Why won't you get this feel in your lifetime?

What feel are you referring to?

God hates me but thats fair because I hate him

-Awkwardly shaped skinnyfat body
-Tired all the time. Never feel like doing anything.
-Cold hands.
-Bacne
-noticibly balding at 22
-Unsightly body hair

Something is seriously wrong with me. I'm probably sick or something. I spend most of my time in bed I think because I'm quarantining myself from the rest of society. I think if I found out what was causing all of this bullshit and fix it, I might go find a girlfriend.

I feel like the guy in the picture has never had to deal with feeling like shit all the time.

Once one woman finds out you have a big dick she spreads the info for you

Because I hate beaches.

Already have a pretty wife to snuggle every day, though.

Because I fucked it up. Because I fuck everything up.

if only you had 2 or 3 really good friends to help see you (and each other) through this, it would really help.

Been there done that on a boat with some hoes in california wit the sno back 10 years ago when I was 18 doe I didn't choose the gangster life, the gangster life chose me

because i'm too ugly to be loved.

>Why won't you get this feel in your lifetime?
She'd probably get really turned on watching him get beaten up though lol.

Cause I'm a lazy 20 year old druggie with the maturity, aspirations, and mentality of a 13 year old.

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>Tired all the time. Never feel like doing anything.
Same here user. When I tell people I feel tired, I feel like it's on a whole other level to what they're thinking of as "tired".

Acne and shyness

But I'll fuck a girl before the end of this year. Gonna log on on MULTIPLE dating websites and apps, comb my hair and be on the lookout. I havent jacked off in a week. I'm fully charged and I want to unload my balls in some dirty slut. I'm so fucking horny rn, I ant to fuck half the girls on the street so I'm gonna fuck before the end of the year is over I GUARANTEE that I can't wait any longer. Even if she's fat or ugly.

That would be hot. Being him in that scenario.

That's the spirit lad, comb that fucking hair RIGHT NOW.

Thats not the worst.
>tfw your friends and relatives will shame on you for not experiencing this

or maybe hes actually a genuinely funny guy

I'm terrified of being happy

tinder is your savior. quantity > quality. be direct and i'm sure it'll happen

I stopped caring ages ago

i already have this feel

he's probably got a better attitude than you for sure

Literally got this feel for the first time this week. Khv until I went to Greece for a holiday. Spent the last three days with an 11/10 18 year old model and we're planning on meeting up over the rest of the summer too. I'm 20 y/o 6 foot dyel with nice hair, but she still liked me despite being way out of my league.

Becuase im fuckin dead inside

"Fuck you its not digorno its originolli!"

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I'm white. Please only stab white people are in a relationship.

I have no money to take.
I'm not sure I even have a heart left to bleed.

because i send pictures of my dick to every female on my social media, so i think ima be a lonely motherfucker forever

dont know why i do this tho