MBTI Thread

>be istp
>be introverted but friendly so that its less weird when i chill by myself
>be more thinker than feeler so the way i talk causes people i could never talk with drop spaghetti

do it right op

get out of here tic tac looking ass

>be INTJ
>supposed to be an evil sociopathic asshole or edgy weeb
>instead be deep planner, actually care about some other people and somewhat lazy

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you take that back beta

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Rare mememaster thread

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They diagnosed me ISTP-T. What do frens?

Build something out of wood or join military. I dunno.

>MBTI
>literally basing your personality on a fucking internet test

are you all fucking retarded? this is buzzfeed test tier embarrassing

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its not curable, sorry user i dont know if you'll make it

it ok fren, you will live

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They said ISTP good engineers but I am already engineer. What do now?

No clue man

What are the differences between an entp and enfp?

one letter, duh

>be me
>be ISTJ

>consistently get INTP on 16personalities
>dont really feel like one at all
>INTPs i talk to sound nothing like me
>dont really care about being "intellectual"
How come?

One is gay, the other is really gay

Bro why are you flexing

Who else here /wants to be 19 year old casualty of war/?

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ISTP army now

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holy shit thought i was the only istp that was REALLY introverted

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>100% introverted
God damn

Lets take a holiday in cambodia

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How about Croatia? We can larp as Serbs

Unironically i'd say Northern afganistan or Nagorno-Karabakh - be guerrillas then we can take Azerbaijan

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Armenian victory against the Azeris
How about we be Pashtuns and defend how we live? Also, join the server in op

This thread would be less shit without the discord link desu

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This me. Wat do with army?

We're goin' killin' boyo

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ENTPs are more likely to don't give a fuck and are more self-centered
ENFPs give lots of fucks and are nicer and more sociable

t. ENTP

Pls be my INFJ wifu they are superior

Anyone who thinks T = intelligent or I = social anxiety is retarded.

>>be introverted so I can't approach people and be friendly

That's not what introversion means at all. Disguising your inability to socialize with others is an immature tactic to justify your poor interpersonal skills. Grow up. Learn to communicate.

>>be more thinking than feeling oriented so even then most people think I'm an asshole when I'm able to

You don't know what you're talking about at all OP.

>>supposed to a calm, rational, levelheaded sage

Literally no one says this about INFJ's at all. They're stereotypical special snowflakes.

Wrong.

Kill yourself. An assertive ISTP is a good ISTP.

t. ISTP-A

Make something, dumbass!

Pls give answers

An ENTP is like an ISTP if an ISTP never considered the consequences.

An ENFP is like an ISTP if an ISTP killed himself.

16memes is a bad test, do better one

Here's a better one, I recently found.

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Can we kill black bois first please desu?

Like what? origi

pls no desu. I dont wanna neck myself
I will make somethings now desu. Okay?

It gives me INTP again. I just cannot imagine myself being an INTP, they all seem so different to me

It looks like I'm INFJ.

I'm PB&J

I bet you use Jelly instead of Jam, you pleb.

I use Jello.

>ESFJ
>the most turbo Stacy type
>dom Fe, supposed to be empathetic
>but has no empathy or care for robots
explain this

>be me
>be intp
>have to deal with the self righteous cockheads
>have to deal with idiots who take test once and are trying to be special because "im not like the other ones uwu"

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Since I am INFJ, does this mean I'm special? And would this explain why it's hard to make friends..

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>be me
>be INTP
Just end me

>explain this
which test? 16personalities causes big mistype.

No one has empathy for robots, user except INFJs

sakinorva.net/functions.php
keys2cognition.com/
jung.test.typologycentral.com/

Those have the best accuracy.
However it's best to type yourself

I'm ISTP, I was just bringing up ESFJ's cause I hate them, and they probably hate me too. I dunno why we're listed s a good match.

Actually ESFP is the most turbo Stacy type.

This. ISTPs at least have some use in the world.

That's me everyone over here:

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I got INFP: the Tumblr type

What do I do now?

Stop using that shitty website called 16personalities. It gives you wrong results and the idea that:
>aw shid i have F so i wil never do logical thangs
>im T haha lmao i can see children being decapitated i wont feel anything i will enjoy watching that

Just learn about cognitive functions and don't use online tests, just learn this whole MBTI thing well enough until you can know what type you are without someone telling it to you.

Watch 'DaveSuperPowers' on YouTube, you will learn more new things about MBTI and understand its ideas, not 16personalities bullshit like "i am introverted so i am anti-social" which makes you misunderstand MBTI.

Btw I am ISTP.

well, it's the rarest type so i doubt that you're infj

Got typed as INTJ by shrink irl. What to do with life?

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>What to do with life?
Find something what drives you. INTJ without vision is doomed for depression.

Ypu guys are queers

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Once I got INFJ but ISTP seems more constant

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Nice

Irene

Jewish and gay
Oregano, you're gayo

It's been proven pseudoscience for decades now, stop being retarded, you're eating this shit up because it presents an ideal version of what you think you are, but in the end you're an unique individual.

>Be INTJ
>Blow up my own bridges constantly with (technically right, well educated, and justified) opinions now one gives a shit about.

I just spouted my theories on feminism to a bunch of women. Even though I fully support (some of) the ideals of egalitarianism, they did not appreciate me questioning their opinions. Just when I was finally starting to fit in too, why do I always do this to myself?

*christian protection

this (oragamalio)

>you're an unique individual
t-thanks Chad. i'll just be myself.

Most of Jow Forums is INTP and INFP Im pretty sure

INTP is 1st and INFP is 5th
strawpoll.com/r5exxr3b

the ESFP's I know are quite individualistic. Stacie does what other Stacies do just to fit in with them, which is very SJ. But I'm sure there are loads of SP Stacies out there. I even met an INTP girl online who was a Stacie on the outside, but spend any amount of time talking to her and you'll realise she ain't "normal". Her good looks and fashion sense just allow her to live a normal life.

ISTP is 2nd, and I'm sure many N's are actually mistyped S's. Why is this? I thought as S types we're the ones who should be out doing things with our lives.

>Why is this?
16meme tests.
>S types
ISTP and INTP share dominant Ti (introverted thinking) function

Do not change your opinions just to fit in.There is nothing worse than being a faggot who does not have intellectual honesty and integrity.Robots are much better than those people.

All of the tests are garbage, the only way to determine your type is to study the cognitive functions and then type yourself.

>constant improvement
HAHAHAHA sure

I also tend to get ISTJ some times, which is described as someone who has "tireless dedication" while I'm a procastinating fuck who will give up after the first minor inconvenience.

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>be INFP
I put feelings first but I also follow facts, so I'm basically a closet right wing in a left wing family and nation

ISTJs are capable of being the laziest of all types if they get stuck in an unhealthy routine.

Oregany interesting user

we are legion

bery original

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>tfw no down to earth big sis ISTP gf to be the big spoon and pamper me
bad feel

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>be me, INTJ
>great at planning and solving problems
>too lazy to actually carry out the plans
>develop chronic depression

Who here a well adjusted INFP?
>Being the weird, quiet, but friendly guy that randomly smiles and at nothing.
>Well liked, understanding and can get anyone to open up
> Can tell people to fuck off if they tread on your ideals or try to treat you as a doormat
>Able to go into random inspirational rants
>Can turn a social faux pas into a joke and get everyone laughing

Oh, who am I kidding? The only INFPs on r9k are Mr.Feels and people who think being emo in college is acceptable.

ANTI-ENTP GANG

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I'm INFP but I don't give a shit about real people and I don't know how to display emotions

Youre INFP also this comment is original

>be ISFJ
>everyone on Jow Forums hates you for some reason

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