Be me

>be me
>24
>somewhat musically inclined
>dream of being a star
>inherit piano from grandma
>this is my chance
>start to practice
>thisshitishard.jpg
>take lessons and practice alone again
>i start to get pretty good
>dads friend runs a bar in town
>i need the money
>decide to take a small gig at the bar
>nothing big
>get to the bar and look at the time

>its nine o'clock on a saturday
>regular crowd shuffles in

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Continue kid, I'm interested

Lad* not kid, holy fuck actually kill me phoneposting faggot that I am.

Why doesn't the bar manager just get a speaker and play music? No offense Op, chase ur dreams but I'm just wondering why don't bars save money?

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Very few bars use piano music nowadays, even having live local bands is pretty rare. But it usually draws in a crowd since seeing live music is a novelty for most. If the band is a popular local band then their fans will come which is guaranteed business.

a great story

fire up vocaroo and sing us a song piano man

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Fucking same
Nice dubs Satan almost got trips

is this the new form of baiting?

Telling half a story and then leaving? WTF MAN I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT DON'T DO THIS

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please sir, go on!

Yeah, that's the point. I was saying lad got autocorrected to kid, and im a faggot for using my phone.

let's just hope that the story has happened already
there's a chance that fella's typing it as the crowd "shuffles in" the moment we read this

this is probably a weird reference to a movie nobody has ever seen

I already heard this story. It ends with the OP becoming somewhat of a local celebrity due to his playing.

I already heard this story. It ends with the OP becoming somewhat of a heterosexual male. Or was it just a similar one..

dropped
but honestly, it's only my fault for expecting anything better

all you guys are fucking retarded

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>>its nine o'clock on a saturday
>>regular crowd shuffles in
You fucking retards fell for the bait. This is the begining of the song Piano man.

uh oh, the cultured elite have joined in this ITT thread to show everyone how clever and knowledgeable they are

i mean sure, if they lurked the thread they'd see even dumb tripfags know that pleb song which masks maudlin sentimentality as profound insight on the human condition, but hey, i guess the billy big jobs got to prove how smrt they are and that's all that really matters, right?

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sometimes the retards of this world need to be educated is all. Don't be sad that you're retarded

>Thinking about learning piano
>Suddenly this thread

I am going to do it, all by myself and YouTube!

mate, i'm too retarded to be upset

but i'm not so retarded as to miss someone quoting lines from the song before i even join a thread

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he keeps taking bait
KEK

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