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Can be any story, whether it be pizzafag-tier or just a funny story.

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>be me
>see thread
>click on it
>notice dubs
>reply with a shitpost

test tafasdasdafasdasdasf

Cute anime girl hugging pillow? Reminds me of this one story
>hugging pillow
>pretend I have a gf and the pillow is my gf
>pillow isn't hugging me back
>hold the pillow tighter
>pillow still doesn't hold me back
Help me guys

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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I can share how I met my aunt in japan if people are interested

>be me
>overindulge in escapism
>no longer capable of satisfying myself with media consumption 90% of the time
>require constant moderation for the few times I do get a desire to consume media in order to not overdo and lose said desire again
>never works anyways
>end up instead spending 99% of my time in this shithole rather than consuming media properly
>enjoy nothing and feel nothing excluding excruciating boredom
>have practically nothing to say ever in the first place
>barely able to string along enough to make a coherent sentence or thought

deliver user

>3 years ago
>my dad recently got promoted and wants to go on a honeymoon with my mom after years without
>mom suggested we go back to japan (im half)
>the plan is my parents go around to explore while I stay with moms side of the family
>i literally have never seen my moms side of the family
>she rarely takes photos and rarely does photos even show her, always opting to be in the background and never in the spotlight
>packs my stuff
>flies to tokyo
>arrives daytime and goes to grandma's place
>2 floor house and with that engawa thing
>grandma quickly brings me fruits
>she complains aobut how my parents havent been raising me properly as i look so fragile
>she immediately starts to prepare food
>parents quickly leave for honeymoon
>grandma tells me to go explore the city since ill be here for two months
>gives me 5 ten thousand yen bills
>immediately tries to return it
"I haven't seen you in forever, let this old lady spoil you"
>I still remember her smile when she said that and I still can't describe it as anything other than wholesome. It felt as if some burden has been lifted off my shoulder and the feeling in my chest has became more spirited
>tells grandma imma visit akihabara
>she tells me to bring home some snacks for my aunt
>leaves
>wait
>i have a aunt?

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continue nig
orginalo

>mom asks me to light a match to turn the stove on because the ignition isn't working
>I turn it on then instinctively turn it off with my other hand because I'm paranoid about leaving fires unattended
>she laughs at me because I just turned off the fire she asked me to turn on
> I do it again and have to force myself not to do it again

this is comfy, I want to read more

t. born in UK, raised in US, went `home` to UK regularly

>doesn't think much about it, she's probably at work or something as I havent seen her at all
>asks nice police for directions
>once i get there i just sit down on the benches because i'm tired from getting off the flight and being lost for 2 hours
>the amount of anime merchanside in akihaba still astounds me to this day
>takes a nap on the benches because im dumb and just so tired
>woke up to someone nudging me
>slowly started to open my eyes as i can feel the drool coming down
>notices the figure
>looks exactly like how mom used to look before she got married but a lot more... tired?
>she just looks tired, maybe 'broken' would be the correct word as even to me, i could see the ways her shoulders slumped
>"mother got worried about you so she sent me to find you. Of course you would be here user"
>she smiled and sat down next to me as she took a deep breath and exhaled
>"sorry, but... who are you?"
>"have you forgotten already?"
>a silence loomed over for a good 2 seconds
>"right, it's already been a decade hasn't it?"
>she looked at the setting sun and turned back to me
>again, i can see just how tired she is, not from trying to find me but probably from life as a whole
>"I'm your aunt"

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do you speak nip, watashi no tomodachi?

Continue my niggger

I have a throw blanket that I fashion like arms around a pillow and use them to hold me

>Be me
>Make thread asking for cool music to listen to
>50 reply's suggesting music
>listen to none of them

D E L I G H T F U L L Y
D E V I L I S H

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I always hold my pillow because Im practicing for when I get a girl

No no no, you didn't, you wouldn't dare

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I hold my pillow too. We hold each other. I think I'd make a good cuddler

>study abroad starts
>no one knows me, time to learn to socialize again
>hadn't talked to girls in a couple of years because my girlfriend I broke up with before I left would get jelly
>qt innocent looking Chinese girl a couple days into the program "I like you style user"
>SpillMySpaghetti.png
>takes me to her room regardless of being socially retarded
>starts touching my hand and shit
>tells me she is wants to fuck
>reject because I don't know her well
>tell her I recently got out of a relationship and I don't want to
>roastie gets upset, but is understanding
>fucks a friend later that week
>tells me that shit is tight
>calls me a beta for not slamming
>joke he will get an std for fucking random Stacies
>following week my friend gets the itchy dick
>Mfw I dodged fucking an oriental roast beef sandwich with a side of herpes

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i can tell a very scary (to me) story from when i was 10 and almost got raped, anyone wanna hear?

>one year of gf
>getting bored of her
>meet 6,5/10 but very cool and fun girl
>be fuck buddies with her for 8 month
>did not break up with the original gf


>turns out she (fb) loved me all this time
>i am crazy about her too, in an unimaginable amount
>but fb has a boyfriend now (of 1 month)
>we spend amazing time for 2 weeks
>cuddles, hanging out, meeting her friends, doing everything together everyday
>i also end up breaking up from original gf around this time (gf of 2 year by this time)

>she tells all these to her boyfriend
>turns out she actually love her bf
>she prefers their "right" relationship over our "wicked" one
>she says he is her other half
>she says our relationship is wicked
>she says we should stop seeing each other
>she is also burned out from loving me for those 8 months but not being able to open up due me having gf
>hates me for not opening up before
>she stops seeing me, only answer my text occasionally
>talked with her only 2 times face to face since then, both end up terrible

>can not stand being sober since than, stopped every productive thing i do, about to lose all my hardworked sanity and self improvement

I know i act irrational, but i just cant stop feeling like shit all the time.

You deserve the despair from all the reprehensible and disgusting actions you partook in user.

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> I don't say anything because it really came out of nowhere
>she wipes the drool off my face and softly says
>"you haven't changed at all huh?"
>"whaa?"
> I just woke up from the middle of a nap and apparently my aunt found me in the middle of Akihabara sleeping like a log, forgive me for responding so idiotically
> I don't remember exactly what she said afterward but I remember she disappearing for a bit and coming back with a warm green tea
>she opens it up and passes it to me
>"drink it while it's still warm"
> I take it and drink a little, using the time to think about how to reply
> I realize that shes just staring at me
>"you uhhh, want some?
>she hesitated as she reached out to get the green tea but accepts nonetheless.
>she sips a little and her phone rang with some oddly familiar music
>"come on, you don't want to miss dinner right?"
>we go home but it's more of me following her a feet or two behind because I don't know what to say
>so how's Japan? I remember taking you out during the night to eat KFC together, I'd always get yelled at by your mom though"
>she awkwardly laughs as she brings up our past together
>ive never remembered much of my younger days so it's really awkward when relatives ask if I remember them
>she walks really slow, now that I think about it, she was probably waiting for me to catch up to her
>"uhhh... sorry aunty, I don't remember much"
>"don't call me that, it makes me feel old"
>at this point she's in her late thirties I think
>"you.. you can call me onee-san!"
>she said, a little bit too loud, as she turned around with a rejuvenated smile-- as if all her youth returned

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Wow that's a good idea actually
Same
I think I would too
I like to stroke my pillow's "hair" too

>however, as quickly as her youthfulness appeared, it quickly disappeared as she turned around, probably embarrassed.
>even i could feel the awkwardness
>we quickly got home and granny opened the door at the exact moment as if she was waiting the whole time
>she smiles softly at us both
>"you two must be hungry right? the food is going to be cold!"
>she waited as we took off our shoes and dragged the both of us into the kitchen
>it was a simple dinner but a unforgettable one, grilled fish, pickled vegetables, miso and the usual.
>gosh damn was it the best thing i've ever eaten
>i eat it quickly since i haven't ate anything for the whole day unless you count that airplane breakfast as a meal
>noticed that both grandma and aunt was eating slowly and elegantly with a refined grace that i'll never be able to see outside of japan
>they ask me questions about the U.S. as I eat seconds
>grandma smiles the whole time and playfully teases
>"perhaps your aunt will find a good man there like your mom and finally get out of being single"
>i laugh as well since despite how tired/dead my aunt looks, she's a clear 8/10, there's no way she's single.
>grandma has humor desu
>awkward silence from aunt's side
>...
>wait
>grandma wasn't joking?

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Type faster faggot. I want to get to the juicy bit so I can screen cap

im phoneposting senpai :1

Absolutely Devilish Semor.

If u don't have sex with your nip auntie stop the story

Welp, pizzafag 2.0 everyone.
Here's to the next 24 hours before any new posts

i could type out my painful story, i just want some attention first

Sure, I'll read it. Type it out, user.

Tell us the story user, rape is pretty cool

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Monitoring. Please continue.

You just look like an idiot. You're like those fuck faces that laugh as a defense mechanism.

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pls continue user
in an original manner

I'll never understand how you'd fuck around on your gf. Why do people do this. Come on man.

>"oh uhhh, you'll find one soon aunty!"
>she becomes even more dejected
>literally just realized that anything that even remotely reminds her of her age and her status would make her sad.
>"...onee-san" she perks up instantly, "so what have you been doing recently?"
>her dejected form quickly changes back to normal
>I turn to grandma and I'll never forget her smug expression
>"onee-san" she mouthed out to me as maintained that smug expression
>awkwaaaaaaard
>"well... I haven't found a job yet but I've been playing Dragon Quest, Disgaea, Pokemon, Monster Hunter, Touhou, building Gunpla, rewatching the original Naruto and Dragon Ball, the manga Dungeon Meshi has a lot of potential......"
>she continued on for a while, clearly into what she's talking about
>with so much she's interested in and currently doing, it was at this point that I realized why my auntie was still single
>She's a NEET.

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Good one, user! Genuinely did not expect that story to go the route it did.

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>birthday was yesterday,
>get to hang out with manic pixie dream girl-esque female.
>cuddle with her in a tea lounge.
>cuddle with her on a couch.
>she enjoys hand holding
>She's smol and soft.
>Pay her, and get smoothies.
>Go gambling later.
>Win back all the money I paid her.

All in all it was a good day.

What was your grandma doing, mocking her for telling you to call her that? I just looked it up, and onee-san can be used when talking about your own sister, or someone else's sister, i.e. your mom's sister. Is it just weird to say?

Different guy but the Japanese term for aunt is oba-san which would make you feel old because of the connotation behind it, married, middle age (40+), and with children. Onee-san implies youthfulness which is what every women who is past their prime desires. From what I read it sounded more like the grandma was teasing user and not the aunt

Here is the full pizzafag greentxt in one img

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Weeabo ceritified

I am a full blood jap you fuck

Gotcha, thanks, in a most original manner.

>be an aspiring filmmaker
>21
>hopes pretty low
>just was on set with a friend who started same time as I did
>his shit is professional as fuck
>mine is super fucking amateur
>realize I need to buckle down in order to make a living out of this

>today
>meet with old friend to see a movie and check out the used video store
>pick up a film called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
>wtfisthis.png
>go home
>watch it
>realize I dont even need talent or technique to make a film, I only need to make it fun and make it from the heart

Thanks, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. You taught me that I can be shit and still make a fun to watch film.

>i pee

>hate anime for years
>annoyed by even seeing screenshots or posts with it
>which is ironic since i hung out on Jow Forums all the time but i never claimed to be smart
>best friend gets heavily into anime
>tolerate it since hes a cool guy
>feeling really depressed December of 2016
>he suggests I watch some anime for pick me ups
>loser with nothing else to do so I do
>like it way more than I thought I would
>jump to now
>bigger weeb than he is, well over 200 manga read and 150 anime watched

Still hate myself a lot but when I watch anime I forget my troubles and zone out. CGDCT is the best thing ever made

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>be 16
>So basically, i saw this guide that if you want to microwave rice you should do it for 18 minutes.
I did so, and now the air smells like shit and the bowl is black and puffed up like a batch of blueberries.

Based orangutang

its getting late and I should go back to sleep, if this thread is still up in 10 hours or if someone else continues this thread then i will continue. i will have to reread my daily journal entries from a few years back to remember anyway. have a good night desu

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>no friends
>have imaginary conversations with friends I use to have
>now can't stop
>they wont leave me alone when I'm trying to sleep
I'm not schizo because I know its imaginary. talking to real people helps for a bit

I'll continue it in 10 hours if this one isn't still up. I hate reading half of a story. Don't let me down motherfucker.

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>it's an user posts your edit from the pizzafag thread(s) episode
What a wholesome, original feel.

I do this too user
>get ignored and scorned by people in church
>still yell at them in my head years later

>takes a nap on a bench somewhere in Akihabara
>his aunt somehow finds him
Did they have you chipped or something? This is some anime bullshit, obvious work of fiction.

very true good film

>5th grade
>be a quiet and spacey kid with a black bowlcut
>my older brother is popular so everyone knows me as his little brother
>no one bothers me for it
>get treated like a kid by the girls who knew my brother or his friends
>they kiss and hug me all the time
>actually get a gf for awhile but nothing of it
>soon after middle school i become seperated from my brother as he was transferred to a different school for his delinquency
>n h.s i spent my days getting into music from /mu/ and thats how i didnt lose my mind
i dont know why i wrote this. ive become a complete recluse and im slowly becoming more irrational but music is a blessing still

>i got herpes
>the end

I recently started talking with my biological father again

he diddled me when I was young, then he left, and on some level I always missed him while simultaneously hating him

now he has contacted me and I don't know how I feel about him or what to do. don't think my mom knows yet. and I can only tell r9k.

depends how bad he diddled you lad

I swear to fuck user you better finish this, I wanna see you get with your nip auntie

>date girl with BPD
>be retarded and dont heed advice from other anons because i thought things will be different with me
>BPD fucks me over, almost destroys my entire life and academic progress
>during the entire relationship she tortures me mentally and emotionally
>finally dump her and then block her on everything, phone, social accounts if she had any
>she goes to whine to all her friends about how i abused her and how i was the big baddie in everything that happened
>they believe her
>everyone starts giving me shit for being priviledge cis white male that cyber rapes women
>her orbiters spam my comments with shit at some point because they have to be retarded and suck up to all she says about me
>block them as well
>they go whine and spam my friends comment sections instead saying im a pussy for blocking them
>hear from someone that there have been leaks of her and private info spread around some boards
>she and her orbiters apparently blame it all on me which is why they keep spamming the shit out of me and still trying to give me shit even after years of that happening
>they demand me to apologize to her and them and then say they should also be allowed to punch my teeth out for what i did
This wasn't a comfy or nice story but I really felt like writing it down somewhere to someone, thanks if you actually read it.

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I love your story user, even if I can't say if it really happened or not. You'd better be here later, I want my comfy story completed.

>he fell for the women meme
originally, of course

Was it a blue eyed blonde?

Nah, average looking female, brown hair, brown eyes.

I "dated" the HOTTEST girl I've ever seen; said she was BPD. I was 19, she was 25. She had a sugar daddy at the time and always bitched about past bfs, to which I paid no mind. She was super secretive and I've been curious to meet anyone she's dated ever since.

>neet, live with family
>walk around the house
>cute 4 year old niece sees me
>she gets wide eyes and smiles
>user!! huuuuuug meeee
>runs to me
>hugs my legs because she's short
>don't know what to do
>don't know what to feel
>pls just let go ;_;

Happened 3 minutes ago.

>always bitched about past bfs
Same here actually, she just kept bitching about her past lovers, saying how they abused her and shit, always claimed to be in the right, if anything it also made want to meet them once I broke up with her just to see what their experiences with her were like.

>She was super secretive
This checks too. She never even told me her last name actually, only told me her first, also lied to her classmates about being 19 or so when in reality she was about 21 and had to repeat a school year twice, if i told a friend her real age and she found out, she'd give me hell for it, claiming I had no right to tell anyone her age, as it was ''confidential and private information''.
There are all kinds of crazies out there that look fairly normal at first, I swear.

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>Work shitty minimum wage job
>Become friends with new girl
>Find out she's a drawfag on Jow Forums
>Long story short fall in love and basically everything goes to shit
its weird that I only greentext this shit when drunk or tired as fuck

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Give me the full greentext so I can wallow in despair on your downfall

The sun's coming up soon but hey fuck it why not. Just work with me here I worked this evening and I took some sleeping pills so I'm fighting it off.
>About 2 years ago
>Work shitty minimum wage movie theater job
>I wanna say a week after new years or the day after a new girl shows up one night for orientation
>Pretty cute
>We end up working together a few days later and hit it off
>Plays PC games and likes anime, likes drawing, from the south and moved to west coast best coast with her friend
>I offer to teach her concessions and supervisor gives me the go ahead because its less work for them and I was a "model employee" or some horse shit
>Basically stand around talking shit and joking around the entire time
>At some point or another she says a phrase out of nowhere that almost makes my head snap off from whiplash of turning around
>"Deep dark fantasies"
>This bitch just quoted gachimuchi and I immediately call her out on it
>We begin to talk about Billy Herrington (RIP Aniki) and Jow Forums
>Find out she's a drawfag on a couple different boards is regularly in the threads
>Shows me a lot of her art and it's good stuff
>Ended up talking on Steam one night together and she said she was bored and asked me to give her an idea of something to draw
>Say a giraffe
>Sends me drawing of her drawing on giraffe
>Begin to develop bit of a crush at this point and think she might feel the same
>Flirt a bit when we work together and sometimes she flirts back
>Talk a lot together at work and off work
>Find out some time later from a different coworker she's engaged
>shieeeet.jpg
>Contemplate if I should continue on flirting with her knowing this information and be a homewrecker
>OR drop my feelings and just be friends
>Obviously you know what I chose because why else would I be here

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Around this point her and a supervisor got into a bit of a spat and she said some stuff behind his back in front of me and a few coworkers who I later on became good friends with. One of them told said supervisor and he went to management about her literally just saying he was a bully. That's it. They asked me about it and I obviously told them she did in fact say that and that I liked them both and was friends with both, but it ain't any of my fucking business if they get into bullshit fights. Obviously she got pissed and didn't talk to me for about 2 weeks. I wasn't gonna lie and cost my job when other people who were in the room already confirmed she said it. That's retarded. This isn't the first or last time she'll do this. ANYWAY
>Sometime after the spat she decides to calm her shit and talk to me again and shit goes back to normal.
>Around this time Deadpool was set to come out so I plan to ask her if she wants to go see it.
>As friends
>Totally friends
>No hidden intentions at all
>My first attempt ends with a meet up for Kung Fu Panda 3 with her and her fiance but nobody showed up because we were busy
>Thank fucking Christ
>We plan a second day to see Deadpool and she's really looking forward to it.
>Says she's gonna come alone because her fiance will be tired from work
>Is basically coming to watch a movie alone with another guy who has been sending signals to her as obvious as shit
>Night of she flakes and doesn't respond to any text messages or anything
>I got stood up at my own fucking job
>At this point people we worked with became well aware she and I were friends and that there may as well have been something else going on
>I get pissed and don't talk to her for a week and ignore her at work
>Realize I'm being a bit of a faggot and if I didn't think it was right when she did it to me then vice versa isn't fair either

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>We talk about what happened and she tells me how she has a low self esteem and has never had many friends
>How she's basically been alone for the most part since moving out to her hometown with her boyfriend and that she's had a hard time adjusting and usually just smokes pot and plays DOTA 2
>I didn't find out until later she was abusing the ever loving shit out of weed, which I was surprised to know someone could even do that.
>I empathize with her and decide to bury the hatchet cause fuck it
>I begin to think there's a lot more going on then she initially says and that she never actually told her fiance what she was going to do or if she was even going to see a movie with anyone
>At this point we get a lot closer
>We talk a lot more in and out of work.
>I sometimes bend some rules and pull some strings to get us to work the same shifts together and go on breaks at the same time
>As I said before, basically everyone we work with knows we may as well be fucking
>I begin to hear a bit about how her fiance is a bit emotionally abusive and controlling
>A bit comes out of her and I hear her fight with him over the phone once or twice
>The rest comes from other female coworkers who talk to her and who she opened up to about it
>Apparently refuses to let her hang out with other people outside of work or let her have a social life
>At one point she goes back home to visit and is looking forward to it
>Forgets some of her art shit she draws with at work the day she leaves and I have to hold onto it for a week
>Just a bunch of doodles and drawings and shit. Some I've seen before that she's shown, some new.
>Day of my birthday she works with me again after getting back into town from visiting.
>Give her her shit and we talk back and forth the entire shift.
>Find out she plans on moving back soon and get a bit down at one point in a few months.
>Maybe permanently

Keep going user. I want to hear about qt NEET gf

>I get a bit frustrated and down because I enjoy spending time with her
>It was probably at this point I was in love and refused to think about what I felt as anything more than a crush
>Denial is a helluva drug
>At some point she found me and cheered me up and we started to talk more about her moving back home
>At this point in time it's mid April and she'd be hoping to move back in late july or early august
>Rent was apparently a bitch and a half and she was making most of the money since her fiance was a teacher and since summer was starting he had no job
>I get off before her so I decide to go across the street to taco bell with her on her break to eat and talk
>We talk about some anime about some girl who likes some guy and that he likes her and that neither of them know how the other feels or something like that
>In hindsight this might as well have been a hint but I'm retarded and it obviously doesn't matter now
>I walk her back to work and go home
>Few days later me, a friend of ours from work, her, and her fiance go to iHop after closing
>He's a manlet.
>He looks like he's 12 and is at least 5"5
>To be honest he looks like Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame
>They fought THE ENTIRE TIME
>They fought about the food
>They fought about the money
>They fought about every little thing
>Me and friend just sit across from them with the most tense and pained look in our eyes
>Nobody really talked and he and I went and drove to a nearby Target and talked alone afterwards about it
>He totally disagreed about me home wrecking but after being around that agreed that maybe it wasn't a bad idea
>After this everything went into absolute shit

>The next time we work together she intentionally avoids and ignores me
>I try to talk to her and she either leaves the room or doesn't respond
>At one point snaps at me and says I'm too negative and that she doesn't wanna be around me
>Had bit of a streak at work on busy days of not always being in the happiest of moods and pretending to always be angry at other coworkers
>Literally everyone knew I was the exact opposite and that I was clearly joking when I would beg for God to end my life
>When you work at a busy ass movie theater you either learn to joke about depressing shit and always being busy to relieve stress or you smoke
>And a shit ton of people smoked and I didn't feel like doing that
>A few days later I had found random doodles of her that were concerning
>Basically drawings of her crying and just calling herself trash and garbage, stuff that reminds me of my ex girlfriend and myself
>Pretty fucking clear she's depressed
>We both have mutual female friend who I talked about this to and we both agree she'd try to sit her down and talk to her about what her deal is
>They talk and she says I'm too positive.
>Says the drawings are because she hasn't been smoking pot and she's been getting a lot worse depression wise
>She's been smoking weed to cope with her depression and now because she can't smoke it's gotten worse
>She basically started to abuse weed so she wouldn't be depressed
>There were definitely days where she came in stoned out of her fucking mind and now I knew why
>Same day they both talk I send her a message basically saying "Hey what the fuck, make up your mind on if I'm too negative or positive. Stop beating around the fucking bush about how you feel about me. We can't keep doing this."
>She says she doesn't want me in her life
>I call her bluff
>She stops talking to me and ignores me for a month.
>I want to hear about qt NEET gf
There's no happy ending, user.

>I'm basically crushed and anytime either of us are around each other or have to work together it's a painful experience neither of us want to be in
>Her relationship with her fiance is apparently in the shit, she isn't at all happy and on top of it she has to deal with seeing me and gets even more depressed
>We both treat each other poorly during this time by just ignoring each other in front of other people and shit talking
>Neither of us really deserved any of it and we were both acting like complete children
>At some point I realize I'm in too deep with these feelings I got and that I'm clearly in love
>I decide "Fuck it, might as well say it now then never."
>One night we're working together I ask if we can talk
>Go and talk alone
>Apologize for acting like a complete shitheel for the past few weeks, and that she didn't deserve it. That I should have thought about how she felt about my jokes, etc.
>I will never forget sputtering the words "I love you" like an absolute sperg red in the face while a buddy of mine watched from afar in the janitor closet giving me a thumbs up
>I felt my face turn red and I couldn't hear anything but my own words and deafening ringing as I said them
>Her face turned redder than mine she said she knew I did
>Said that when she left there might be a chance for us to maybe try to start a relationship
>Just wants a bit of time to think everything through
>Few days later we begin to talk again like everythings normal
>Again, everyone knows we both obviously are in love with eachother. I keep repeating this because it's gonna become real fucking important
>Movie theaters are notorious for gossip and high school drama
>I worked with a bitch who miscarried
Anyway
>Few weeks later she goes to visit home again
>I'm working one night and on break
>She sends barrage of messages
>Her and her fiance split
>He refused to move back home with her in a month
>If there was a God he was giving me a bit of slack
>Or so I thought

That following Monday she's back to work
>We both open together and her ex is with her
>wtfm8.png
>Apparently they got back together
>I get irritated with the back and forth bullshit and at one point when we're both alone flat out ask her
>"Are you even happy with him?"
>She breaks down and says no
>Shows me texts of their break up
>He blamed her for not making enough money even though he had no job
>Tried guilt tripping her for wanting to move back home
>Said everything was her fault
>Acted like a total fucking sped and agreed to end things because he doesn't wanna go with her
>I sort of think of what would have happened if I said she didn't deserve this, that she deserved better, talked about my abusive ex and how I broke that off and all the shit I dealt with
>Or told her I loved her again
>But that's the past and there's no use dwelling on it.
>Any other choice would have been of someone else looking at the choices I made instead
>A day later she explodes on me because someone found out she was going to quit and leave soon
>I choose to be honest and tell her I may have told one or two of my friends and maybe other people overheard
>Fucking gossiping may have fucked me
>Blocks me on steam, snapchat, and ignores me from then on
>I get curious and ask anyone and everyone who said what
>Find out from a lot of people it wasn't from me they overheard
>It was her that told them
>She was telling people herself of all the shit going on about her moving and whatnot
>Confused as shit as to why she would get mad at me and do all this

>2 weeks later she decides she wants to start talking again
>She constantly bring up shit to remind me of being a fuck up
>If I even did do it and if it even was my fault
>It's the week before she leaves
>She's already quit work and she never said goodbye to anyone her last day.
>As far as I know she came in but never worked.
>Just hid
>At this point Pokemon GO is out and has been for awhile
>It's the last day she'd be in town before she leaves
>I invite her to an event in the city me and friends from work are going to
>She plans to meet us there with her fiance
>Entire time keeps saying they'll meet us there after visiting some of their friends
>Makes me and friends wait for 2 hours at one point and never shows up
>Says that they're just gonna leave and that this is it. So long. Goodbye.
>Send text pouring heart out asking what the fuck her deal is like an autist
>She never responds
>Never hear from her again
That's it. I guess. I forgot to mention in the greentext but her and her fiance met online. They met through steam and were dating about 5 or 6 years prior before getting engaged and her moving to the west coast with him after he came to visit her for awhile. I typed more and remembered more than I could desu.

I wasn't mad at her. Just more hurt. And worried. I dated a girl who was abusive and did some shit I'll get into another day for another thread, so I know what its like to feel stuck in a relationship and not feel good enough. And maybe that's why I stuck around so long instead of saying "fuck it" and leaving like someone else would. And it sucks to watch someone in that sort of situation and never get out of it.

I
I'm like 75% sure of her drawfag name and could point out her artstyle, but I don't think that matters and I'd rather not start any unnecessary bullshit. I made enough mistakes as it is. I wasn't totally justifiable in all the shit I did and I'm sure she'd tell things differently. My only wish is that I had another chance.

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>pizzafag-tier
Did I miss something or was it some fanfiction shit that's been popping up last couple years?

you missed one of the best greentexts of all time

It's not the best but definitely in the top 5.

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why would you ever inflict this on people
this is just inhumane

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I've been on Jow Forums since 2006 so I find that extremely hard to believe. You'r'e likely just a newfag/failed normalfag.

i've been on this website long enough to know that user ends up fucking his aunt lol

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i've done a few short films with friends, and yeh, they can be alot of fun to make, and if you have fun making it people will have fun watching it, that's all i can say

It's a pretty good fucking wojak user, you should be proud. Not that user but I've saved it as well

I'm pretty sure a better version of it was made years ago. Sorry mate, day late and dollar short but you're efforts aren't gone to too much waste.

>you'r'e
>whomst'vd'd'e

nigga, where have you been the past week?

Ahh shiiit.. I might've put you through something I shouldn't have by suggesting you greentext those events. I'm sorry if I made you recall those regretable memories.

In lieu of you granting my request, I'll share a little story as well. It's kinda dumb and a bit uninteresting but oh well
>be me
>a little over 3 years ago
>be an HS student and drawfag who's recently gotten himself hooked on anime and shit
>get a decent enough grade that landed me in one of the pilot classes (idk how this translates in another country but a pilot class means you're in one of the elite classes but that's not really important)
>since I'm here and all, why not scan the room for qts and shit, right? I mean, it's not like I got a chance with them but a man can dream.
>spot several 8/10s among the average looking grils
>noice.png
>find out that a lot of them are drawfags and that some of them watch or know about anime to some degree
>holyshitistruckgold.mp3
>get a bit excited since there's literally no girl from my previous classes who shared the same interests that I had
>quickly recall my thoughts and rebuke myself for thinking about such ridiculous things
>fuck it, imma coast through this year then
>class goes through the same self introduction BS, as if we weren't already acquainted with each other a few hours before
>after the orientation period, we go to our usual business
>I hit autopilot mode and let things play out
>a month goes by and I fell back on the same habits I developed in my previous years: doodling random shit in my notes, zoning out during discussions, and taking random "power naps" all throughout the day
>I wasn't really interested in joining in with the rest of the class discussion so I zone out for bit
>out of nowhere, I felt a tugging sensation and heard a hushed voice whispering my name
>realizing I fell asleep, I bolt awake at the sensation and immediately looked to its source
>it's one of the qt girls I spotted back during orientation
Should I cont?

On Jow Forums duh.
On originalchanmoarliek

Go to bed silky

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let it die, i dont want to hear comfy stories