Getting Laid At Concerts

How does one get laid at a concert? Specifically, Warped Tour, where I know almost none of the bands playing (Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Amity Affliction, Taking Back Sunday are all ones I at least heard about.)

I heard about this shit non-stop in middle and high school and only now do I have the kind of friends who want me around long enough to go with me.

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I used to go to warped every year. First things first user, you won't get laid at the concert. You may meet a girl but you will probably not be able to fuck in the bathroom at warped.

Your objective is to meet girls and if you're trying to get laid that night try to find a group of people that are having a party after warped.

To actually meet people plan to arrive at least one hour before the gates open. A lot of people will be drinking in the parking lot and playing pong. You can try to meet people this way. Also bring some booze. You can also try to talk to groups at the show but while bands are playing it can get loud. So my advice would be try to focus on people moving between the stages. Easiest girls to talk to are probably the ones walking around with free hugs and shit written on their bodies. Ask them for a hug.

Also keep in mind a lot of the girls are under 18.

And try to enjoy the show. It's a lot of fun (assuming you like the music).

Reel Big Fish and Less than Jake are at this year's warped tour?!
God fuck my empty wallet.

My bois and I are gonna be smoking a fuckton before the show starts and getting there a few hours before, so I will keep this in mind, thanks.

And I do think Im gonna like the show itself, one of my guys is a huge metalhead so itll be nice to be exposed to new shit.

Its pretty killer. Bowling for Soup is gonna be there as well but I dont think theyre gonna come to Indy where Im at.

Bowling for soup was there last year. I already saw them.

Wait a minute weren't Reel big fish at warped tour like two years ago?

>just talk to random people at the concert

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Their going to be drunk user. And like I said some of the girls do this free hugs shit which is an excuse to speak to them.

>just HUG a random person at a concert

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The free hugs thing is super weird but I know for a fact it does happen.

I went to this local EDM fest and theres a ton of girls with they tiddies out and the phrase Free Hugs painted on them. Its consent, so Im taking it.

>Its consent, so Im taking it.
I'm not

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>wanted to go to warped tour for over a decade
>this is its last year
>all the shows near where i live have happened already
>i'll never get to be there

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shoulda gone any of the last 3 years.

The fuck is this normie shit? Make this thread on /b/ holy fuck

>tfw I never got to see Streetlight Manifesto back when they played

Fortunately I plan on going to their Everything Goes Numb tour in November, so bully for me.

/b/ is a porn board now.

Here I can get good discussion at least, and I know at least a few people on here go outside sometimes.

>thinks going to a concert makes someone a social butterfly

Been to like 10 concerts over my life time and still a virgin

What bands should I brush up on? I know almost no one there and I want to get a good experience out of it, so I want to know some music beforehand

>warped tour
>streetlight manifesto

have i gone back in time 10 years

Just whip it out.

I gotta trick em somehow

Its not terribly impressive when soft

Honestly I pick concerts based on which bands I already know and I try out bands I've only heard of while there.