/britfeel/ - /britrans/

It's hard to argue that gays aren't degenerate when you read about the pos load / bug chasing stuff.

anyone else ever met a proper shut in girl, if so what was your experience like with them? for obvious reasons i have only ever met them on the internet. they are usually nice and geeky, but clearly suffer from anxiety.

>no "it's getting cloudy edition"
Lads...

I found one on the internet. She keeps telling me that she's self harming and going to kill herself and dismisses everything I say. I never know how to respond.

she was an amateur porn girl from like 2005-2008. proper fit bird.

that sounds pretty rough. I have never been that close to one. The last one i was getting into send me nudes and blocked me shortly afterwards because of anxiety i assume

I also never know how to respond when people talk about suicide. I feel like anything you say they have heard a hundred times before.

no trannis are not welcome
delete thos thread and make a new one

>implying straight people don't have degenerate fetishes

if you are going to reply back it up with stats pls thnx

No u owo. uwu :3 :^) :D

Bigots aren't welcome.

Sorry where are the straight people exchanging HIV strains?

avert.org/professionals/hiv-around-world/western-central-europe-north-america/uk

Since the 1980s, men who have sex with men (sometimes referred to as MSM) have remained the group most at risk of HIV in the UK. In 2016, an estimated 46,000 men who have sex with men were living with HIV. This means roughly 77 out of every 1,000 men (aged 15 to 59) who have sex with men are living with HIV. In London, it is an even greater number with 128 out of every 1,000 living with HIV.

This is what comes to mind whenever I see one of you degenerates posting 'L O N D O N'.

cute traps dont have aids, thats only degenerate bara gays

I sucked smol trannies dick and she came all over me and I ate it

I like to think that and I don't have any stats proving otherwise so I'm going to continue tickling traps belly buttons from the inside as much as I please.

where in that does it mention fetish chasing?

what does HIV statistics in one area of one country have to do with what you're saying?

haven't been to a corner shop in years. how much are freddos now?

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Wish I had some benzos boys
Fucking mental illness is bubbling up

Do cute trannies sleep around a lot? i imagine they dont because they have to explain they are trans before shagging someone. we;re over exposed to trannies on r9k/britfeel. i cant believe i am starting to see them as normal

I want to try this ngl.

Same place the straights are doing it I guess

>you can pay for things with stamps

Why did nobody tell me this before?

>10 years old
Grief, cannot imagine how it is nowadays.

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What do we have here lads? ;)

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Yes because the places they advertise themselves online is where guys who want to bang trannies hang out.

an alright drink

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about 25p lad

true but going through the effort of meeting up with someone for sex as opposed to a caasual encounter on a night out is different

you lads remember the blueberry relentless?

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might go pcik up a freddo then. cheers lad.

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>zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008
Some of the pictures in that are fucking hilarious.

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Aye lad was good

Tfw enjoy the taste of energy drinks above all else

i think we can all agree this was the worst monster

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never had it sadly. I enjoyed the yellow monster and pink rockstar though

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I like the Scottish one nae bother or something u call it

If I'm feeling posh ill have a cheeky red bull

talking about The Doctor btw, not Ripper. The Lewis HAmilton one is shite

gone are the days of going down the shop for some crisps and a can of monster

>tfw shitposting on the Piccadilly line

Would u fuck the goth chick from ncis lads?

New Deafheaven is quite tasty lads.

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I still do that when i get mummy to take me to asda

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I fucking hate that stupid type of fringe some girls get. Especially the one that ends halfway down the forehead.

no im not a noncer

Fucking axn white in Portugal just shows tbbt and the mentalist all day

WHAT a JOKE

they don't have dave? fucking shame lad.

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Gonna buy my gf a top for her birthday. Obviously have no idea what the heck I'm doing but I've narrowed it down to a few ideals
>not slutty looking, not too much cleavage
>not too vibrant
>plain but not too plain
>no graphic tees or logos
>sleeveless is fine but covers the shoulders a fair amount still, no camisoles or shoulderless shirts
>maybe a cute crop top that shows a little bit of belly but not too much
>size 8 cos she is smol
>doesn't cost 6000000 shekels
fug helb guise

Also anyone know any decent girl's clothes shops? Again ones that don't do sluts or nigger clothing

Can't even watch the local news or the chase what a joke lad

this is unironically digusting i can't fucking wait for this civilization to fall already and a new one to take its place
i know its edgy but fucking hell these images are a mistake

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>can't have bradley walsh banting on your tv
NUKE PORTUGAL

just get her a rabbit.

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Joules is breddy gud, but they might be too vibrant. I got some flowery hoodies from there.

Don't you know where she normally buys clothes from?

is derailing a thread on Jow Forums the most retarded thing? it costs nothing to start a thread and it costs me nothing to view it

Do you remember the old lidl crisps? The huge bag containing many small packs of meat flavoured crisps. The black packets with the rib flavour were the best.

Uhh... the real, fluffy, LIVING kind of rabbit? Or...
A bit of colour is okay just not overwhelming. I'd rather go with a neutral colour to be safer. A little floral would be alright too but not too much otherwise I might as well be buying clothes for my nan.

She has some branded clothes buuuuut I forgot where they were from... she mostly buys second hand clothes from car boot sales and stuff though, that's the problem

Hi. I'm dave and I'm a builder from Swansea.

Hi. I'm Janet and I'm a homemaker from London.

Hi. I'm Phil and I'm a lawyer from Glasgow.

H-hi. I'm d-ducky and I'm a robot from r9k.

>solar flare
>cold snap

well i guess my colony is freezing to death

the sex toy

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B-b-but why would she need one of those when she has me?!

Who'd you like to take on today?

THE SINNER MAN BRADDERS CAUSE PAKIS OUT

>ywn have a pint with the beast

get a hitachi wand then

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Just another day at the office Bradley

It's more effort to do it on a night out. Hooking up online is a very quick and straightforward process.

>get a hitachi wand then
For myself? Don't mind if I do

ANNE BRAD CAUSE I LIKE EM BIG HARHAR

Hi I'm Gordon and I'm a creative from Glasgow

Hi I'm tilde and I'm an assistant manager from Shrewsbury

Hi I'm moni and I'm a call centre assistant from Rochdale

Hi I'm SCEA and I was an engineer from wigan

>Shrewsbury
Didn't know Tilde lived there. Seems like a nice place.

>eggs everyone on to take the higher offer
>I think I'll play it safe Brad and go with the minus

bradley walsh is a national treasure
youtube.com/watch?v=_CAaBG9RGCk

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he works in greggs there too. Should go in there if you ever visit.

Hi I'm Tim and I'm a musical prodigy from High Wycombe

wait why does britfeel like a ++normie? this place is so confusing

Jessica chastain is very sexy lady hmmm hmmm mmmmmmmm

fuck sake lads, playing God of War and just got the blades of chaos, making me want to replay the original trilogy

It's on the other side of the country but on the off chance I'm there I'll search every Greggs in town for a questionable looking young girlyboy.

>giving out vouchers for free coke bottles in town
>meant to get one
>the guy giving them out gave me four
What a lad.

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Hi. I'm ziggy and I'm a dog from leeiscool1.

Fucking do it lad, you can get though a game a day if you don't stop, they're not very long.

he works in the one on pride hill apparently. sometimes he works in others too.

joules.com/Women/Tops/Harbour/Jersey-Top/Chambray-Pink-Stripe?id=Y_HARBOUR|CHMPSTP

I found this cute top but they don't have it in size 8 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

probably because he felt sorry for you

wish they were all on ps4 desu, like being able to plug my earphones into the controller so my mum doesn't hear my silly geimus.

>size 8
You a nonce, lad?

Hi, I'm Harold and I'm a doctor from hyde

Hi, I'm cilla and I'm a showbiz star from Liverpool

Fuckin Where's waldo shirt mate get her some lingerie what r u a nonce?

put some eggs on for a delicious fuckin sarnie lads

cronas latest blog entry made me cry

The model is a qt tho.

Life is a curious thing, aint it lads?

I'll take anything I can get. If I don't leverage that for my advantage what else is it good for.

Looks like someone's having a rough time...
Maybe we could cheer her up?

cronascorner.wordpress.com/2018/07/17/terrible-terrible-day/

I used to have an adapter thing to use headphones with my PS3.

I'm not that much of a fag but I did feel bad for the lad. I got second hand 'burning with anxiety and embarassment' from it.

i know how crona feels and i feel like i can't do anything to help her.

>Maybe we could cheer her up?

How, i think people will just bully her if she comes here.