Ok Jow Forums lets officially set in stone who exactly is allowed to call themselves a robot.
This is what I propose: >white or asian >some hispanic but not the really brown kind >male >no girls >no niggers >no trannies >no fags >jerks off at least once a day >virgin >maximum of 3 friends >started browsing Jow Forums in middle/high school >very sexist >at least slightly racist (ie don't have a problem saying nigger) >minimum of 200 hours on cs;go >have watched at least 50 anime >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, Fight Club >have at least one weird fetish you would never reveal to anyone irl >acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl >pessimistic about your future endeavors
Anything you think should be changed, taken out, or added?
normie get out and this comment obviously wasnt original
William Wilson
>some hispanic but not the really brown kind >minimum of 200 hours on cs;go >have watched at least 50 anime >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, Fight Club I don't fit these ones
Liam Hughes
Anime is absolutely mandatory. I'm sorry Juan but you have to leave
>3 friends. Come on, if you REALLY count it, you have more.
Brayden Scott
Updated version. Thoughts?
Mandatory >white or asian >some hispanic but not the really brown kind >male >no girls >no niggers >no trannies >no fags >no boomers >incel
Allowed to miss one >jerks off at least once a day >maximum of 3 friends >started browsing Jow Forums in middle/high school or college >very sexist >at least slightly racist (ie don't have a problem saying nigger) >minimum of 500 hours logged in a game >have watched at least 50 anime >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, American Psycho >have at least one weird fetish you kys over if anyone irl found out >acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl >suspicious you might have high functioning autism >pessimistic about your future endeavors
If at least 3 of the following are true it makes up for something you missed >read Mein Kampf and worship Adolf Hitler >read The Unabomber Manifesto and worship Ted Kaczynski >Wizard, neet, and diagnosed with autism >Killed a man (accidental or otherwise) >Millionaire/Billionaire, someone famous, or a high ranking government official >In a loving marriage with at least 3 fully white children >Hermit living outside of modern society
Unless you want to count family members that really probably dont like me at least not like a friend would, I literally dont normie scum.
Nathaniel Garcia
It hurts knowing you described me so well
Carson Ramirez
Half of these.
Jason Reed
I jack off only once per week and have had sex/had 1 bf when I was 18, but have 0 friends both online and in real life, for at least 5 years now, how do you balance this out? yes i'm fag but i've been lonelier than most of the people in here why does it need to be csgo? just because you play that shit game? video game is more than just what's trendy between mustards
Elijah Robinson
Here is updated version Faggots are disgusting and you should kill yourself, but if 3 of the options in the last group are true about you it can redeem you
Luis Baker
>Hispanic, Shitskin. >M >No girlfriend >Jerks off daily >No Friends
>Watch anime >Discover Jow Forums six weeks ago >Sit in room all day, browse Jow Forums, reddit, youtube, facebook(troll mostly)\ >Not racist but say nigger all the time.
Well, I guess I'm not a robot then Haha! And here I am worrying that i'm going to die alone in my dark room.
>read Mein Kampf and worship Adolf Hitler no, I only worship God. Worshiping a man, especially hitler just because of 4chung culture is retarded and would make me embarrassed to feel like a drone >read The Unabomber Manifesto and worship Ted Kaczynski the fuck is that >Wizard, neet, and diagnosed with autism neet yes and mild traits of autism >Killed a man (accidental or otherwise) no >Millionaire/Billionaire, someone famous, or a high ranking government official what does this have to do with anything >In a loving marriage with at least 3 fully white children I realized I may be getting this all wrong cause this would absolutely make you a normie >Hermit living outside of modern society well yeah, hundred percent this one, so I think I got 3 I don't allow being gay as being a part of my personallity. matter of fact sometimes I even forget about it. I can now call myself a robot and browse this place with peace of mind
LOL! This faggot uses groid talk as well! You're pathetic, stop trying to fit in here, this is a degenerate place, what kind of sad pathetic attention-lusting failed normie wants to feel accepted here? You're a sad individual.
>minimum of 200 hours on cs;go Even outsode of triple A titles shooters are probably the most normie genre of vidya. 200 plus hours in an MMO and still playing alone is more robotic.
Caleb Bennett
You said can't be a fag, but also said has to watch anime? Its the same thing
Hunter Gomez
That sounds more like Jow Forums then Jow Forums. Get the fuck out imposter.
>maximum of 3 friends No, get out. >racist Get out. >CS:Go A very particular shit game >anime that Jow Forums as a whole has probably seen by now >fetishes Most people wouldn't >male >virgin >acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl >pessimistic about your future endeavors Only things you got right.
David Walker
Do I count?
>Am fucking straight, white, male >Jerk it once when I wake, and once before bed >began browsing at 13 > >no friends, at all >am a sexist >fairly racist >over 200 hours in multiple games, including CS, over 800 in two >Watched more anime than I can remember, including all listed >Very pretentious online >Think I am stuck in this shitty wagecuck job in a shitty country and won't ever achieve my dream of moving to the US cause I have no skills that would land me a living
Only catch........ I have a gf of three years, she is the most lovable autist and the only reason I havn't totally blurred out into insanity. I don't think I can be called a robot ;(
only if it's wow because ffxiv is full of failed normies who probably have a lot of sex between their circle orgy of unnatractive and overweight furries out of desperation still MMO is a dead genre. if you play any kind of game that isn't fortnite and you're alone that's enough
Benjamin Cook
At best you got half of one, not diagnosed with autism, haven't lurked long enough toknow Kaczynski's name, and you don't even fully understand what a hermit is unless, you're actually living out in the woods with no human contact at all for years on end.
Fuck off faggot and die
Lincoln Martin
Yeah? Try 200 plus in multiple singleplayer games you constantly replay becuase you're shit at anything that involves other humans, whether it be trying to communicate or kill them.
Gavin Hall
Why would you want to come to this shithole? Its just gonna turn into South Africa in 2030 when whites become a minority.
I literally said I have mild traits of autism. I did not say they weren't diagnosed, I'm a neet that doesn't even know what the sun looks like, that tops any retard living in the forest, totally something you're far from doing too. I'm sorry I disappointed your expectations, Jow Forumsack. Your system does not make sense
Isaiah Smith
Because I live in a nation where whites ARE a minority and it's brutal, I hear of fantastic fantasy states, like Montana, where a groid is as rare as femanon without orbiters.
sauce on this pic pl0x senpai originalito despacito
Chase Hill
Yes Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, the Dakotas. They're the last of a kind if the white man doesn't put his foot down.
Daniel Diaz
>white or asian white >male qualify >no fags qualify >jerks off at least once a day qualify >virgin qualify >maximum of 3 friends i have a lot more than that >started browsing Jow Forums in middle/high school high school, 4 years ago >very sexist sorta >at least slightly racist (ie don't have a problem saying nigger) qualify >minimum of 200 hours on cs;go sadly qualify, most of my video game hours are on league, thousands >have watched at least 50 anime qualify >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, Fight Club NGE+EoE, nothing else >have at least one weird fetish you would never reveal to anyone irl qualify >acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl highly qualify >pessimistic about your future endeavors qualify
Isaac Jenkins
Done that too, most of my hours are in WoW though. I've spent well over a year in real time into my main character alone since 2006. Of the 12 years since then I've spent 8 years actively playing and 4 not playing. Across all characters I've sunk about 3 years real time of those 8 playing.
If you aren't a virgin you aren't a robot, period. That one is set in stone.
Ayden Cooper
As with CSGO, you should add TF2 because it's the same thing basically.
Caleb James
stop proving me right faggot
Levi Bailey
i dont think anyone can really disagree with that
Jackson Price
never played CS GO guess im not a robot but have 1000 hrs in TF2
Zachary Ortiz
>Virgin >no IRL friends >neet or failing in their classes >excessive porn consumption >no social drugs >little contact with former friends >poor physical condition.
>very sexist >minimum of 200 hours on cs;go >have watched at least 50 anime >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, Fight Club
This you projected from yourself
Mason Gutierrez
>Highly introverted and disdain for society >Higher on the autistic spectrum than the average person >Celibate >>Incel is robot, but less robot than volcel who is disgusted by their options and prefers celibacy These are the only requirements for a robot. People who define it as anything more, less, or else are neofags (post-newfags) and should leave.
Camden Gutierrez
Masturbation is a sin and Counterstrike Condition Zero is better than CS:GO
Jonathan Edwards
Oh, thank god we have you to tell us what is objectively robot. nigger
Have a online friend who doesn't know what a normie is, tried to ask him what it was in his view and he ignored it once he realized he was one. He still thinks he isnt one and says stuff like we will fight against these normies REEEEEEEEE
Oh come on you're gonna tell us Jow Forums the incel hub, isn't sexist?
Hudson Wood
And as well on a fucking anime site too
Jonathan Walker
>minimum of 200 hours on cs;go Get fucked normie. For an otherwise decent list you just had to go and ruin it with your garbage game obsession. Remove that and add >only plays single player games
Luke Nguyen
nope missed the movies and anime part. and the jerking off daily part. but everything checks out.
Michael Wilson
>>white or asian Half White >>some hispanic but not the really brown kind White Spic >>male yes >Allowed to miss one >>jerks off at least once a day nope every 3-4 days so it can feel realy good >>maximum of 3 friends yes >>started browsing Jow Forums in middle/high school or college yes >>very sexist yes >>at least slightly racist (ie don't have a problem saying nigger) yes >>minimum of 500 hours logged in a game yes >>have watched at least 50 anime nope that shit is weird >>have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, American Psycho noooo >>have at least one weird fetish you kys over if anyone irl found out love shemales >>acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl Si >>suspicious you might have high functioning autism mehh >>pessimistic about your future endeavors yes >If at least 3 of the following are true it makes up for something you missed >>read Mein Kampf and worship Adolf Hitler Si >>read The Unabomber Manifesto and worship Ted Kaczynski no >>Wizard, neet, and diagnosed with autism no >>Killed a man (accidental or otherwise) no >>Millionaire/Billionaire, someone famous, or a high ranking government official no >>In a loving marriage with at least 3 fully white children wish >>Hermit living outside of modern society no
Henry Ortiz
Those qualifications are needlessly complex. I could easily imagine a black guy meeting all those qualifications but lol no niggers we so edgy. Or what if you are white and jerk off once every two days? How about >any straight khv male can be a robot
Luis Russell
What about slavistantians? Do you guys at least consider us white
Adam James
>slavistantians anyone of Euro Phenotype or East Asian.
Jace Gutierrez
the cs go one makes no sense too me maybe because i dont like shooters but yea
Joshua Edwards
Nice but fuck me man, I still don't fit a bunch of em, another "community" that doesn't wants me. But fuck you guys, I'm gonna lurk and post anyway
John Miller
>jerks off at least once a day >minimum of 200 hours on cs;go >have to have watched at least 3 of the following among those 50- NGE + EoE, Welcome to the NHK, Akira, Haruhi Suzumiya, Highschool DxD, Fight Club >acts edgy/pretentious online but just a shy guy irl
Only ones that don't apply to me. That said, CS:S > CS;GO, I have 599 hours on CS:S, most of the anime you listed are entry level shit and mainstream stuff I don't feel the need to watch, and lastly I act edgy and pretentious in real life too.
Also TECHNICALLY I didn't start browsing Jow Forums in Middle School since I was unschooled, but I started when I was 13 years old back in 2008.
I only fit 50% of the tags but I still come and post here daily.
Henry Ross
Got 'em all except CS:GO cuz I'm too damn broke to pay for a game got 500 on Paladins though and the >jerks off at least once a day Tfw not even a robot anymore
