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waitrose is better mate.

If only Waitrose was half affordable

not a millionaire though

morrisons has never been top tier.
posher
yeah am alright son. bit warm despite the rain.

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Where the hell is my sister with my energy drink?

Where do all the straight lads go these days? are all boards homo?

yikes. didn't realise i was on a thread of penny pinchers. M&S will do fine too.

It was probably horse meat anyway

*zips arizona ice tea*
damn it feels good to be hip

>Where do all the straight lads go these days?
one of the straight porn boards

she might have seen some hot totty and be all like OI OI SUGARTITS and pulled

We become prison gay or put up with it.

You've got to be a bit Jewish when you live in your own home and have bills to pay, unfortunately. Besides I don't even have an M&S near me. Tesco usually does me fine, sometimes I even treat myself to Sainsburys

*unsips penis*

straight lads are dying out
its the new world order

im a straight lad, does this mean more roasties for me?

can't wait for the human race to die out tbqh

oi poof. drink liptons like a proper bloke

M&S does some good stuff. the cookies are top notch.

Do they now? Haven't been there in a good while. I remember Percy Pigs though.

What about like general groceries? Are they good there?

Ahaa yeah.. Having no tinder matches is fine..

do some alright ready meals if you're feeling lazy. curries are nice. fruit and veg is good.

but yeah the cookies are a favourite of mine.

i wish i had the balls to even go on tinder tbqh

>have a crush on multiple women who work at the jobcentre
literally a horrid feel, they wont be interested in a jobless neet

*zips arizona ice tea*
damn it feels good to be 5 years behind everyone

>mum comes in to tell me off for drinking again
yay
just love it when that happens
really brightens the day

post your profile. You can blur your face out or whatever if you want

Next time tell her that you wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for her

put your charm on then and make them interested

Got a gift card for M&S for 125 squids lads, what should I buy?

125 bongs worth of pick n mix, if they do it, if they dont then i dont know

mate they know i've got fuck all going for me, i wouldn't be in the jobcentre otherwise

tell her you'll stop drinking if she gives you milkies daily. that'll shut her up.

After how long? Even I got a fair few matches on Tinder after like 6 months. They all turned out to be dead ends, time wasters, bots, and people just looking for a chat but hey

cookies. or get the frozen ones and heat them up later.

do you think they care about that? looks and personality are everything

it was a fucking boomer meme you edgelord

>looks and personality are everything
not if you're trying to chat up someone at the jobcentre m8.

woah lad dont take it so personally if it's just a meme
seems like it wasn't just a meme now eh

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Suppose I'll have another wank then, fuck i'm so bored.

i'll job your centre in a minute mate. just put the moves on.

a nice cardigan, a pair of pyjamas and some slippers
also they do a god tier roast beef and onion baguette

he's () got you there!
i recommend private society

t. naive teenager

when i read "meme" i pronounce it in my head as "mem-ay"

The first pic is of me with my dog while playing guitar, like a candid

The second is a pic of we with hannibal burress. I have no other pictures of me

My bio is I hate Mr brightside

And my anthem is magical mystery tour

well stop it then lad. Just not right

It's still tasty laddie

IM NOT EVEN DRINKING ARIZONE ICE TEA YOU FUCKING DIP

yeah alright kid, keep sippin on it thinkin ure cool

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i cant laddy, i just cant, ive tried

you have to be really dumb to think a woman would get with a bennies claimant

how am i wrong? a good looking and fun poor person is a better partner than a rich ugly and boring person.

i am drinkin volvic juived berry if u must kno

If the sexes in his situation were reversed, yes.

is tht a new flavour or something? not seen that kind of arizona ice tea on sale anywhere b4

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how am i wrong?
benefit claimants are literally seen by scum by DWP employees

This. All women are WHORES who only care about how much money you have

you need more pictures. One with friends if possible

are you a cute underage (16) boi? you type like one

There's probably rules against dating someone who uses your JobCentre.

benny claimers in the house tonight.
benny claimer gonna have a good time.
job centre lass make you lose yo mind.
everybody just have a good time

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>I have no other pictures of me
how do you only have 2 pics of yourserlf?

>job centre lass make you lose yo mind.
i have to control my boner while talking to some of them

>sam hyde
He's 15 at most

i have no photos of myself
what about diasbility claimants with documented illnesses

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imagine getting a job centre lass
and she gave you an eyeful of her sweaty white briefs phwaorrrr

its well documented that they hate disabled people and will do anything to stop them getting money

Is Cells at Work worth watching lads?

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should I play life is strange before the storm?

you can do it user. i believe that you will win.

do what? I don't stand a chance with a DWP employee

yeah lad the girls are cute.
oh no

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do you want to play it?
if not then no

there was a whole thing in the news that they were misrepresenting peoples illnesses in the interviews to get their benefits

didn't it only just start airing lad? How are we to know

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get a job and get the lass

wouldn't see em again once i got a job

whats tinder like? is it at least worth trying? i dont have any pictures of myself though

Unironically out there living life while the all the fags and prison fags congregate on boards like these hating women and masturbating to trap, gay, sissy porn.

Mark this post: In about, say 5-10 years time, Jow Forums will become an unironically misogynistic, Chad-worshipping site, gunning for a male only utopia while STILL saying "no homo" and sucking each other's dicks.

Every influx of newfags since 2013 have been twisting and contorting into bizarre forms of self-victimising until they've become unrecognisable from the original outcasts, loners and losers with sense of humour that initially populated Jow Forums.

Finished season one of GLOW. Pretty good. It's a feminist show but with a selection of waifus so there's something for everyone

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>feminist
What's wrong with feminism?

Let's not start with all that. I simply meant a feminist show isnt going to appeal to everyone.

First lets hear what's right with feminism
Nah fuck that shit round 1 DING DING DING

>Let's not start with all that. I simply meant a feminist show isnt going to appeal to everyone.
Alright.

Women have better chances in life

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I meant good things, user

How do you get the confidence to post your face on a dating site?

Someone you know might see you. A girl might laugh at you. Someone could take your photo and post it on r/cringe.

Well boys. Back to enjoying Portugal. Not as depressed today.

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most dating sites have an option for your account not to show up in searches so people can only view your account if you have viewed them