Ideal bf thread

This is an ideal thread. Being poor is not ideal for the majority of people

how do you know youll like it?

>wants tall muscular rich guys
Proof that even fem(((bots))) are shallow vapid whores

what is your ideal female user? reminder ideal but bare minimum to get you by.

So what's your preferred contact new wife forever who won't mind my stalking obsession

at least they are honest. Seems like that thread earlier had an effect.

I am sick of them larping about wanting nice, short guys with a nice personality.

this is a femanon thread not a fembot thread retard

because it will make her happy and its an hot act between two consenting adults

i fear that you'll end up hurting me like all men

Stop making ideal X threads if you don't want wildly unrealistic responses.

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5/10 nerdy look, has similar interests in history to me, not a feminist, edgy sense of humour and enjoys vidya.
I literally dont care about looks aside from the fact that im turned off by 10/10s who are too hot and thus feel fake.

no I won't. contact me
shart#1582

M'lady, please... why settle for some dumblooking gymrat who probably likes getting pozzed up the ass by his apeish workout bros when you could experience the creme de la creme of masculinity, an intellectual, stylish, gentleman gamer like myself? ;)

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Why even bother? All women are the same and they all pine for the same few flavors of Chad.

>Muh tall hung bf

>5/10 nerdy look
You sound like the women who claim to like nerdy guys

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The only women I have ever asked out were 5 and below. Get fucked

It is fun to talk about ideals, im not interested in them

I bet 5s look like Pam from the office to you

>The only women I have ever asked out were 5 and below
>implying you arent idealizing whats available to you.
gotta learn to dream big user.

Pam in early seasons was easily a 9
Keep trying tho I know youre desperate to convince yourself that everyone is as shallow as you

What does a 5 look like to you?

>Not a criminal, drinking, smoking, substance using, physically/emotionally abusive
>Actually likes me for me
>Takes care of himself decently (Good hygiene, not in poor health by choice)
>Can at least financially support himself in case something goes wrong like accident or health problem
>Bonus if he looks like pic

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Hey be my gf to subtly resent for liking ugly spics

Your standards are incredibly reasonable but robots will call you shallow for posting a pic of a fit but otherwise average looking ethnic

>spics
wh-what?

Not conventionally attractive, hair isnt kept well, maybe oddities like blotches or marks on the face, asymmetrical face, glasses maybe but not a necessity
Just someone who generally doesnt care about their appearance moreso than basic hygienics
Really cant describe it any better

hm I don't want to date a white guy, i'm not white.

link for those who want it: biscord.gg/qSPTaN change the b to a d

if any of you guys wanna join, it's pretty chill. We just play games and watch movies late at night if any of you are interested

I'm not white, just add me on discord sweet fembot

Be my girlfriend to love forever woman

i want someone whos romantic, posessive, around 5ft9 or so, either skinny or dad bod, plays games with me, and doesnt have anger issues. also someone who will degrade me and put up with my daddy kink

What is your racey

not that woman. just confused about that guy that clearly Moanaian is being called a spic

i'm chinese :o

Is 5 foot 8 good enough?

Whites cant tell the difference between nonwhites

yes thats perfect too post discord pls

I would love you forever

Thank you for not creating more hapas

nice quads of loving that user forever.
too bad they will never love you back.

tempting but our kids might be mentally messed up. why not date your own race?

what about 5'7?

i'm 5' 6.5" actually

chinese girls are superior

No you just cant get white girls

memelets#1910 is it

I don't want white girls. they're vapid and shallow (and they won't piss in my mouth)

Perhaps, after pondering for a long time I've realized that it would be selfish for me to have mixed kids even if I loved someone of a different race.

Be my Chinese gf. Ill be able to love and provide any mental healthcare needed for our babs

alright, I respect your decision if you decide not to contact me. have a good luck

oh i'm sure i'll regret this later on ;-;

have a nice life, maybe you're my husband in another timeline

goodbye white boy

I'm 5'11 let me own you

Forget him china doll and be my love

I fit that description.

5'9" skinny robot with bdsm kink

whats your email or discord or kik

post your discord/email/kik or whatever too

kik: thatshotmilk

Lol didnt add me and decided to go for chad. Lankies cannot be robots

im ok w any height i just want a qt boy to take care of me

Hold up. Describe yourself first

A d d
M e
W o m a n

>thick bodied/muscle chub lite
>med brown with black hair/features
>or super pale with black hair/light eyes
>~5'8
>or tall lilth elven bf
non physical:
>on a similar wavelength banter-wise
>handy around the house/cars
>super honest/loving
>is down for being a sub in the sack.

Let me eat you out for hours please femanon

pleas stop thinking with your mouth user.

>taller than me
>white
>femboy
>pretty eyes, shoulder length hair
>dominant
>bdsm type, chokes me out etc
>takes me on cute dates
>loves to cuddle (v important)
>thinks im pretty

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what if i don't have a discord.
my kik is 'weaslethorpe' if you have that

But I use that to banter with a qt hopefully
got contact?

Im all of that except for the fag in denial part. Drop digits

i'm not cute or into online bf's

Annoying normos

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>tfw the closest you are to an ideal bf a femanon has is a faggot who doesn't remotely look like you and is a sexual deviant

>thick bodied/muscle chub lite
>med brown with black hair/features
>black hair/light eyes
>~5'8
>handy around the house
>super honest
>is down for being a sub in the sack
Yep. I'm still shit though.

didnt work:( mayb u misspelled?

Enjoy your (you)s faggit

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>I'm still shit though.
y?

my ebf is literally my ideal idk how i got so lucky, i love him so much

5ft5 115ish lbs medium length brown/blonde hair blue eyes

I spelled mine right and you still didnt add my discord

I don't have shoulder length hair or pretty eyes, but I fit the other things decently.
Tell me about yourself.

Cool add memelets#1910

>y?
Ye

>Ye
gross

>gross
Wew

Dont add memelets#1910

I only date girls under 5'3"

Most studies I've seen on the matter seem to indicate women don't actually go for what they claim to like. They all want Chad.

im a boring neet who stays inside all day and browses the internet for the most part
i sometimes play vidya but thats about it
how about yourself

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>taller than me
most likely
>white
yes
>femboy
no
>pretty eyes, shoulder length hair
maybe, no
>dominant
yes
>bdsm type, chokes me out etc
yes
>takes me on cute dates
definitely
>loves to cuddle (v important)
yes yes yes
>thinks im pretty
highly likely

post location

Not him but very similar
Country?

nah it is definitely weaslethorpe on kik

I'm not a neet since I'm in college, but I pretty much just use all my free time for browsing the internet and vidya.
All I want in life is comfiness, and having a cute girl to cuddle with would be the ultimate comfiness.
Also what country/state do you live? If you're close to NC that would be pretty good.

>likes me fucking wow
>wants to read books together with me sometimes, doesn't complain about what i choose
>is ok with me being a lazy neet and lacking a lot of basic knowledge
>around my age
>isn't super accomplished or social so there isn't that much disparity between us
>around my height or shorter
>generally prefers techno > rock
>doesn't have any better prospects

In retrospect these are shallow enough to betray my emotional immaturity