>tfw no max bf
Tfw no max bf
who is max? (bf)
My name is max, who are you?
One of the only god-tier bf's on the entire planet.
Is it really the real you?
Lmfao good luck with that
If you can't even get Chaotic to not despise you then Max couldn't even tolerate you
But I'm trying to make chaotic jealous so he notices me
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on these guys?
Are you the asian girl who I talk to?
no one here honestly knows max, he just has a good rep because he's been chaotic's friend for twice as long as anyone else has been able to.
I'm not asian or a girl, I don't even have a clue who you're talking about unless it's Veronica, but she's not even asian.
>no one here honestly knows max
speak for yourself nigga
Gay homo retard circlejerk from /v/ and reddit.
Chaotic is the best boy and Max is absolutely yandere and only cares about him.
gay homo is the only accurate thing about this shitpost
Prove me wrong
origina
you'd have an easier time prying a snapping turtle from your balls than getting max from james
Does anyone have max's discord?
No one knows how to add Max on his Chaotic DMing machine
nah I got his profile logged in my dm's
Prove it user desdes
yeah ok but you'll probly get blocked if you add
Oh shit thanks user you're epic
>tfw no chaotic and max best friend trio
Why do you even care about some useless fags on Jow Forums? Imagine being so pathetic you idolize random gay men on the loser board of the loser site of the internet
You know what I want? A disgusting braphog girlfriend. One with a huge ass, huge thighs, and a big belly.
>Hey user, I'm about to let rip with a really loud one, stick your face into my ass!
>Wanna watch me take a fat shit?
>*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFTFTFTFTFTF* Oh god, that one's gonna stink!
>Put your mouth over my asshole so you can take this fat fart straight into your stomach!
>I have a huge burp coming up, let me kiss you and burp straight down your throat!
>Oh man it's so hot today, let me rest my fat ass on your face for a bit~
why doesn't he just date max
he'll never find another person as good as him
Chaotic isn't useless he's better than all of us, he's the pillar of what we should aspire to be to become better.
I don't get this fetish
Max is only good because chaotic groomed him since they were like 13. Before Chaotic Max was trash.
I really wish people wouldn't use Lain for these kinds of shitposts
Looks like you upset the "I'm not like the other trannies" demographic, OP.
I wish Chaotic had the legal rights to be the only one allowed to post Tomoko but we all don't get what we want now do we
Based nonon why do I keep seeing you
>tfw no nax cape bf to pk with in revenants
he's still god-tier retard it doesn't matter how he got to that
Bcause Chaotic lore is the best lore
>a gay shitposting narcissistic retard on the internet is what we should aspire to be
Of course you'd be too autistic to understand. We're lucky he actually graces this board with his presence, but the brainlets like to bite the hand that feeds them.
I'm stealing your nonon pics and there's nothing you can do!
Also chaotic is perfect and max is just pet tier to him
I've known all these people for longer than you've known about Jow Forums
Max is fine but to me he's just the tolerable version of g*be
Before he met Chaotic he was hostile about absolutely everything but now he's simmered down
>You just don't understand me dad!
>whatever happened to boxxy
He's the only person Chaotic doesn't want to die
max didn't ask for this
>bringing up a random unrelated meme to strawman
>if only we still had wt snacks to epic ban these losers
>implying you want your pet to die
A bunch of literal nobodies who just managed to get a ton of attention for themselves by being obnoxious as fuck or making up fake stories about themselves, like 99% of Jow Forums 'e-celebs'. Just hide and ignore threads about them, they feed off of it, they were neglected as kids by their parents so they seek attention from randoms online.
Brb gonna fap
>Muh sekret fwends
Wow! Is this the power of...
Faggots???
ironic boomer posting wins yet again
>he thinks it's unrelated
>hey guys listen to me about this thing i know nothing about
Wtf asshole I just want max bf
>muh homosexual idealation
Wow anal astronaut. Don't you know you can get any old man to bum you and treat you like a little princess?
>being so afraid of getting btfo by chaotic that you bully his orbiters instead of him
lol i don't blame you
Wtf are you even talking about
>meanwhile
>TFW NO GF WHO WILL SHIT ON MY CHEST
at least we can reproduce wink wink
Shut up fagboy. We all know you're either one of his orbiters or him himself. Go slurp his cum a lil bit more.
>being afraid of twink homosexuals
Errr
nah being afraid of public ANONYMOUS embarrassment lmao
Holy fuck have you guys always been this autistically paranoid?
You can't make it more obvious that it's you dude. Go home, stop trying.
Yes they have.
They like to say things before you deny them so it gives you a harder time and makes them feel better about being insignificant
I've talked to over a dozen people who don't like Chaotic and they've all admitted similar things
Putting words in others mouths is the babies game of "winning" an e-argument
Go take the medicine that stops the voices in your head from making you even more braindead.
so you're saying
>the straights are arguing more like roasts than the gays are
the absolute horrid state
What is your relationship with Chaotic? You have bigbrain like him.
Just a fan of his and what he does.
Lurked his Youtube for about a year when he made vids
Now Jow Forums.
>if i strawman again it'll be valid
Please stop reminding me that I missed out on the Chaotic JewTube shitposts..
>I've talked to over a dozen people who don't like Chaotic and they've all admitted similar things
>Putting words in others mouths is the babies game of "winning" an e-argument
That's literally what you do
which commenter were you?
Give one example
Tip: You can't
I didn't comment I never made vids
>gets called out for how he tries to win e-arguments
>literally does it right after
sad. I stopped giving a shit when chaotic left.
You have to be a brainlet to not see how Chaotic is good for the community.
Best not to even bother with subhumans.
Seems like a lot of people gave up once he stopped.
You just proved my point
See above
get mentally dissected by an alpha psychopath OR make fun of betas who can't stop you
until based nonon clears room
>Being told exactly what he's doing
>You just proved my point
???
You're too stupid, bye-bye.
ily based nonon
eternally btfo for the 1000th time
Checked those quads
Let me break it down for you.You say people who dislike chaotic put words in others mouths. I say chaotic and his buttbudies do it themselves. Then a buttbuddy shows up and say, "no, you put words in others mouths", which doesn't make any sense because all i did was point out something chaotic and his buttbuddies do. By claiming that i'm doing saying something i'm not saying, he is putting words in my mouth, and thus proving my point that chaotic and his butt buddies put words in others mouths.
tasty chaotic quads
dante was supposed to be the chosen one what happened
Shittier than all the old namefags combined
>dante copying max
pathetic
no no he didn't copy max
dante copied chaotic it used to be cute
everyone who knows him seems to copy chaotic in some way, he even gave max his lain folder
dante isn't cute tho he's fat ugly and black
he just post anime girls; the ultimate mask
This can't be true.. He acts so feminine
sorry, user, it's true, dante was always a sham
how do I know whomst this nigger is so I can shun him when I see him and warn others of his degeneracy
>image.jpg
>autistic phoneposter
>posts chaotic's girls (tomoko and toga) and random anime girl oc
>beta attitude
>tries to act girly
>addicted to orbiting
>self deprecates
don't fall for his traps
he doesn't deserve anyone let alone chaotic
the absolute nightmare of *nimeposters
thank you for the info brother
I'm not fat or ugly anymore though
prove it you nasty fuggo
Nevermind you got me
gdam you are the biggest fuck up of all time
consider and attempt suicide
Gabe (you) is a bigger fuck up
You aren't wrong, I'll consider it
>not a fat ugly nigger
>actually managed to be cebby's and moony's friends
>cute, have money, and don't have autism
>"bigger fuck up"
thx big guy
You only crawl out of your hole when chaotic notices someone else. Jealous retard.
>defending nigger slime