Ask a guy who has asked out a woman every single day this year and will kill himself if no one agrees to a date with me before the end of the year anything.
Places I have asked out women the most:
>The gym I lift at.
>The grocery store.
>Hiking trails
>Church
Stop being a fucking retard. It's obvious that you're doing something wrong so work on that instead of just asking women out. You sound like fucking Elliot Rodger who was sure he did everything possible to get a tall blonde hot white Stacy.
What are your standards before you ask them out, OP?
Why not just Jill yourself right now? As a feminist female you should really kill yourself. I am saying this on behalf of all women. No one will ever want you anyway thinking you are entitled to a relationship with a woman. Grow up women don't owe you anything g you deserve to die a virgin.
Yeah, it's obviously his fault for being born unattractive to women.
Shame on him.
Elliot didn't ask anyone out. Learn the lore nigger
Lower your standards and try the bar if you're looking for a non-committal
He didn't ask out anyone. He even says he didn't.
1. Be biological female.
2. Not be fat.
3. Looking long-term.
Will do at the end of the year.
I am not looking for a one night stand.
No it's not his fault for being born unattractive to women but just randomly asking people out instead of figuring out why they are not attracted is his fault. It's not like he is content with his situation.
I'm a fragile person and hate the dating how did you get started? Did you work out first
I have been lifting for 3 years. My new year's resolution was to ask out a woman every day and if I fail I will kill myself. I learned from years of experience the absolute worst idea to get a gf is to try asking friends. So I will never try that again.
>Elliot didn't ask anyone out.
Elliot was autistic af. Just like OP. So if OP is content with that OK. If he is not content to the extent he is gonna kill himself then let him look for the problem and solve it. Asking women out is not solving the problem.
Your new year's resolution should have been to get rid of autism.
How old are you?
Do you have a place of your own?
How much do you make a year?
Are you a virgin?
He probably knows he is conventionally unattractive, that does not mean he does not yearn for companionship and affection.
What would you have him do instead?
I find his approach sensical. He tries for a year, law of large numbers. If he can't find even one woman that deems him acceptable to mate with, he removes himself from the gene pool and by proxy ends his suffering.
Maybe you should leave this thread and go be productive in your life like I am. Try getting a career like mine and buying your own house like I have.
No maybe YOU should leave this thread.
>How old are you?
29
>Do you have a place of your own?
I own a house in the suburbs.
>How much do you make a year?
90k salary.
>Are you a virgin?
Obviously.
As a feminist female you should fuck off and die, you disgusting pig
Considering you go to Church, why not ask God for a favour?
OP why haven't you had sex with a prostitute yet? It will make you feel more confident and you'll stop coming off as desperate when you talk to girls.
I see you're a Christfag, but surely going to a hooker is infinitely more moral than killing yourself.
The hilarious thing is I already tried. To make it even funnier I have literally received everything I prayed except that. I mean every single little thing such as power outages, rain, helping me change the wheel of my car without my tools, finding problems in code instantly after hours of trying, and other things.
Have you tried using a sign yet?
Pick up the absolute ugliest piece of shit ever. Then work your way up I guess untill you hit your hotness ceiling.
Start with no standards, work up. Gain experience and confidence. It's a win win.
Well for one thing that is illegal. The second thing is I don't really care about losing virginity part and want the relationship part.
No, because unlike Chris-chan I have self-awareness.
Well, it's July, and you still don't have a girlfriend. Have you learned anything yet? Has anyone said yes, but then later turned out to not be a good date? Have you done anything to improve yourself besides lifting?
Can you give us an examples of how a asking a girl out goes? with exact lines of conversation if possible.
Not looking for one night stands here.
I learned a lot of stuff like to avoid women with unnatural hair colors, do not open the door for women in public, and if a woman is with fiends do not approach.
The closest to a yes was a fake phone number that didn't exist.
I am always looking for promotions at work and focus on improving that area of my life when not improving my body.
Have you even read the manifesto? Check yourself you fucking larper
>asking out women who are complete strangers in public
you don't do this, no one does this. even chads don't do this, they go to tinder or some shit.
if ANYONE asked me out and i didn't know them to some extent it would immediately send off red flags all over the place. don't tell me and crap and say if it was chad it would be any different, it doesn't, if anything, that's even more suspicious.
Anything you about picking up girls on youtube or from pickup artists are all a crock. You can only do this kind of crap if they are specifically at a place specifically meant for this kinda stuff, like a bar or club or something. Even then you should get to know them a bit and wiggle your way in.
DO NOT DO THIS
This has to be one of the dumbest incel impressions about women ever, and it keeps coming up. Why do you idiots think that most guys get their gfs by asking someone they've never met out cold?
You are saying that because you are mentally ill.
I have lost count of how many dates I've gotten by approaching women at coffeeshops, dive bars, parties, even the mall.
Fuck off.
Why not try dating sites or apps? There are two obvious problems with each of the locations you've listed. First is that people go to those places to get some kind of business done, and second is that people in those places often consider themselves not to be in a presentable state, one where they'd like to be hit on. Women at the store are there to shop and have weird-hangups about strangers judging them for their purchases. Women at the gym are there to work out, and they'll feel gross for being all sweaty, red-faced, gasping over themselves, etc and so ill-prepared for flattery. Women hiking usually do so socially and will probably feel unpresentable. Women in church are there to fulfill religious needs and will find it awkward to be hit on. If you find them on a dating site, you'll bypass both of these problems, which themselves are barriers to your actual goal: getting a date. The entire point of a dating site is to set up dates, so you'll find it's much more efficient to use one. It's possible to pick up strangers off the street, but context is important, and will make your life easier.
Can you post a picture of yourself, so I can spot any obvious issues? You can blur out your face if you want; I'm mostly interested in your face shape and hair style. Failing that, would you evaluate yourself in matters of skin care, posture, clothing style and fit, facial features, facial shape + hair style, facial expression control, voice, mannerisms, smells, and anything else you think would be relevant in your physical or social presentation, and post the results for me?
How old are you mr?
>that reddit tourist who thinks Jow Forums has incels
They're on your beloved reddit, bud
You lost count at zero? I'll take dive bars and parties, but you're not fucking walking up to randoms at the mall to get dates.
Don't have exact lines and each thing is different. Usually, I will talk to a woman walking by me or sit near me depending on the situation.
Oh well. I tried the friends way multiple times over years and that was an even bigger disaster never trying that again. I tried 2 dating websites over a period of 4 years and got nothing. I am not going to use tinder an app made for hookups because I am not looking for hookups.
Every single one of my relatives got their spouses by meeting a stranger. Every single one. My parents, both sets of grandparents, my uncle and his wife, my cousin and his wife, both my little brothers, and my sister got her spouse by being approached by a total stranger.
Look here
Going to a hooker is not about losing virginity at this point. You're 29. It's about losing your desperation and gaining inner peace and confidence.
Same thing goes for fatties and drunken 1 night stands. It's not about the sex. It's about believing in yourself and getting a MAJOR confidence boost from finally getting accepted by a female.
If I find an attractive woman that catches my eye I go for it.
It's a subtle dominance thing over my friends and we compete like this all the time.
I have even gotten dates by asking a woman out right in the middle of the street.
Just because you are a paranoid basket case doesnt mean most women are.
I tried two dating sites for years. I got absolutely nothing. From my experience most the women on those sites are bots and catfishers. It is not like I was sending a woman a generic hello message or anything. I took the time to come up with unique responses to each message I sent.
I don't need a confidence boost from one night stands. I have confidence already. If I didn't I would not be able to approach women in the first place.
You are a complete faggot user who has a perverse sense of humour.
Most "real" relationships, and not those faggoty friendzoned ones you have with girls, are made at the very start when they're complete strangers to you. It takes the first ever 6 second of an interaction with a woman to determine if it will be a real relationship or a friendzone... of course, there are exceptions, but they are like 15% of relationships.
>my little brothers, and my sister got her spouse
Oh dear, being the only one left without a partner makes it even worse.
Yes, it does especially when your 27 year old brother married his high school sweetheart when they were both 18 and have 4 kids already.
Cold approaching women is the least likely way to get a gf, why would you choose the worst possible approach?
ITT: On the path to success
Okay, and the self-evaluation? People are shallow, and women can afford to be choosy, so your presentation is key to getting your foot in the door. It's probably something to do with how you look rather than act or smell, if the dating sites didn't return results, unless you take bad pictures (which is plenty likely. Again, a picture would be useful in determining if this is the case, ideally ones you used on the sites).
Jesus, I'm getting the feeling that your talk are like this:
>Sees girl, minding her own business in the grocery store.
>user walks to her
H-h-hello anonette, I was just wondering if you would go out with me?
>Anonette, who is looking around her in complete confusion and thinking this is some sort of prank, says no because it is way too weird.
>user thinks it is about looks and does the exact same thing in the church (you are autistic if you think you will get a girl in church)
I'm not sure what point you're arguing against there, but it's not the one I made. But given you've used 'friendzone' unironically and quoted some bullshit stat, I'm guessing you're an incel who's trying really hard to show off? Most 'real' relationships are made because you know someone at uni or at work or through mutual friends or through some hobby you have. The rest are made because you both got drunk and fucked one night and decided to carry on with it. Guys walking up cold and asking a girl out on the street basically NEVER works, and mostly just creeps the girl out.
>implying
I have literally walked up to a chick and told her
>nice hair
>All i can think is about pulling on it
And she left her friends and went barhopping with me. Had sex that same night.
I am not even a chad. How warped are you people? It's like you live in a bubble.
How much you bench bro????
You complimented her... you didn't ask her out. The key is to have a normal conversation not to just plain out ask her out like I just showed.
If my brothers can do it, my father can do it, my uncle does it, both my grandfathers can do it than I should be able to.
Hopefully, it doesn't get to that point.
For the dating site I got some photos done professionally for the main photo. I mixed in some other photos with friends and family.
Not how I approach. I talk about something about situation and surroundings and if I get the opportunity I ask for the phone number about 2 minutes in.
340 lbs. I could do a lot more if I was not manlet and didn't do some cardio.
I alluded to pulling her hair during sex before even introducing myself, you moron.
my next sentence was
>I want to take you out drinking
>right now
I didn't have a normal conversation. You seem to believe that women are complex mythical beings but in reality they are simple, dumb, agreeable and submissive.
If she is in to you she will go out with you, it's that simple.
Dont make OP jump through hoops and fill out imaginary questionaires just to find a justification as to why he cant get laid.
Spare me the just word fallacy.
Damn bro
Know this at least 1 user is jelly of that bench
Deadlift?
Cringe and bluepilled. Your type of relationship are only possible if you're 7+ looking/have a decent social status/famous. In reality, for an average guy, the best thing he can do is go out cold and hold frame and show the girl she WILL have a good time if she hangs out with you.
>Killing yourself over roasties
Absolutely pathetic.
Then, by your viewpoint, since he asked out so many women out, and none of them went out with him, it must probably mean that extremely small number of women would be into him and that user can't really buff those numbers up?
>Just because you are a paranoid basket case doesnt mean most women are.
It's not being paranoid, why would i ever do that give a random guy a chance when there are people i know that are of quality? I would say I'm pretty sensible, but i guess the type of girl that would accept dates from randos are quite different from me and anyone i've been acquainted with
Yes, an extremely small number of women would be into him if he has failed to procure positive results after 7 months.
I don't know what the issue is, since I don't know OP, but it's safe to say he is extremely unattractive to women if he cannot get one to go out with him even when he makes 90k and has a nice physique.
>340lb bench
>Manlet
what do you weigh and do you have any proof there pacho? That's a pretty damn high bench for a Manlet.
What exactly is your argument?
That you are taken? That you know people of high quality but are not dating them?
That you'd reject an attractive man because you didn't get to meet him in a predefined manner that allignes with your sensibilities?
You are not representative of the average woman then.
The truth is that asking random women out won't work in this day and age when their entire friend group can be accessed via their smartphone
Maybe if this were the 80s, and she was feeling a bit lonely, then yeah. She'd open up and talk to you. But why, in the year of our lord 2018, would she opt to talk to a total stranger/creep when she could text chad daddy?
Here's the truth no one tells you about getting a gf: 8 times out of 10 you will have to already be in her friend group or a mutual friend.
Why just yourself???
Origaaaammmmiiiiii
>I got some photos done professionally for the main photo
That's taking it too far. I wouldn't do that for a job application.
To be honest I am not sure the exact amount because my buddy keeps switching the weight on me because he thinks its funny.
If you say so least it won't matter if I am alone or not if I am dead.
I am 5'11.(Shortest male in family.) I do a little cardio so I can hike.
My little brothers and cousin had no problem doing it. I am absolutely not trying the disaster of the friend group attempt again. Absolutely not.
???
I only used one for the main picture.
>I don't know what the issue is,
Yes, we don't know what his issue is, that's why we are speculating and giving questionnaries
So how do you get into those friend groups?
nigga you're asking me as if i know how. if i did i sure as hell wouldn't be here
t. khhhv nig with no friends
Only friends I have are through my sister these days, and they're more acquaintances than anything else. Also, they're all taken or single mothers.
I don't think asking strangers on the street is the best strategy. You'd better off trying dating websites and women at school/work probably.
No one asked for your input you fat man hating cat woman.
>You'd better off trying dating websites and women at school/work probably.
Those options failed. I am doing the final option.
>Elliot didn't ask anyone out. Learn the lore nigger
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I honestly can't remember why i cared so much about girls in high school. I honestly don't know why. I see no fulfillment in getting women, no real reason other than companionship and sex. I can get companionship from my friends, and I can resist sex urges well enough. In my current situation I don't have practical ways to meet women, but I'm sure once college starts up that will change. But I don't really have any urge to get Tinder or try dating at all. I don't have any bad experiences with them, in fact I've curved several girls. I'm not gay, I've jerked off to plenty pairs of titties both in porn and memories. I'm a virgin, but I have sucked a pair of titties.
Why do you want a woman so badly? Just get a prostitute if you need to get off so bad. This isn't a new thing at all. But your case seems obsessed. Considering that while there have been brothels, there have never been "rent-a-girlfriend" type places in the past. What is it you want from them? You just want to cuddle and not feel so alone and afraid? If so then it seems like you just want a mommy.
I bet r9k wouldn't exist if society didn't shame virgins so much.
Am I just too young? Or is it porn? I jerked off a ton in high school and that was when I was most obsessed with girls. I used to draw the girls I had crushes on and feel like I was punched in the gut when another guy took their interest. Used to eat next to nothing and lie in bed all day, sad over a girl. And I jerked off like twice a day. Now, I don't care about girls in that way at all. I really can't remember what made me feel that way.
Do you not try to get to know them first? Cold asking is fucking weird, dude. Not many women will say yes to some random asshole they've never met unless he's Chad.
You've made it kind of clear that you're LARPing, and here's why.
>Hey, do you want to go on a date with me
No.
>Why not?
Because I don't want to
>No, why don't you want to
I don't know, I don't want to
>Please?
Fuck off
That's how I guarantee it almost always goes.
If she says no you gracefully say goodbye and leave, you autistic psychopath.
im not gonna sugar coat this but you're probably too ugly for a girlfriend, yes it's your face and all you can do now is find out whats wrong with your face and fix it with plastic surgery, this is the only way.
maybe its because you did it and not GOD you dumb fuck
>Ask out no women
REEEEEEEE YOU INTROVERT AUTIST ITS YOUR FAULT YOURE ALONE
>Approaxch women and ask them out
>REEEEEEEE STOP DOING THAT BETA
You cant win with normalcunts. You do you. Godspeed OP. My question is how you get the courage
Just get tinder you retarded faggot jesus christ stop asking random chicks out
You don't think I know this? I'm just saying, in general, a girl would go "Yeah, no thanks".
That's what I would say if a random girl asked me on a date.
You're the retarded faggot here, OP already said he tried online dating for two years, and tinder is even worse than regular sites and he clearly isn't looking for casual sex. You normalfags and failed normalfags will do all kinds of mental gymnastics when encountering a case like this, a guy who tries all the bullshit advice he gets but to no avail. Why can't you just admit that some people are destined to be alone instead of giving them false hope?
>The gym I lift at.
>The grocery store.
>Hiking trails
>Church
Why not try the bar like everyone else? Or take a women you want to ask out to the bar and ask her there?
And please tell me you are not asking random people out at the grocery store and the gym. If you did you might as well just kill yourself.
OP can you please describe the method in which you ask these women out? What exactly do you do and what do you say? This would help determine where you may be going wrong.
deep
its like we dont need any phony god to tell us what to do......
Church is not a good place to ask out women. They arent exactly going there for boys
Talk to them, make a good impression, then ask for contact info.
It's that simple. God, gen y and z are fucked.
Because he hasn't tried in a way that will get him a girlfriend (or even a date) so he clearly hasn't tried very smartly. If you take a look around on the streets you will see that most couples are pretty equal in looks, young attractive people dating other young attractive people, old ugly people dating old ugly people. Something is wrong with OP or his approach if he is not getting results, so he needs to change them.
Go to places people actually go to to socialize, like the bar, parties, social gatherings, ect, instead of asking people out randomly in public.
I swear I saw a post once where a guy did this and girls started telling other girls about him and then he got a horrible reputation.
I saw that one too.
Here you go, friends. Someone posted it for you guys.