>be american
>get shot
Be american
Elijah Walker
Luis Perez
Based and redpilled
Caleb King
blow it out your ass
Ian Collins
Unfair portrayal of poor Americans. Most states are pretty safe anyway. Just gotta be careful in the south.
Ayden Torres
based !
Blake Campbell
no u
Samuel Moore
where the fuck even is moldover is that even a real place
Josiah Ortiz
>american education
Owen Cooper
Town rapist
Benjamin Martinez
>be american
>go out for a walk on my scooter
>Jamal knocks me off of it and steals it
>tip him because "muh ancestors"
>try to crawl my way home
>the efforts of trying to move an over 200 lbs body (a healthy American body) give me a heart attack
>get brought to hospital
>they force-feed me a burger through a feeding tube
>9 gazillion shekels for medical transportation and for the burger
>icantpaythis.jpg
>get thrown out
>tip them for doing their job
>get shot for being indirectly racist to a black guy that was on the other side of the street
Kevin Cox
3/10
Feels forced and way too complicated
Brandon Adams
Alright, how about this?
>be american
>go to church
>get shot by autistic kid who thought that he was shooting up a school
Jace Myers
How's the village rapist these days?
Ryder Sanders
brazil doesn't even have schools shut the fuck up and go back to the cocaine fields
Justin Parker
>be moldovan
>get exploded
Brody Thomas
He was busy fucking your mom, amerishart.
>he thinks Moldova is in Middle East
American education strikes again.
Bentley Parker
>moldova
Matthew Flores
>tips the shooter
Matthew Lewis
why wouldn't you tip the shooter? the gun and ammunition is an investment that won't be reimbursed by the government, tipping him is a common courtesy to make sure he can provide for himself.
Jackson Smith
>Be Moldovan
>Get Exploded
Liam Rogers
Look, i can do the same!
>be american
>go out for a stroll with the kids
>get shot
Joseph Anderson
You already were doing the same
Hunter Fisher
>be Moldovan
>get hepatitis