"Would you please deposit a hot load in my bussy?"

Otherwise nice figure
>cut dick
>gorilla-hair hole

>not engaging in deep pounding
what a fucking gaylord holy shit

Is this faggot cosplaying as Scout or not?

That's honestly 10x gayer than just fucking him in the ass, cumming inside him, spitting in his face while pulling up your pants and leaving him for the next guy to do the same.

Sex is easy, finding a boy that you can just sleep with is extremely hard.

What's wrong with easy?
I'm tired of people dissing casual sex. It's a fun thing to do when you're bored. Sex doesn't have to be so lovey-dovey "look how committed I am to you." It can be, but doesn't always have to be.

I'm not dissing it, I'm just saying it's not that interesting to fuck/get fucked for the 10000th time when your hand can do a pretty good job already.

who said you weren't together? you'd do that stuff after you plow the guy who's presenting his bare bussy.
and if you weren't already in a relationship, then doing what you said becomes even gayer

I don't see a ring on any of his fingers, so our relationship is clearly not at the level where we should be having sex.

what would you do to him?

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Why is /hm/ such a pile of shit? Literally any gay porn posted on any board is better than the best porn on that board. It's the fucking Sears catalog of gay porn.

>tfw find male body repulsive

Why can't I be gay bros, I thought it was a choice??

literally why would you ever want to be gay

you are a fucking faggot, kys

Easier to get laid, don't have to deal with roasties, etc

But I'm straight

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Why did they only do the balls?

>But I'm straight

hahahahahahahaha

Lad, I'll be the first to admit that I'm gay. But after looking at gay and trap porn, it's fucking repulsive. Moreover, I've never have had romantic feelings for men , while on the other hand I get nervous around women.

>Easier to get laid,
Incorrect misconception. It's easy for the attractive gays to get laid, sure, but they only ever want to fuck other attractive gays.
It would be easier for an unattractive straight guy to get laid than an ugly gay guy.
> don't have to deal with roasties,
Oh, yes you do. Just the dynamic changes.
Girls, once they find out you're gay, suddenly want to treat you like the "gay friend" with whom to go to the mall and paint each other's nails and talk about boys and watch Sex & the City and shit like that.
They become bitchy and moody and emotional and the friendship dynamic becomes totally destroyed.

It's different, but not much better.

>Sex & the City
Listen here you little shit, Sex & the City is a legitimately good show that explores an idealised hypersexual version of the modern single woman living in Manhattan, and Samantha Jones is one of the most interesting characters to ever grace television.

I agree with the other things you listed being faggotry, but don't deride Sex & the City.

You might actually be gay. Reconsider.

Liking Sex & the City doesn't make you gay.

It might not make you gay, but it certainly makes you a faggot.

Fine, we'll replace it with Will & Grace. How's that?

because it's hotter that way, does that pic not make you hard?

slap the balls