Don't you want a friend you can just cuddle?

Don't you want a friend you can just cuddle?

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I want one but of the opposite sex. That would be nice.

yeah, i do actually

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I have a cute, young (19) male friend I met on here I hang out with and cuddle sometimes. There's always some lewd stuff when we meet up but that's not the point of it. It's just nice holding someone you trust while you watch a film.

There are no cuddly friends in balkans. They just lead you on and break your heart before cuddling happens.

I want a friend I can shoot my jizz in.

Find an internet one.

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Sure. Will you be mine in that case?

Where in the Balkans?

I just want to be with my waifu. Why is the one thing I want so unobtainable
Pretty sure it's south westish of russia.

Well, I know where it is. Just curious to know what country.

Croatia, if that matters.

Idk, if i cuddled id like the person to be my gf not some random firend grill

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Only if they aren't mean.. I don't want a mean friend especially if they are mean to me.

Reminder that every poster in this thread is male.

Yeah I will if you like anime so that we at least have common ground.

Yes fren you are correct

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And what would your favorite anime be?

You were refballed. You are the rightful champions.

I do.
But no cute boys around me in my country. :(

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Id rather stay a lonely nigga than be cuddle fwiendzoned

It was a nice match regardless.

France has been an unstoppable monster in this cup. But without refball, you would have stood a chance.

Does your country execute homosexuals such as yourself?

nah, only flails retards like u

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cuddling leads to rape

There's no what ifs, the game is over and France won. Fair play to them. Bad refs are a reality of any sport.

it's not rape if i enjoy it ;)
origidaddy

Yeah, but not many people want to cuddle a girl(male)

I want to cuddle a girl(male).
And hold hands and fall in love.

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>instant guaranteed replies: the post

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I really wanna cuddle a cute skinny boy and maybe suck his dick.

>sequel never ever

If you allow some one to cuddle with you and you rape that person, who is at fault here?

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i am the one you're looking for, i fit all of that

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anyone from midwest us wanna cuddle?

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Yeah okay uggo fatso

Would be nice to have someone to cuddle with. I am hugging my pillow from time to time like a loser, imagining that I am hugging my gf

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what's a cuddle friend
can you explain

Boy or girl what state and are you ugly or what

why do you always have to be a fucking retard?

girl(male) im cute
id rather not say my state but its in the middle!
what state are you in?

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>want a friend
S-sure

Because you always tease me with something I can't have

No friends as well?

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Ikill yourself pathetic fuck

More than just cuddle. I want my head scratched. I want to give massages all up and down her back and her arms and her legs and her hands and her ass and her face and her shoulders. I want to use her boobs and her tummy and her butt as pillows. I want to play handsie and footsie under the covers. I want to nibble her ears and breathe hot air against the back of her neck and grab her tits and hump her butt. I want to play with her diaphragm and her upper crotch, just tracing them, so that she backs her butt up against my crotch when she recoils, and I want to just play with her clit and feed her her goop. I want to writhe and roll around and rub my ears and the sides of my head all over her like a cat. I want to kiss her until her bottom lip is swollen and get tongue. I want to let my hands follow every curve and invagination, and I want to see where our bodies fit together. I want to give hickeys and bite her ass and get hickeys on my neck and get all scratched up. I want to grind through our clothes and nibble and roughhouse and wrestle, and I want to press my bulge against the warmth of her pussy when I pin her just to make the point that I could enter her if I wanted to. I want to run my fingers through her hair and let my fingers comb gently through the knots, and I want to grab it at the roots and pull. I want to have the kind of hot, sweaty, sticky sex where her tits basically stick to my bare chest and there's a huge wet spot and we're underneath the covers and it's humid and hot and nasty and I dump my load into her clenching snatch as she wraps her legs around me, and I want to lie with the covers off and the cool air on us in the wet spot and just hold hands and let the orgasms go through our extremities when we finally collapse.
And THEN we cuddle.
And then she lets me cum in her again at like 4 AM because I get all humpy in my sleep and she thinks it's cute and just lets my body do its thing and holds me gently and tells me about it later.

Why would you say all of that. That's really gross.

I do all of these, except the goop feeding and the sex at 4am. It's really nice

ill be your friend lonely user

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You have excellent taste, then.

The best kind of comfy is the comfy where you can be gross together and neither of you care.

nice job user,
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Sure!

zuu#5916

no not really
i mean i have this one guy as a "friend" but to be honest neither he or me give a shit about this relationship anymore
he only keeps me around because if not for me he wouldn't have somebody to play vidya with
that's really it when i try to talk about something he doesn't even listen to me and it's not my imaginetion he literally said " i wasn't listening to you" and it's not like it was only one time thing

this is why you're alone friend

i just told you im skinny and i want to get my dick sucked, how am i teasing you?

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Then give me the deets to gobble your knobble

Not really no. I don't understand why I should.
says the rational part of me while my emotions start making me hug body pillows for some god forsaken reason.

Not sorry, traps aren't people

>tfw more cuddling fantasies than sexual fantasies
>now that I've abstained from porn I think of cuddling all day

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thats what i thought you uggo tease

C O P E ahahahah you ugly son of a bitch

That's pretty gay user

orginoli

Why the fuck are you picking on me, this was a gay thread from the very start.

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whats the point of cuddling

Faggot faggot big old fat faggot you're so fucking gay stop sucking dicks

fuck you big moron nigger

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Maybe you should get that BBC out of your ass you flaming homosexual.

Come give me a huggle user.
*hug* *big hug*

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i will crush your windpipe

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I'll refrain from joining in on the bullying if you post more reaction images

Sorry I'm not gay like you. I don't want your penis in my mouth, fag.

Not the best place to post that on lmao

pleasee
pleasee
pleasee respond

then you're getting it in your ass you flaming faggot

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oxytocin.

this is very original

What about I'm not gay do you not understand? You're the one who likes getting ramed by big black dick. I'm into pussy like a normal human being

How the fuck do you guys even know what cuddling feels like?

fag get a gf

>user is being bullied
>try to be nice to him
>get ignored completely
>still responds to bully

:c

you're into pussy because you're still an underaged fetus, your fucking mother has to write all this for you because you're still festering inside her womb

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if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to bully you too.

Interesting. Not only are you a faggot but you're a mega autist who can barely form sentences too. Does it suck being a dick sucking retard?

Because we know what hugging feels like and cuddling is basically that except on a couch/bed

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>so brain damaged he can't even properly read english without blaming his mental disability on someone else

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>DURRR I'M NOT DUMB, YOU'RE DUMB!

hugging a family member
imagination
instinct

you are seeing as you can't figure out i'm only doing this to keep the thread bumped and on the first page

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You can't bully me, I'm bigger and older and smarter and tougher than you.

That's what Jow Forums is for, post cute anime reaction pics to other anime posters and secretly feel warm like you are nuzzling and hugging their warmthness. God now I want a hug, uuuuuu

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Posting cuddling anime pics is unironically my favorite thing to do here

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I used to want that.
I think I'm too far gone now though.
It's not like I'm bad looking or fat or anything.
I'm just so disconnected from humanity that I don't even want a bf (or gf) anymore.
Sure, when I see a cute guy I wish things weren't the way they are. I just sigh to myself.
I think I'm depressed.

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yeah no shit you're depressed faggot. at least you haven't convinced yourself you're better off this way; only then you are beyond saving

I am better off this way (alone).
Humanity is treacherous.
And I don't want friends or a bf anymore.
At least not with people being the way they are.

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Yes except I want it to be a girlfriend who loves me and we have fun together going bowling, getting dinner, hanging out and watching movies, then maybe starting a family together and having kids, and loving our kids and loving each other, and growing old together and retiring to a nice pretty place where we can relax and make art

Girls don't like me though because I'm shy and they want confident guys, so I know I'll die alone, but I really wish a girl would want my love because I have a lot of love to give and I'm a really passionate and caring person

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you said when you see a cute guy you wish things weren't the way they are

that's how you know you're kidding yourself. Being alone is easy, but that doesn't make it better. You're not better off, you're just safer.

>tfw same except I don't know if I could love someone due to my inability to love due to the fact I can't outgrow some retard teen angst

what you think is teen angst could be a personality disorder, hormonal imbalance or legit undiagnosed autism

In continuation of this post, I really just have a constant undying urge to have a girl to love and cherish and hug her and tell her how beautiful and perfect she is every day

Maybe this is dumb stuff people don't do

Maybe it is, but fuck going to a therapist
I don't want to take some happy pills and become someone I'm not because I have a few problems with being happy

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I want to pat your head, tickle your chin and place a bakewell tart on the ground for you then tug it away with a concealed chain when you take the bait until it lures you into hugging around my legs, then I'd fall on top of you and catch you, no escape. You'd get so many huggles just for posting Tomoko, Tomoko is cute in the friend way! Aww yeeeeaaaah! Then I'd let you rest on my lap and watch your cute sleeping face.

Its too addictive, eventually you have to pull back from it since it usually results in borderline shitposting but for now its hard not to indulge hehe~

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