coming home late studying for finals

turn around and walk away, make a phone call go to someplace that has cameras recording 24/7. Then call a public intoxication to the Po Po

dump a giant turd near herass and wait for her reaction when she wakes up

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HHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
yes fellow oldfags, do you remember that oldfag post of the guy feeding her eggs?
Hella friggin epic.

shake my head in disgust and wonder what her parents must be feeling about their failure of a daughter. then wonder if I should wake her up before decided not to bother. Momentarily hope she doesn't get raped but then remember she's probably a whore so it doesn't matter anyway. Promptly head to my room and continue writing my incest fics.

Go inside and go to bed. I've got finals in the morning.

Drag her whore ass out of my way. Make sure she is lying on her back so she might drown in her own puke.

I'd take a phat shit on her face. Wipe with her shirt.

based smug pepe poster

Ignore it and continue home to watch some moe anime and eat pizza rolls.

>lgnore it and continue home to watch some moe anime and eat pizza rolls.

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only one flaw in your plan: girls don't poop

Pour water in her mouth and watch her choke on it.

i love ironic posters afgyttds

Take phone, take wallet, take keys. Use keys to find her car and hopefully find more valuables there. Throw away everything besides valuables in a dumpster once I'm done

This happened my first year of college. She wouldn't get up so we stayed outside on the benches to make sure she didn't get raped by some frat boi. She finally woke up and called campus police on us

>She wouldn't get up so we stayed outside on the benches to make sure she didn't get raped

what a waste of fucking time

Based

Originaliolaikl

Reeks of FBI bait.

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>check if she is alive
>if so go inside and do nothing
>if not call police

just fucking call the campus cops, dumbass. stop doing this shitty thread. kys faggot

turn on her phone & try to call a friend for her, if not, call police & wait around until they help her. then go inside and make french toast and watch anime

I don't know how this could possibly end well for me.

wake her up, if she doesn't call 911
last thing I need is to be accused of rape

Okay I think I got it, walk inside and pretend I never saw her. Roasties are disgusting creatures who will frame the man that helps them in their sorry state in order to avoid responsibility and shame.

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I would ignore her and continue, not my problem

Forgetting to shave her head. Smh.

>incest fic
Any money to be made?

You're my kind of guy, you know that?

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Wake her up

>Wake her up
You're in for it now.

Very bad idea, you dont want to be accused of rape

Then I'll get a super soaker, hide and wake her up by squriting her in the face with water

Post a what do thread on Jow Forums.

Still a risk that you'll be discovered. Though a much better alternative as she'll actually fuck off back to her den with the rest of the bitches.

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Check her phone and wallet. Call the police and have her ass escorted off my property for trespassing. Something like that I'm sure.

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She'll lie and it'll bite you in the ass tenfold.

Take money, phone anything else that's valuable.

Bind her, gag her, put ear plugs in her ears.... Than I rape her. And after all of it, I would make her drink more.

Probably 90% of the people on this board right now unironically don't know what is being talked about here. R9k has been invaded and out-bred by normies in the same manner as europe being invaded recently

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The thread where the guy takes her in, lets her sleep and wake up but before she leaves she must eat all the eggs.

>Assuming this is unusual

tis makes me mad

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If you wake her up there is a 100% chance she will claim rape. The only thing you can do to win in this situation is completely ignore her or find a cop nearby to help her.

Wake her up, make sure she's alright, if she needs to use my phone that's okay because she's probably used up the battery from snapchatting her whore antics to her friends, then I'd send her on her way.

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>take her home
>keep her iPhone and other shit as payment for my service
>fuck her because the stuff she had didn't cover all the payments she owed me,
>still 6 dollars and 43 cents short
>a quick facefuck will do
>throw her on my floor as I sleep on the bed, this is the service she paid for
>wake up
>make a bowl of 69 eggs
>tell her this is the second part of my service, she has to eat it.
>mfw she screams and leaps out the window to her death

oh well, guess I keep muh eggs.

Nice try FBI
Notkwoahebw

Only acceptable reply here Don't try anything funny, don't touch her, don't go near her. You either go in your room asap or you PHYSICALLY go look for a campus cop or something nearby so they they see you came to them by your own volition so rape charges will be less likely to happen. I said less likely but she can still bullshit lie her way out.

Just ignore and go home.

Take her inside. When she wakes up see if she wants to make out.

Walk away ASAP. Not taking any chances.

Kick her in the roastie.

This is a lie. A beautiful lie.

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Put a dime in her butt. Next time she poops it will hurt a little then she will hear a clang as the dime strikes the porcelain, confused she will stand up and look in the toilet, but the dime will have slid down the drain out of sight and she will live out her remaining years with the burning question. Why did my poop clang?.

truthfully, i'd probably rob her

damn, I'm surpised as fuck about the size of that load of poop, who knew qts could drop such massive turds

Does anyone have this pic without the get pic thing I find it funny

inform the local homeless that there is meat to plant their seed in.

That fucking sandal makes me laugh so much

check for camera
if none then take her clothes off and ziptie or handcuff her to the nearest poll
the world should know how much of a whore she is

Holy fuck did someone shit on her ass or is that her own produce?

I'd just ignore her desu.
Honestly though, if this was anywhere rural where there isn't cameras and people everywhere you could easily just kidnap her and nobody would ever know. Just make sure not to take her phone with you.

Basically the reason I'd never take care of a drunken whore

wait for her to wake up then exercise my second amendment rights and legally kill her via stand your ground laws

You should have called campus police for her and then left. Rookie mistake son.

Baby user has to come from somewhere, right??????

No, user you'll just end up In jail you rapist.

The Virgin passer vs. THE CHAD CHILD GIVER

Go inside and lock the door. Not gonna risk trying to help her to have her turn on me.

I'd make sure that I had a reasonable alibi of where I was for the past hour, and then I'd call campus police.

Turn her on her side and call police.

take her inside and have my way with her feet

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Poop on her. Squat down and take a bit greasy meat shit on the roastie. Nobody will ever know.

I'm curious about something.
If this happened, I'd just ignore her, go inside and lock the door.
But lets say, 20 minutes after, a random person comes up and stabs her to death. And lets say there was a camera that filmed me ignoring her and her death.
Could I get into legal trouble? I know moralfags would go apeshit but I don't really care about that. I'm just curious from a legal standpoint.

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I would shit on her and throw her keys. Take the phone sell it to crack dealer cheap and buy me some lemon cheetos with that money xP

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Make eggs and pour them on her.

I would unironically piss on her, just stand there with trousers dropped and drain my entire bladder over her legs, sweater and face

Give her titty a honk and be on my way.

This.
Bandana flim flams

Steal her panties, whatever happens after that depends on luck.

Gently kick her a few times ask if she's okay
If there is no answer fuck her

wake her up by breaking her left fingers, gouge out her eyes, then break all of her right fingers. if she's still alive, cut her ears and lips off and then slice open her belly and shit directly into her entrails.

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>Could I get into legal trouble?
It's bullshit but you can legally claim that "I did not approach her because I feared for my own security. I don't know if she had a weapon concealed and I don't know how she would have reacted if I tried to wake her up."

I forgot which one but there is a law that prevents you to act if it would endanger yourself.

Take her cash. Go inside house.

>BASED OLDFAG DAE REMEMBER THIS STORY LOLZ AM I FITTING IN YET???????
fuckoff back to rebbit newfag

>he studies

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Ignore her, go to your room. If you even think about her too hard, someone might call you a rapist. So basically completely ignore her existence, lock door to my room etc.

TERRIBLE LIE
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

why are underages so edgy

The Japanese thing to do: pretend it's not there.

no one fuckign asked you to explain faggot

>Make sure she is lying on her back so she might drown in her own puke.
kek