
>10/10 looks and charisma
You have uncurable clinical depression.

check'd

You can go by without sleep.

>You can go by without sleep.
but you have to go to the bathroom for 8 hours a night.

But you go blind after the 16th hour with no sleep, reverts back after sleeping.

You can create objects out of nanomachines.

But only when they're thinking bad things about you.

You have perfect spatial awareness.

>You can control the elements...
...of Nobelium and Einsteinium.

You can dodge any projectile coming at you.

But only if its going slower than 10mph

Can stop time

I can get dubs in a highly original way

At the same rate as everybody else.

I can get trips in a highly original way.

YOU. ARE A BLACK BULL

But you do 50% of the mofuggin crime in amerikuh

But you have the IQ of a "black bull" as well.

You have the power to change reality to your liking

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But you're more likely to get dubs
You have super speed

You don't have the power to change your liking to your liking.

You can grow your penis to any size you want to.

but everyone is painfully slow to be around

you have mind control

But you can only go below the speed limit of the nearest road with a speed limit

You can manipulate the state of matter of any object you can sense

you can cum as much as you want when your jerk off

but you have to know the chemical/atomic compositions of every single thing you try to change.

your cum is made out of fire ants

But you have to wait longer to get hard again depending on how much you cum

You can shoot electricity out of your hands

only when you are masturbating alone
Doesnt work while having sex or with females around

You have the power to stop existing anything about you is forgotten

But you have to die from natural causes

but the only part that grows is the head

You know how to manipulate any girl into liking you

But instead of giving you pleasure it hurts

You can eat whatever you want without getting fat

But you can't cum when you have sexual intercourse

But only to control babies

But you are highly magnified

You can talk to God

but only for 24 hours then she will never talk to you again

You have the power to change size of your entire body

>You can eat whatever you want without getting fat
but all the would be fat gets transferred to your loved ones

but you can no longer shit.

The ability to create dildos.

But they're made out of parts of your dick like Eve was made of a rib

they will only like you but never love you

only works on people who are in a coma

>You can talk to God
but he's a dick and you don't really want to

You can make people feel and see anything

Im pooping
but originig

But they can do same to you

So i can make any woman orgasm and they do the same to me, sounds great

No, they choose just like you choose
If they don't want you to do it they'll probably fuck you up

But only for 10 seconds

but you can't unstop it

You have super sense of smell

time control

I like your jib

you can control time, but you can't read threads first

but only for smells your body creates

you can instantly be fluent in another language

You instantly forget your previous language when you learn a new one

You can see up to 1 year into your future

you can die by thinking about it

but you forget what you saw in 15 minutes and have to write down the important parts in order to remember

can talk to animals

but the futuresight is limited to your bathroom in 1 year

you can shoot lasers

but only if you wound them first

you can detach your limbs like an action figure

but the pain is realistic as if you've been dismembered

Being able to shapeshift into a beautiful girl with a penis would be even better.

uwu you pervert

But your skin can't be detached when you do.

The ability to have a qt gf for the rest of my life who is faithful

Fueled by your own flesh; effect diminishes on scar tissue

Can animate objects

but not to you

you can zoom in with your eyes

eventually the sockets get worn out and your limbs will just fall out easily.

but only if they're inside your anal cavity

you can change your size

but shes obese

But every time you do, they come hurling into your face at 30mph

I can jog at an even 30mph, and Sprint at 75mph

But takes one day off your life per object.

I can generate lightning from my hands (force lightning and I can throw bolts of it over long distances)

nigga(s) do you just not know how to read or something

resolution decreases as you zoom in

I can materialize any amount of money in any currency at any time

>but not to you
I FUCKING hate you, you shit!

You can zoom in, but you are blind when you do

whats the issue, cuck

Forgot power

I can go forward in time by a day

niggas. notice what all these other anons are doing that you aren't? do you know why this thread has been as fast as it has?

you have a cuck fetish and can convince anyone to be a bull for you

but you arrive in a random location on earth (on ground)

can hover

well that is just like your original opinion, man

But once you start materializing money it wont stop until you die

You can blow shit up