How does one get laid at a concert? Specifically, Warped Tour, where I know almost none of the bands playing (Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Amity Affliction, Taking Back Sunday are all ones I at least heard about.)
I heard about this shit non-stop in middle and high school and only now do I have the kind of friends who want me around long enough to go with me.
I used to go to warped every year. First things first user, you won't get laid at the concert. You may meet a girl but you will probably not be able to fuck in the bathroom at warped.
Your objective is to meet girls and if you're trying to get laid that night try to find a group of people that are having a party after warped.
To actually meet people plan to arrive at least one hour before the gates open. A lot of people will be drinking in the parking lot and playing pong. You can try to meet people this way. Also bring some booze. You can also try to talk to groups at the show but while bands are playing it can get loud. So my advice would be try to focus on people moving between the stages. Easiest girls to talk to are probably the ones walking around with free hugs and shit written on their bodies. Ask them for a hug.
Also keep in mind a lot of the girls are under 18.
And try to enjoy the show. It's a lot of fun (assuming you like the music).
Caleb Russell
Reel Big Fish and Less than Jake are at this year's warped tour?! God fuck my empty wallet.
Brandon Phillips
My bois and I are gonna be smoking a fuckton before the show starts and getting there a few hours before, so I will keep this in mind, thanks.
And I do think Im gonna like the show itself, one of my guys is a huge metalhead so itll be nice to be exposed to new shit.
Its pretty killer. Bowling for Soup is gonna be there as well but I dont think theyre gonna come to Indy where Im at.
Easton Gray
Bowling for soup was there last year. I already saw them.
Benjamin Lewis
Wait a minute weren't Reel big fish at warped tour like two years ago?
>wanted to go to warped tour for over a decade >this is its last year >all the shows near where i live have happened already >i'll never get to be there