/britfeel/

ate so much junk food the past few days. feel like such a fatty boom boom. gonna weigh myself tomorrow to gauge the damage.

>double vag
gay
the only double stuffed porn that's okay is double anal because you know the chick is doing it just to be a whore and get paid rather than enjoying it

Is anyone over 30 or even 25 here?

>Polish girl sits opposite me at at work - she very new
>Quirky guy sits next to her - he's the only guy at work who talks to me
>Gay guy sits next to him - friends with the quirky guy
>The quirky guy and Polish girl talk about stuff, the topic of gay people comes up and she implies that all LGBT people have AIDs, she then asks if the quirky guy and the gay guy are fucking since they talk so often
>The quirky guy finds this funny (the second part) and shares the story with the gay guy
>Gay guy is very offended and reports Polish girl to HR
>Polish girl goes on holiday so gay guy and quirky guy give their statements to HR, quirky guy says that it wasn't a big deal etc. but gay guy wants to escalate and get her fired
>Today the Polish girl returned from holiday
>Quirky guy asked me if he should give her a warning
>I said that he should since it would be awkward otherwise
>she stands her ground and doubles down about her "opinion" on all gays having AIDs
>really awkward silences during the rest of the day
>a manager asks to speak to quirky guy
>quirky guy won't tell me what it's about but it's clear he got told off for warning the Polish girl since I guess these HR complaints are supposed to be anonymous

I feel bad I got the closest thing I have to a friend into trouble and I don't know what to do to make things better

I got my PS4 pre-owned for 170 quid iirc, affordable even on NEET income

I don't think I'll enjoy Shadow of the Collosus, I need something with more story/characters

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nothing gay about rubbing willies with another lad

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weve already heard this, come up with something new

23 and I feel like I've wasted my life already

27, only just starting to get my life on track

Going to start a job paying 22k in September but I'm still figuring out who I am

Murking university challenge boys

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I know one guy on here is 38 and there's a few i think are in the late 20s.

Fuck sake why can't I get a gfl ike this

most britfeel post i've ever seen TBF

That's such a miserable depressing clip.

31, on Jow Forums since 2008. But sorted my shit out from 25, slowly. Pretty much a normie on the outside now (relationship, job etc), but my soul can never be normal.

>fill company car up with fuel
>End up putting 80 bong worth in
>Fuel card rejected
>Had to pay it out of pocket

Will.get it back from expenses but it's still a nuisance

corrrrr lads imagine the smell of megumin's sweaty foot when she peels off the bandage after a long hard day of explosions

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When did johnny get aids?

Lads whats the point in living if I'm poor and I will never have a gf

literally what is the point

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this but with a bf

I watched the royal rumble for the first time an ages this year the rumble itself is a hoot

What, you're repeating material now?

Do you mean your sorted your shit out by 25 or from 25?

>broke back the memory of the smell of my broken leg when I got the cast took off after 3 months

nothing more revolting

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over 30, pretty much a cyborg tbf

do i wanna play some zoo tycoon lads?

Polish girl is right though?
Your office coworkers are honestly retarded
>New girl at work
>Not a lot of people know her personally
>Has low opinion of gay people
>"OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW HER PERSONAL OPINION WAS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE"
>"WE HAVE TO COMPLAIN TO HR SO THIS NEWFAG GETS A WARNING AND HAS TO FOLLOW THE GROUPTHINK."
>Polish girls tells the 2 gay bois to fuck off, she can think what she wants
Doesn't matter that the faggot got offended if it's the truth.
As long as she can work with the faggot in the office professionally it shouldn't be a problem. Live and let live.

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>my card would have been declined

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Lad it's easy to get laid as a gay

I want a cute bf not get pounded by the 300lbs whales I'm surrounded by

tetris is fun, laddus

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FUCK SAKES LAAAAAAADS
I want to get shit faced with my two mates but their gfs are not approving of it at all, we were discussing it hyping it up, gonna have a smashing time, one of my mates gf doesn't reply so shes annoyed because she always speaks then my other mates gf sends the thumbs up emoji and leaves the convo

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS IVE KNOWN THEM FOR OVER A DECADE FUCK OFFFFFFFFF OUR NIGHT OUT TAKES PRIORITY OVER WATCHING LOVE ISLAND OR WHATEVER THE FUCK GIRLS DO, FUCK.

females are literally the worst, nothing good in my life has ever involved them, proper bumed out lads.

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Was walking around Munich yesterday and saw some homeless Scotsman with a sign saying "will fabricate characters for food", felt sorry for the chap so gave him a hotdog and he started mumbling on about a guy called Markau who travels up and down the autobahn

where're you playing it?

It's not material

It's a massive weight on my mind and I can't think of anything else

Quirky guy wasn't offended though, he actually said that you can't dismiss her for thought crimes
He defended her and gave her a warning

He's the good guy but he's getting fucked hardest

Living a virtuous life that makes God proud.
God doesn't require you to be rich or beautiful or the best lover or create some amazing invention or achieve something transcendent - you think the creator of the universe needs the deeds of man to feel accomplished?
Excellence is a gift from God but not being blessed with it doesn't preclude you from a meaningful life.
John Milton said it best in his sonnet When I Consider How My Life is Spent:

>When I consider how my light is spent
>Ere half my days in this dark world and wide,
>And that one talent which is death to hide
>Lodg'd with me useless, though my soul more bent
>To serve therewith my Maker, and present
>My true account, lest he returning chide;
>"Doth God exact day-labour, light denied?"
>I fondly ask. But Patience to prevent
>That murmur, soon replies: "God doth not need
>Either man's work or his own gifts; who best
>Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best. His state
>Is kingly. Thousands at his bidding speed
>And post o'er land and ocean without rest:
>They also serve who only stand and wait.

They also serve who only stand and wait. Contemplate that line and find your purpose lad.

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At 25 I had mostly sorted my shit out. At 18 I dropped out of uni - guess it was like 2007/8 - with social anxiety. Had several breakdowns etc and just lost a few years playing WoW and refusing to leave my room.

this one, lad
tetrisfriends.com/games/Marathon/game.php

Thank you for this

I was 6 when he bullied me and hearing all people saying how loved he was made me doubt myself but he is, well was, a cunt as an adult too

most fags dont have aids you retard

Get a load of billy 2 mates over here eh lids

What exactly is weighing on your mind though? You didn't do anything wrong at all. Weird situation but your conscience is clear, you're not a bigot or a HR taddle.

How did you get a gf? Was it through work or hobbies? I can't seem to figure out that part of my life.

I got bit by a horsefly when having a picnic today. Has anyone else ever got bit by them? They really spook me, everyone always goes on about bees and wasps but no one ever mentions the horseflies.

Want a female biped of african descent to suck on me willy tbqh wylads

Based moral posting, norwaynormie would be proud

Yeah i dunno, it's all complete shit. But I loved wrestling as a teenager and I ended up watching Wrestlemania as a laugh this year coz Moni was endlessly spamming about it. Since then I realised it's kinda comfy to just watch the shows while doing other stuff, there's something really calming about such ridiculous man-drama when you just want some filler in the background.

Only gone and got a job interview tomorrow. Shaved off my neet beard and ironed my good shirt. Really feeling positive for this one. Will report back tomorrow how it went.

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got mad indigestion lads, its pissing me off now

Get one online but he will be a slut and either like chads or 40 plus guys

>You didn't do anything wrong at all.
I told the quirky guy to warn the Polish girl that HR will want to speak to her about the whole gay thing

That led to quirky guy being called into a meeting with a manager since the HR reporting process is supposed to be anonymous and stuff

Thanks lad, love a good game of tetris me.
Stumbled across this video the other day. it's pretty cool if you can get past the shilling.
youtube.com/watch?v=7T7mg6JZZzg

>moni
That gay self-hating paki.

How do people watch the same movies and play the same video games over and over agains lads? It takes me years to want to rewatch a movie or replay a games story

2% of the worlds population but 80% of it's std carriers

Hey self improvement lad. Glad you went for the picnic, did you make sandwiches? No flies or bugs ever bother me for some reason. Even when people around me are getting destroyed by them I'm always in the clear.

You didn't tell him to, you offered your opinion. The anonymity debacle will pale in comparison to the bigots opinions. Imo you're overthinking it, but then again I probably would as well.

Not him but is there a reason that gays mostly get AIDS?

I've seen it before, quite shameless, but yeah it's cool

I'm nae scientist but I think it's because they're faggots

Well Done lad, Where's it for.

I'm not gonna be that cunt who explains it like there's a roadmap, there isn't. For me I realised a lot of my insecurities (crippling social anxiety) were from being overweight, feeling like I had absolutely nothing to say to other people, and not knowing how to meet people. Once I felt certain I knew what was making me like that, I just slowly tackled each issue - gym, keeping up news + events (even shit like football I didn't care for, but enough to hold small talk), and used free time to get good/better at stuff rather than empty space to 'fill'. I was lucky that I managed to get back into a uni after a few years of cocooning - and threw myself into some of the autistic clubs (real ale, gaming society, tabletop group) where I actually felt like I was more normie than the average. Grew from there desu.

Maidstone services on the M2 always used to be my favourite, haven't been there for years though

>1 in 7 gay or bisexual men in London are living with HIV

fucking hell

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okay lad, i've got one for you

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Now why aren't kids shown articles like this in sex-ed?

josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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you're unlikely catch aids through your dick

gud luck lid

It's sniffing Miesha's armpits after a non-deodorant wearing intensive workout for me lads.

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Thanks lad, bar work, could be fun, just looking for a part time thing while I have some free time

Thanks

Britfeel is 38% wagie according to the strawpoll

>You didn't tell him to, you offered your opinion.
He did ask me but as soon as I gave him my recommendation, he followed it through

he trusted me and I failed him

>The anonymity debacle will pale in comparison to the bigots opinions. Imo you're overthinking it, but then again I probably would as well.
yeah but this is causing him more trouble than it should

Wish I had the confidence for that

>'One after another, I caught a series of sexually-transmitted diseases: rectal gonorrhea and then rectal chlamydia.'
Literally only a probably for sluts who need to neck themselves

>spent the entire day playing ranked for honor duels
>only won once because the guy who beat me earlier quit
>servers die twice
>just want cool ornaments

this is nice and everything, but it means nothing if you're not religious, my lad.

28 but I post in /britfeel/ very sporadically, must have been last October or something. The time is going far too quickly.

just how FAT is BritNormie ?

read rumours the fat fucker bathes in gravy

Anyone seen a anime called City Hunter 3?

The trick is pretending to be a normie so hard that even you start to believe it

Nah it looks pretty comfy though I miss the 80s style of anime

bathing in gravy sounds nice

got a big fat lob on lads

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The one way britfeel has really fucked with my head and that is my opinion concerning trannies. Never in my life did i think about trannies before coming here and now i am actually asking myself if i could ever love one. wtf.

God and Christ still love you and care about you regardless of if you're religious lad. As for coming to faith I can't help you specifically as everyone who comes to faith from not being religious has a different experience. I wasn't raised religious and my experience was incredibly personal and beautiful but I know people who have had very difficult and troubling journeys to faith. The point is that everyone is better of knowing the Lord than not. If you don't believe then you don't believe and I don't think it's possible for people to argue these things to a set end point i.e. someone 'convincing' the other of their religious/non-religious view, so I don't make a point of trying. However I will say that you are loved by God and he has a plan for you even if you can't see it or feel it.

Just realised something lads, we're going to be the last generation born in a different millenium for the next thousand years

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Why don't they just move out of London?

*breathes in*
LADS....

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>tfw born in 2000

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>he trusted me and I failed him
He was obviously already thinking about warning her and wanted reaffirmation. You could always apologise for poor advice, though I personally wouldn't, I don't know the lad but he might use it an excuse to convince himself he only did it because you said to. Which wasn't the case.

I think the boss will see the bigot as a massive problem, and the anonymity stuff as an inconvenience. Probably has to call him into the office for a slap on the wrist, but I doubt that's where their attention is currently.

And that's the real quiz.

No, no, let them stay there. London is England's containment city.

The reality is very different to the idea. There are trans people you meet and it's like 'holy shit, that's a beautiful girl and I would never have known', but the reality in 99% of cases is an absolutely cringreworthy dose of severe depression when you come across a hulking man in a wig speaking (and looking) like a Monty Python woman.

So what you imagine is possible, but so improbable that you shouldn't really bother.

why does an 18 year old have such poor reaction images i aint seen a gif in years