/no life experience/

>be 20yo me
>beta as fuck
>hanging out with Chad family member and he gets a bright idea
>"hey user, how about we go get a massage"
>ok.jpg can't refuse what Chad says
>"ok user here's 50$, when you get to the room just sit in there naked infill the girl you choose arrives"
>allofmywhat and spaghetti
>go into a shady place in richmond hongcouver
>chat with this really nice uncle po looking dude for a bit
>brings us to this room filled with women like from rush hour where we get to pick the girl we want
>all the girls beside one are sitting on and standing around the couch
>one qt slightly older and thicc in all the right places girl is sitting alone by herself near the back
>point at her and say "you"
>surprised I piced her, she points at herself and says "me" back
>"yes"
>she comes over and leads me to one of the rooms giving me a towel to put on and leaves
>remember chads advice and just strip naked and sit on this table.
>she comes back in with a smile on her face and walks between my spread legs and puts her arms around my neck and whispers asking me what I want
>"full service"
>"ok ok that'll be 120$"
>Chad only gave me 50$
>"I uhh only have 50$ is this ok?"
>"for you I'll do this, lay down I will start with massage"
>get the best massage of my life, she uses her hands, knees, elbows, feet, breasts, even her fucking tounge.
>"ok flip over"
>starts to give me head raw
>continues this for a bit and then asks me to lay down
>proceeds to place condom on my dick and ride me reverse cowboy with her massive tits bouncing around in front of me
>our thrusts match and she loves it, biting her lip and moaning.
>grab her tit(first and last time I felt a tit boyys)
>she tells me to cum inside her
>proceed to blow the biggest load of my life inside her
>she hugs and thanks me, asking me to return again
>linking arms we return to the lobby
>Chad is already there and says he's been waiting for 15min
>ask Chad how much he paid
>140$
>laugh at him and call him a cuck

sorry if bad for I am shit writer.

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I had literally no idea how any of this goes
thank you user

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>18
>khhv
>skeleton
>shitty skin
>shit thin hair
>NEET (but graduated hs and just quit wagie job)
>no friends
>never drank alcohol
>never smoked
>never done drugs
>never been to a party
>never been to a concert
>no hobbies
>no talents
>even bad at video games
everything applied to me but age so i just decided to copypaste

If you cant lose your virginity in college just fucking kys. Im the ugliest biggest loser ever and even i managed to

what about the people that go to community college first 2 years? its only really handed to you as part of the freshman experience

By the sound of it you're clearly not.

Again this thread.
>never drank alcohol
>never smoked
>never done drugs
>never been to a party
>never been to a concert
These aren't even bad things you huge faggot.

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nah it was gud

>25
>NEET
>dropped out of high school at 16
>shut-in for the past 8 years
>no license
>no bank account
>live with mother
>still express autistic bursts of emotion towards girls
>no hobbies
>no talents
>thinning hair
>fat
>shitty skin
>no real life friends
>never been to a party
>never been to a concert
>never had a gf
>dumb
>not good at video games
>lose every internet argument I get into because I can't have cohesive thoughts
>still fantasize about changing the world, piloting a mech, etc
We're not gonna make it.

I'd be your friend, although I'm not too good at that these days.

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where do you find a place like this ? I'm in murrica

>I'd be your friend, although I'm not too good at that these days.
Thanks for the offer but I've tried before and it ends up not working out because I'm not very interesting.

I'm not very interesting either, I just like similar souls.

It's not too late to change things around.
This has been going on for 9 days now with no signs of stopping.
There's potential to make passive income off normies for years to come.

exitscam.me

This is all me except I'm 19 and actually good-looking but a sperg.

>She hugs and thanks me, asking me to return again
Damn I wish I was you

>still young
>get a hooker
>eat junk food and you'll gain
>sorry famalam skin is a real pain in the ass sometimes
>balding maybe?
>get any shit job if you don't want to neet
>friends are not easy to get unfortunately
>go to a liquor store and buy something
>I don't recommend smoking but cigarettes are probably not far away too
>pharmaceutical drugs are somewhat easy to get
>need friends for this one
>go alone lol
>iktf
>iktf
>stop playing video games
get to it bucko

>23
>rather scrawny, but go to gym so started to look more athletic
>awesome full head of hair, need frequent barbershop visits
>In college, living off dads wage working on shit degree with uncertain future
>7 people I'd trust with my life, some acquaintances who're always happy to see me
>several gfs, one ltr ended last summer. Several hookups, rather rare tho
>Not alcoholic but did enjoy quite a bit of the stuff over the years (legal at 16 here)
>Smoker (pot and tabacc)
>Occasional party
>Lots of concerts and festivals
>vidya and some writing as hobbies. Used to skate

Still depressed as fuck. Sleep too long. Anxious when approaching females. Afraid of the future. Can't really enjoy the good things in life. Won't an hero because I love my family and it would destroy them.
Wat do

I'm the same

and my lack of experience makes me not want to gain experience cause it feels like I already missed the boat and should just give up

>+30 and no job
Easy. Try to beat that, faggots, all the +30 robots here are always at leat employed.