One shot at life

Lol sorry OP, but I want to slap your's around with mine, show it who's boss. (It's me, fyi :3)

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Why not get a woman to hold you normalfag. You're not my bro

>one shot at life
>shitskin
>manlet
>dicklet
>chinlet
>fat
Get on my level plebs

>one shot at life
>poor
>dicklet
>horrible face
>fat
>fucked up teeth
>brainlet
>shitskin
Why

thats enough to get a bitch pregnant

>one shot at life
> 7.9 inch penis
> 6'3 tall
> muscular
> 7/10 face

...
>horrible back and chest acne

No, but in the 1% chance I ever do meet a women im afraid she will laugh at my peeper and its kind of emasculating in a way

I share your pain user

im sorry user, i wish i could hug you and tell you everything will be daijobu

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>one shot at life
>born a Jehovah's Witness

But it's okay, I make up for not having been able to celebrate holidays when I was a kid by enjoying every day to the fullest of my ability. At least my parents left, too, so I can still talk to them.

She'll just end up "falling in love" with Chad instead, women are fucked like that. This is basic knowledge, user.

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That's not how the brain works, user. Part of love involves having sex with a person. That's just a fact.

Size doesn't matter. It's all about technique.

>infinite shots at life
>fuck up every single time in the exact same way
This is my punishment and I will live with it.

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...isn't that an average-sized dick? am I missing something?

>one shot at life
>6 inch fat dong
>5'10
>6/10 face
>no vagina for me

5 inches is average
literally

the average is too small for women

not average for white people. that statistic is skewed by pajeets and chinks

>believing the average meme
It's like you have no idea how women think. If it's sub 6in, you get no bitches. Now imagine your also a Manlet! Complete disaster.

6inches is pretty small to women too. But they will tolerate it for beta bux

>they believe the dick size meme

6.5 is perfect for most women.

>6.5 is perfect for most women.
Yes that's why we say 6inch and less are too small.

I am a woman
I wouldn't want anything over 7" because I don't enjoy getting cervix-punched
>it's like you have no idea how women think

Might as well just transition to a female desu.

>I am a woman
>on Jow Forums
look i have a small penis too theres no need to larp so you can cope

>>one shot at life
inch penis
>>Short
>>Ugly
>>Various skin issues
>>Poorly socialized
>>Lazy

Would you agree 6.5 (mine) is ideal? With good girth?

If you're a dicklet you have my condolences, but being fat is no one's fault but your own.

>everything I disagree with is a LARP

Yeah everybody knows that, we don't care.

>One chance at life
>7 inch penis :)
>ED. in my early 20s

PITS BOTTOMLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

>one shot at life
>be born in wealthy family with lots of siblings
>hit the jackpot in the genepool (6'3", 7 incher, and not bad looking)
>still too autistic to talk to girls and have almost just given up on having sex on top of the fact I browse this board daily
Very close to becoming an hero these days but I keep moving forward

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The hell just go outside, you almost can't fail

Shut your stupid ass up. We know damn you'd rather havr 7" than a 5". Stupid whore.

fuck off you dont belong here normie faggot

Same

origiginario

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Same as well
>inb4 poorfags get angry I can NEET on my parents' dime guilt-free

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imagine this boys

being built and stocky with an ugly face and a small dick and goody ass jaw line

genetics are cruel