Because the fembot thread is cancer.
List the qualities, physical and mental, of your ideal GF. And don't be a beta and post nothing but "just don't be fat" or "please be loyal at least." Really think about what your own personal perfect girl would be like.
Ideal GF thread
Angel Lee
Tyler Morgan
I like to think that Goth chicks are a major dice roll, most are degenerate but a good few are based ladies
I also think deaf/blind girls are more loyal overall
Easton Reyes
Physical
>Pale
>Redhead
>Thin
>Glasses
>My height (5'7"-5'8")
>Small/moderatly sized boobs+butt
Mental
>Loyal
>Kind
>Secretly very submissive; into spanking, light bondage, etc
>Introverted, usually quiet
>Comfortable with long stretches of silence
>loves to cuddle for hours on end
>Artistic and creative
Jace Wood
>auburn or red hair
>paleish skin
>skinny
>cute
>similar interests
>caring
my standards are probably too specific, I'll be lucky if I ever find a girl like this again
Robert Perez
>I also think deaf/blind girls are more loyal overall
What gives you that idea? Just because it's harder for them to communicate?
Chad doesn't need to talk to them. He doesn't even need them to see him fpr them to know he's Chad.
Aaron Price
>tfw still no aspie e-gf
t. aspie
Caleb Roberts
that one chick from pulp fiction
Carson Wright
>6'
>willing to pee in my shoes and leaave them out on the patio to dry out
>womb and vagina
>germanic heritage
>long hair
>larger than average foot size with a high arch
>tear drop breast shape
>math major
>white type of tan skin
>green eyes
>smaller butt
>likes rats as pets
Carson Gray
Oh what the fucking hell.
>5`9 (I'm 5'8)
>medium-to-curvy, let's say 175
>race unimportant
>IQ120+
>loyal
>helpful
>gently corrects me when I'm rong witsh iz a lott.
I suppose it sounds like I'm out for a mommyGF but hell with it, I`m on Jow Forums.
Nathan Allen
i wonder how many femanons lurk itt to see how undesirable they'd be to robots. they seem obsessed with lower their self esteem
Jackson Rivera
max is the perfect girl for me.
>quiet
>nerdy
>small amount of friends
>bad jokes
>doesn't over dress
>likes autumn/fall
>small amount of freckles on the nose
>brunette
>willing to watch and take intrest in my hobbies
>virgin
tfw you will never have a max caulfield gf
Asher Myers
that whore has had so much sex with tumblr girl and you know it
Elijah Nelson
>5'04-6'3
>Plans on or has a job that pays at least 15k a year
>No mental problems
>Under 200 pounds
Hudson Russell
>loyal
>white
>smart
>cute
>kind
>short
>skinny
>traditional
>virgin
>religious
>wants kids
>likes cuddling a lot
John Jenkins
>wants a job
>No mental problems
Pick one
Asher Thompson
> quirky
> innocent
> fun
> kind
> polite
> loyal
> submisive
> petite
> braces
> no tatoos
> a nice ass
> virgin
> no male friends (a gay one its OK)
Cameron Morales
>young and squirmy
Thomas Ramirez
Lol fuck off Morgan. Kek
Cooper Roberts
I share this feel so much. I wish she was real
Jackson Edwards
Literally siouxsie Sioux Jesus Christ tfw no siouxsie Sioux to lewd with and make goth music with. Kill me.
Jason Powell
I come here to be amazed at how pathetic you guys are. It always makes me laugh, Jow Forums always has the shittiest taste. Look at the guy above you for example, wanting a literal whale as his gf.
Logan Nelson
Loyal , supportive, in my age range. Older is a plus, Teases me a bit . Female.
Christopher Jackson
>mistress/ dominate
>kind
>same hobbies/ interest
>clingy
>nice legs
>loyal
>likes cuddling
>5'5
>long, black hair
>likes to comfort me when im sad
in other words an imaginary girl, because no women like this exists
Josiah Garcia
>physical
White preferably but not necessarily required.
tomboy/androgynous aesthetically
>mental
depressed or nihilistic/pessimistic
wants to die
would die with me
similar music taste
Benjamin Adams
They're both perfect to me.
Liam Morales
>is human
>not fat
>can make me feel less lonely
Sebastian Brown
Date me o cruel one
Adrian Reyes
>art girl
>can hold a convo with a door
>freckles
>cute face
>blond
>fat but wide tips
>does something with hair cuts
>very open about her feelings
>smart
>wants plants and can care for them
>like hiking and camping
>isnt a normie
>im able to trust her
>funny and likes to make dumb jokes
>likes to wear dresses
> makes me do things
>anime autism
>paints
At this point she is too prefect and it would be weird
Xavier Davis
physical
>doesnt shave
>boobs or ass one or the other
>2/10 or up
>curly hair
mental
>funny
>outgoing
>high sex drive
>caring
>loyal
>submissive or dominant i can work with both
>doesnt make fun of people with small dicks
Benjamin King
>Pretty face
>A decent looking body, not really fat or skinny
>Kind-hearted
>Hair shoulder length or longer
>IQ above 90
>Loyal
>Clingy
>Wants commitment, and eventually children
>Shy, like me. I'm not terribly shy anyways, and I can carry on conversations just fine, but still.
>Likes being outdoors (hiking, fishing, etc), and also relaxing at home. Vidya and anime are also great.
>Not really left wing/feminist. I'm fine with most feminists, but really left wing women get on my nerves.
>Chill with me owning guns and stuff. Bonus if she likes shooting too.
Dominic Wilson
Taylors face, I usually prefer a milk truc brap hog body but we'll stick with her body as is.
Semi-smart
Sweet
Kind
Loyal
Supportive
Isnt a pushover but will give in when appropriate
Joseph Walker
>>freckles
>>cute face
does not compute
Charles Torres
Shit taste friendo
Carter Evans
I dont know thats the problem. I have several ideal gfs that I want but I guess the one I want most is a tomboy gf just like in my anime.
>moderately tall 5'6" - 5'10"
>short black or brown hair
>medium to large tiddies
>has abs
>wears spats instead of panties
>wants to play sports with me
>likes action movies over regular romance bs girls like
>watches anime
>easily embarrassed by being forced to do feminine things
>extroverted
Thats about it. Too bad Ive never met a girl like this, I think my family is starting to think im gay, but I just want a pure tomboy gf.
Alternatively someone like pic in this post that
>likes metal
>has an metal/goth/emo look
>but with no gauges or tattoos/piercings
>plays guitar
>willing to pee in my shoes and leaave them out on the patio to dry out
What the fuck why? I dont get it, maybe id understand if they were wet when you had to use them, but this way theyll just smell like piss. Why would you want to smell your own shoe? If you just want to smell piss there are better fetishes for doing it.
Aiden Brown
I didnt want to give a (you) but nigga fuck it
Jaxon Perez
Something like this if I can be origanoli honest
Grayson Cook
>tfw qt black girl asks showing interest
>asking me a bunch of sex questions
>have to dodge answering about what kind of porn I watch
>tfw it's almost all black woman/white man interracial
Jeremiah Martinez
If youre white you definitely dodged a 100% guarantee of getting laid.
Bentley Phillips
match with pretty much the perfect girl on tinder, talk for a few hours before she suddenly stopped replying.
help. have i fucked up already?
Chase Barnes
Wow you guys are sad. Not surprised that comment was unoriginal.
Asher Lewis
If you were a good bf who was dominant like a real man, you wouldn't need to put loyal in your perfect gf profiles
Isaiah Morris
Could be, my dude but she's a close quarters coworker and my workplace just instituted a fuckton of draconian "harassment" rules that could fuck my shit up.
I'm probably just rationalizing a missed opportunity though
Julian Ross
I dont put loyalty in my ideal gf cause it seems dumb. It's expected they're loyal in the no-guys sense, so wanting loyality would really mean they wanted someone to blindly obey them. Which is creepy.
Luke Lewis
Dont keep replying it might make you seem desperate. All you can do is wait unfortunately. You only fucked up if you obviously said something weird that would make her ghost you. Otherwise she probably got disinterested. Maybe try and get her number or on a date if she eventually replies.
>I'm probably just rationalizing a missed opportunity though
Probably. If she asks again maybe just say interracial without specifying black on white, and see if she presses. She cant really say you harassed her if she asked you and you give her a generic answer. If she presses what races shes probably down for the some white cock id say itd probably be safe to flirt cautiously just in case.
Carter Ross
yea i dont plan on replying for a while, dont wanna seem desperate, im likely just unresonably worried over nothing.
i dont think i said anything wierd since it seemed like we hit it off really well
Jack Long
>short hair
>thin build
>not black
>doesn't have a shit ton of friends
>has a job
>doesn't waste money
>doesn't smoke (includes cigarettes, weed, and vaping
>no drugs
>doesn't tell me about her past relationships if any
>shorter than 5'8
>loyal
>likes me
Jason Powell
>not obese
>cute face
>small or non-existent bunions
>great body, tits, and ass
>likes to wear cute outfits
>likes to wear socks
>finds out that I'm almost a 30 year old virgin and wants to fuck me before I become a wizard and thinks that I'm too cute to be a virgin and teases me but also rides me until every drop of my baby batter is inside of her and then kisses me and tells me she's going to help me become a normal person and we do a lot of cool shit together and maybe I make her laugh and feel good too and also she doesn't care that I have a small penis or that I'm autism
Not asking for a lot
Joseph Garcia
This is sick. Why the actual fuck do so many robots want a relationship with people who are mentally ailed? Don't you realize what that makes you? It makes you a controlling beta that settles. It's pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Why don't you look for someone who is mentally healthy so they can actually attempt to help fix what tiny fraction of rationality is left in your brain and help it grow. You think it's cute and trendy to be depressed and thus want a cute and depressed girlfriend to meet your little "reee haha, but on the inside i iz juzt a sad boi!" bullshit.
Grow the fuck up.
Ethan Martinez
Nah mate I just want a person to off myself with. No romanticization of mental illness.
Elijah Murphy
Physical
>hair not dyed
>large breasts
>I really don't care about height but maybe a little short
>a bit chubby
>minimal piercings, the fewer the better
>long hair
>showers/bathes daily after work, clean clothes every day
>doesn't smoke
Psychological
>doesn't have bpd
>someone willing to do things together 2-3 times a week (2-5 hours avg)
>someone willing to do something relatively major at least once every 2 months, pref 1 (ex. go to a theme park)
>likes to joke around
>low-mid maintenance when it comes to cleaning
>willing to try new things, and doesn't write off things forever unless they're really shit
>can have fun when things turn to shit, maybe even sees it as a challenge
>in general, treats people the way they want to be treated
>center-right politically
As gay as it sounds, I basically want a friend who I want to fug and wants to be fugged by me.
Ryan Gonzalez
Physical
>Asian
>Long straight hair
>Petite to Average
>Glasses
>As tall or shorter than me
>Cute, well taken care of feet
Mental
>Nerdy(Likes vidya,cosplay,drawing,anime etc)
>Loves dark humor
>Loyal
>Down to earth
>Can be mean/has backbone
>Not materialistic (I don't mind buying people things, I like it actually. But I want it to be my decision, not hers. When someone asks me to get them something it instantly turns me off)
Unless she's putting on a huge front I'm actually describing someone I know to a T. A shame she lives on the other end of the country though.
Thomas Young
Physical
>not black
>Short hair(no blonde)
>height 5'4 [My height5'10]
>Thin
>between medium and big butt (also fit butt not fat)
>between A-B cup tits or B cup
>semi fit
>No glasses
>Fashion:No jeans
Mental
>Creative and likes to share ideas, stories, dreams with me
>Artistic hobby and plays some video games
>isnt a normie
>Interested in Science
>positive realist
>doesn't smoke (except weed but rearly)
>only few friends (no more then 10)
>No drugs (except weed)
>has a job or source of income
>doesn't waste money
>Is sub but doesn't show it
>Is openly herself
Elijah Gutierrez
>God handing you your desire on a silver platter
>Flee
The fuck? Some of you do it your damn selves I swear
Ryan Myers
>he doesn't self sabotage to wallow in the misery you cause yourself
Proper robots never allow themselves to be happy no matter what.
Hunter Peterson
Physical
>Pale
>Dirty Hair
>Bloated
>Bruised neck
>Scraped joints
>infected wounds
Mental
>Brain dead
Christopher Watson
based af user
i don't understand why someone wouldn't want a traditionalist gf
Asher Wood
I like Kate better.
>tfw no qt Christian waifu to have a nice big family with and go on a picnic with on a Sunday after church
The worst part is that Im barely religious and I live in a big shitty multicultural city and by multicultural I mean that theres no white Christians.
Zachary Bailey
Personality:
>smart
>good sense of humor, witty
>sensitive to ethical issues
>politically moderate, sees both sides to issues
>atheist, no fedora
>likes sex
>no STDs lol
>loves cuddles
>diverse sense of fun
>has useful skills (e.g. cooking)
>has a productive hobby
>emotionally intelligent
>has free time
>healthy family relations
>doesn't want kids
>loyal but not obsessive
>energetic, but not all the time
>not materialistic
>never smokes
>doesn't drink often
>likes adrenaline
Looks:
>medium length dark hair
>white
>thin
>brown or green eyes
>around my height
>small/medium boobs
>freckles
>minimal makeup/jewelry
>no big tattoos or obnoxious piercings
Bonus Round:
>is an antinatalist, supports right-to-die
>can laugh at edgy stuff
>knows where to get psychedelics (always been curious, too much of a pussy to try and get them myself)
>open to all kinds of fetishes
Super Bonus Round:
>not mentally ill, but
Noah Mitchell
Soft caramel brown skin
Brown hair
Green/Hazel eyes
5'5
Absolutely gorgeous in my eyes
Cute petite body to match her smaller frame, but not flat
Outgoing personality, easy to make laugh
Loving, yet domineering enough to keep me in check. Not in a cuntish way, but more inspiring
Has goals in life so I can encourage her the same way she does for me
Loyal and romantic. Similar relationship values as me
Virgin and never been in a relationship
Jason Murphy
Kate was a repressed slut who made out with like 4 guys in one night.
Lincoln Torres
That girl is cute in a plain way. I like plain looking girls like pic related.
Aiden Smith
just give me a goth gf so Im not out here looking like a poser. Pic related
me
Ian Ramirez
>Aryan
>Huge milkers
>God-tier hip to waist ratio
>Sizable ass that is still shapely
>Below or at 5'8"
>Body fat under 20% (ideally Jow Forums)
>Unerringly loyal
>Alpha-female extrovert so no awkward silences
Jack Cruz
>redhead
my man!