2D pill, Waifu, [I could only afford beers Edition]

Daily reminder roasties can't compare with their vagina's torn by Chad and their faces turned to leather by the years of makeup and other skin-destroying chemicals.

2D is purity.
2D is innocence.
2D is perfection.
Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.

>post your waifus
>talk about superiority of 2D
>shitpost and enjoy a thread without women's attentionwhoring
>rate other people's waifus


>inb4 modfags ban this
If we can have a roastie ""fembot"" general on the original content board then we can have a waifu general.

>>>>>>>>>>
Lets have a 2D pill trhead anons

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dumping an assortment of images since it's almost 4am and I can't sleep

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nearly forgot to add text hohoh

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leotards boi

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generic beach drawing

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If your waifu was real, she would most likely find you repulsive

2d love is for me
2d love is supreme

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this is a post. there are many like it, but this one is mine

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2d girls make life complete
how can 3d girls compete?

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fuck off man, 2D is pure andt hey dont mind NEET's or lolicons.

they cant compete man.
WHen I see 3D girls posted on here I cant even find them attractive.

2D is 2 nice

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what kind of monster deletes a mommy gf thread?

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2D is the best D

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But I would never stop trying to become a chad for her.

Rizefag reporting in

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shit waifu, kys faggot

i support this thread with an image

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Fuck it nigga, every other thread on the board at this moment is trash

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I like wides

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I like wides a whole hell of a lot

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My men of wide taste

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ITT: autistic sissies too pussy to act like men, refusing to live in reality

and you wonder why you never get a partner. lmao

love 2d mommys

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I theorize that if you're a widefag and not a yuyubro, you're just not a yuyubro yet

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>tfw no eva mommy

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my wife Rize is so impregnable

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Have you gone camping yet user?

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how do i attain nadeshikos level of comfiness?

I'm afraid that it's not for me to know

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I'm sorry user but my waifu have stolen my heart. If she would become real one day I wouldn't be afraid to fight for her.

wow user, that's pretty mean

jokes on you, these dudes are happy with waifus and would prefer to stay away from roasties

in the same way that mentally handicapped people seem happy...

if roasties would behave like anime girls, i would try harder to behave like an ideal man. Notice that women don't live up to my ideal? Why in that case would I want to live up to theirs?
>git pusy bro!
Wow, you're a fucking lifelet. Great way to get your wages garnished for alimony and child support. I'll pass tho.

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Baste OP
>Rena Ryuugu
>Better personalities, Better looks, Better everything
I don't know your waifu but she has sexy feet.
Dr. pepper is the best D

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>manchild lusting over cartoon children attempts to make an excuse for checking out of society
good girls exist, but they have standards and live in a world entirely different than that of a weeaboo mentally ill retard such as yourself, so you never even come in proximity of them.

>good girls exist
NOT FOR ROBOTS
Kill yourself and leave this board you normalfag copy and paste platitude spewing fuck boy.

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you're a retard, just fix yourself so you can get a decent girl. your previous post now doesn't make any sense.

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Oh wow, it's as if like those girls don't live up to my ideals. Just like I already mentioned. Fucking dumbass.

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What's your favorite girl from the last anime or manga you read/watched?
Mine is
>Tae Kojima
form Gantz.
>previous post now doesn't make any sense.
I'm not that poster. Why would I fix myself for woman that don't have to put in 25% of my effort?

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>it's as if like those girls don't live up to my ideals.
the ones that do, you have never met because those girls don't go anywhere near places where you find manchildren who are obsessed with cartoons.

>Why would I fix myself for woman that don't have to put in 25% of my effort?
you put 0% effort, plus the girls that put a lot of effort in self improvement, you will never meet unless you yourself are good enough. which you are not.

D for intellectuals

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>you put 0% effort
Nice bullshit, I tried just as hard as any other person until I turned 18 and realized all my works for nothing, woman aren't loyal, and just cannot make me even want to try for them.
Nice huge ego though, I wonder how it feels to defend woman online...

>I tried just as hard as any other person until I turned 18
kek, you didn't achieve shit, you tried and failed, so you decided to not even try anymore.
>until 18
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH a literal kid giving up on life at THAT age? AHAHAHHAHAHA you didn't and still don't know shit about life, women or what it means to be a man.

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>kek
>HAHA
>THAT
Something is wrong with you user, more than me even.

VN translation never
Please stop feeding the trolls

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nice one, ignore the hard questions again. live in blissful ignorance and give up on life like a true manchild.

Been reading Yotsuba. Best girl is obviously Yotsuba, but everyone else is an 11/10 character as well.

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fuck off normal fag I love my waifu, shes pure.

they are roasties

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>shes pure.
>while she does lewd shit in front of the entire world and has thousands of neckbeard cum while watching her

> ignore the hard questions again
You post no questions, just retarded beliefs.
>what it means to be a man.
To be a faggot arguing on imageboards straining to vocalize laughter instead of something of substance?
I'm done with you, you're more childish than me.
I've been getting more into Vn's is that a good one? I liked normal stuff like Saya, Ever17, when they cry etc.
Nice I still need to read that, just getting into manga again.
>that image
>lewd
I want ONE detail on that image that makes it lewd.

>humping a stick to get off
>obviously getting off/about to cum from facial expression
>loose top without bra, extremely easy to see here bare DFC
need I go on?

>is that a good one
From the very few fan translated sections i've went through it is a very good VN. There's alot of heroines in Amagami, pretty much every character has a route and it plays out really nicely as a renai dating sim.
Problem is that it is stuck in the translation never limbo and you'd have to port the original PS2/PS Vita version to PC which I'm too dumb to do.
Anime adaption is top tits

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This sure is fun

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But I'm fuckin tired. Night bros.

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>those disgusting faces

Are you wide enough for her user???
>humping a stick to get off
I see no indications of movement here user, she's just mounting it and just keeping it safe.
>obviously getting off/about to cum from facial expression
user she's just happy to be a mage look at that smile she just likes the photographers company.
>loose top without bra, extremely easy to see here bare DFC
Breast are not lewd user, especially flat one, you may as well be looking at a boys chest, maybe it's just hot out and shes cooling down.
Damn I'll have to keep eternal tabs on this I love dating sims, much more ideal than it could be in real life.
Night flat-seki

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thanks user for defending megu

stop talking like she is a whore

night man

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>stop talking like she is a whore
but she literally is.

Nice to see you again, based megumin poster
somehow that wasnt original...

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user if you say one more bad thing about megumin I'm going to narc to the euro police about your online bullying.
No problem I have to defend the brown haired loli I got a daki of.

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3D cant even compete with 2D even when 2D copies 3D.

Ryukofag here

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>user if you say one more bad thing about megumin
what else is left to say other than she's an utter whore?

>tumblr nose
why do cucks still fall for this garbage?

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How is that a tumblr nose, i just cant see it.

>every nose has a red glow and the same fucking shape

I wouldnt call that a tumblr nose and even so its not even bad in this case, when the fucking things are round its an issue. Satisfied with this non tumblr nose instead?

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But those literally aren't the same, it's hardly even that red. I looks like I just wiped my dick on it; really cute.
Get ready for the europigs to bin your knife then your life

Thank you for being right.

>why isn't she real guys
>why can't she be thirsty for me guys

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Thank you for thanking me for being right.
I want that snake around my willy.

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thanks user....people being mean to my waifu..bad feelz

she isnt a whore like those 3D girls fuck off

thanks user...people are mean

fuck off man shes pure, did you even watch the anime.

she is as real as those 3d whores people fap to...

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>pic
this little whore sucked big dicks even when she was that young.

I want to take my waifu fishing.

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Hewwo. My waifu is Agatha UwU. Even if I am a girl desu.

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>Jewish and 3d
Please execute yourself.

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Is this guy really this triggered?
Is he bored? Something seems wrong with the poor sap.

GUNJY!

>lole

>lole
>lole

i like fuuka!

Bump fro frie

Im Jewish so

How are you spending today with the waifu

That makes a lot of sense honestly.
thought about pinching her cheeks

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I will never change my waifu. I will stay with Alice forever. She is the love of my life. You all love your waifus with all your heart too, right?

We will vist my grandma in her village and stay here for a few days. I hope my waifu likes to take a walk in rural areas

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fixed dumb tumblr nose.

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>post the same image
nice work user.

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>the same image
either you are blind, you have the cheapest most inaccurate monitor, or are in denial.

HEx maniac is the supreme waifu
>Like tomoko but self sufficient and less whiny
>lonely as fuck so she'll always cherish you
>big milkers

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honestly removing the red color isn't enough. the shape is more important. anime noses do not have width. because noses are dumb and should be minimal.

well yeah but removing the dumb red tumblr glow is better than leaving it be, but yeah the tumblr nose shape is always the same too.

>tfw don't know which waifu to pick

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My man!
Why is Sengoku so damn underappreciated?

I don't even find 3D girls attractive anymore

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waifus a shit
daughterus best

>I don't even find 3D girls attractive anymore
implying you have a choice...

I'm not in denial I was just making fun of you, you could hardly even notice the red smudge on the last one.
You can have a harem if you're into that.
I mean you're not sinning like literally every 3dpd girl.
>daughterus best
Are they sexable?

>you could hardly even notice the red smudge on the last one.
it was obvious as fuck, you are just blind.

>Are they sexable?
daughterus are the cutest, purest and sexiest, so yes.

I think you're just ocd or autistic user but that's okay this is a safe space.

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who are you wtf

yeah man people are being mean to my Waifu of course im mad you faggot normie.

Yeah man, I like pure Alice poster.
these other fags are so impure its yucky

you dont pick a waifu she picks you
and you pick her, but its a 2 way thing.

fuck off, some of us like 2D girls more

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>fuck off, some of us like 2D girls more
you have to

>You will never take your waifu to the outdoors to fish for pikes with spoons and the meme duck lure.

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