CMV

> Finally have sex for the first time a few weeks ago
> was soft inside her for the first couple minutes, thought being inside a vagina was supposed to make you cum instantly
>dick started hurting from thrusting after 10 minutes
> Took 30 minutes to finally squeeze out a tiddlywink of cum
> was covered in sweat and have completely lost interest in her after finishing
> Leave her apartment, get on my bike and go back home feeling completely disappointed.

Sex is Overrated. CMV

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You just don't know how to have sex. Make your partner's pleasure your goal and yours will follow.

>Make your partner's pleasure your goal
Hang yourself in a sewer, you pathetic cuck

Are you on the spectrum, pal?

stop deathgripping breh

Replies like this always make me laugh.
Unless sex is a mutual effort, it's the most tedious and boring shit you could do abd I'm not fucking joking. Bareback pump and dump sex is absolutely suicide tier boring.
It's not fun unless you flip her around in all kinds of positions, play with her tiddies until her nipples get sore, taste every inch of her body and have her do the same.
I pity the fags like you who are so mentally damage by memes that they will never understand the intricacies of actually fullfilling sexual intercourse because muh conservatism muh gender roles muh breeding purpose.

but you are right user I can't cyv

Are you circumcised
Haha how is that not original

yeah when i lost my virginity i was dissapointed

it takes skill to make it really good

Most 3 word statements are not original.
Think about the fact that the board has years of people talking and it's only growing

This guy has the wisdom of a god, I only got this knowledge 4 years into my sexlife

Not being able to cum on your first time is very common and it can take a whike before you start enjoying it.
For instance, I'm a fap addict so even going raw is a struggle for me.
If I fuck with a condom, it's 100% guaranteed I will not cum.
I also have reverse phimosis where despite not being circumcised, my foreskin is so stretched that it covers about 5% of the gland, so I don't have much sensibility.

It's always a weird discussion with girls because I don't necessarily need to cum "inside" or cum at all to enjoy sex. Of course if, for instance, I go 3 rounds and I can't cum still I get frustrated, but I love foreplay a lot more than penetration, so I usually get my fill just from that and try to make the girl feel better, but they all feel insecure if they can't make you cum and I can spend hours explaining to them that I have a beaten to shit mutilated weeb dick that has seen too much porn, but it's impossible to not make them feel like they are at fault. If a girl can't make you cum, she requestion her entire life.

All O can say is fap less. Go a week or two without fapping, but tease yourself to boost that sexusl aggressivity and then plan a bootycall. It usually works for me when all I want is to aggressively ravage a vagina, but then again if protection is involved I can't cum, but it's usually the best bet.

>conservatism
>gender roles
>breeding purposes
what makes you think that any of these have to do with boring sex?

If you actually have feelings for her, nothing beats that sex. Truly passionate love making is amazing.

>"If you actually have feelings for her, nothing beats that sex."

a little annoyed that i need to be in love for sex to be as good as a decent wank session.

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Wanking is now much less pleasurable to me now

>Don't cum inside her the first time we have sex
>Use condoms ever since
>half a year passes, decide to fuck her raw because I won't cum anyway
>cum after damn near 10 strokes
>Keep having pregnancy scares

it's coming user, as long as you use a condom though it'll never happen, why can't we invent condoms that feel good.

or at the very least why don't magnums get all the fun stuff that regular trojans do

>bragging on Jow Forums like this
just stop

Why does that pepe and the human thumb from spy kids two look alike?

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tripz!

besides that, clearly you were with someone you didn`t care about desu, probably because you are a FAGGOT.

>Being a virgin in 2018

uhhhhh

>"you need to care about the person for sex to be good"
Funny how I don't need to care about the person in the porn to have a great wanking experience huh?

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