/britfeel/

Fuck, marry, kill but the three options are Tilde, Moni and Crona. Go!

My dick is 8"x5.5"

How can I use that to my advantage lads? People are always going on about wanting a big dick but it's got me nowhere. Mind you, I'm too autistic to try with girls.

Such an underrated show.
youtube.com/watch?v=QbvO104irKM

kill all 3 of them. then go for a wank

well post their pictures then and I'll tell you cunt.

>grils assholes dont smell
cute lol imagine thinking this

Someone post the pasta again
the "as soon as I smelt her balls, I knew I'd made a mistake" one

How fitting. Another first you failed to get.

Don't be such a newfag lad. We know what moni looks like anyway.

become a penis hat model
get your gran to knit you a few up for your portfolio shots

Fuck tilde to death
Marry Crona and use it as a divorce scam to starve him to death
Kill Moni because I fucking hate Moni the most

That's not a profession you liar

But I am a newfag lad, Birmingham.
Just wanted to pop into the thread and see what all the fuss is about. These threads are always up and they look comfy.

kill mon, fuck tilde, marry crona.

>Male and female ass sweat smells the same
cute lol imagine not having experience with both. Femboys also don't have at least a decade of experience with grooming, unlike girls

Fuck Crona, marry Tilde, kill Moni.

Tilde seems the least insufferable imo, has the shortest life expectancy and shares a lot of interests with me.

I'd rather fuck Crona than Moni by a small margin which leaves Moni for the gulag.

They are until the tripfags come in and cause drama
Every one of them is a supposed trap and their orbiters war with each other, so just dont feed them and they'll die of attention starvation

no you're the first.
you need to carve your own path lad
also i never said it was a profession, i just said become one

Do you remember the time when little things made you happy?
Do you remember the time when simple things made you smile?
Life can be wonderful if you let it be
Life can be simple if you try

What happened to those days?
What happened to those nights?
Do you remember the time when little things made you so sad?
Do you remember the time when simple things made you cry?

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Pornstar is. What do you have to lose?

I've always been a miserable fucker

if you wanted to see what it was all about how do you know they're comfy?

Is it just me, or is it just us
Feeling lost in this world?
Why do we have to hurt each other?
Why do we have to shed tears?
Life can be beautiful if you try
Life can be joyful if we try
Tell me I am not alone
Tell me we are not alone in this world fighting against the wind
Do you remember the time when simple things made you happy?
Do you remember the time when simple things made you laugh?

Always was the 'quiet type', so never got forced into any social event. Now I have no friends, and live alone.
I miss home

Glad I went for that steak sandwhich and beer lads. Feel way better . Was fuckign delicious. Cheap one from Tesco too.

Wonder how the other lad has done.

Got it, they're all actual faggots. Thanks lad.
Because I see them on the front page all the time and the posts are all proper friendly and full of banter.

Solitude is a blessing. I think I am immune from loneliness

plz delete this I only just managed to put myself in a good mood.

Any of you lads interested in going to a Pokemon VG tournament?

Smells bad. Not tight on the inside. Cold. Dry.
Overall a 4/10 experience.

>Crona
Well wouldn't you know it...
unsee.c
c/188ff801/

Don't want to retread old ground here lads but really wish a cute brunette lass would workout without deodorant and then let me sniff her armpits whilst she touches my willy.

Is that really too much to ask for in this cold, cruel world? I don't think it is, no. Alas, it has no happened.

That depends lad.
Whats a pokemon VG tournament
and
Will there be whiskey and girls with nice big fat tits?

You lads got any comfy podcast recommendations?
Id like to listen to some while I play games

youtube.com/watch?v=ow0dlCS2HH4

lad there are escorts.

is that picture really crona? O.O

Pokemon videogame tournament, lad. There probably wouldn't be whiskey but I hope there would be cute girls (ideally with big fat udders).

twitter.com/search?l=&q=hernia from:timmyuk&src=typd&lang=en-gb

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I suppose I can hide the whiskey in a coke bottle, Where is it lad?

i'm here
*waves*
just got back, supping the first room temp beer like a pro
going to start cooking in a few min. bit disappointed cause wasn't any baguettes but got some nice rolls instead and got some salad and tomatoes for elfyness

Those are indeed Crona's chubby manboobs.

372pages.com/page/2

not a podcast but Alex Jones, un-ironically

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how can anyone be a tranny though? i mean why would you do that to yourself?

I dont believe you. How did you manage to obtain that picture

Did you suggest this here before?
If you did I listened to the whole thing and it gave me a good laugh

Casefile.
Lore.

What a tease

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He shared the link with me, like a mong.

lads have you seen this video mostly about heathrow?
youtube.com/watch?v=wdU1WTBJMl0
v. interesting

>i mean why would you do that to yourself?
desperation

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ah yeah,didn't think of that. sorry. please forgive my foolishness

>Tim shaves his pubes

Wish I didn't know that.

Mental Illness lad pure and simple, no different from schizophrenia, bipolar disorder or manic depression. The problem is like all mental health ailments the medical businesses found it was far more profitable to enable it than to treat it.

>tfw lee has a gf
what the fuck does he have that I don't

My personal faves:
>99% Invisible
>BBC Inside Science
>Codebreakers
>Hidden Brain
>Invisibilia
>Rationally Speaking

Others not quite as good but still great
>Breaking Math
>Freakonomics Radio
>Linear Digresssion
>More or Less
>Planet Money
>Radiolab
>Revisionist History
>Stuff you missed in history class
>TED Radio Hour
>Infinite Monkey Cage
>You are not so smart
Hope you enjoy at least a couple of these lad.

An incredible lack of shame.
It really does baffle me.

Got the bar work job lads

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>just watched a youtube video uploaded in October 2006
what the fuck has happened to the last 12 years?

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I don't actually know, lad, I was just trying to gauge interest. Tbqh it's too late for me to prepare for the 2018 world championships, will probably go next year.

he likes to keep it fresh for his tedders
a massive cock

screen shot messages to prove it or you're larping.

Good lad. Made mine on ciabbatta with some sauteed onions.

Skipped jalapenos this time but I got this steak dry rub on it instead.

Enjoy lad.

Grats lad, good luck

>let crona know who he sent it to

No. Take it or leave it, but I'm not plastering my IP around.

I don't think so. I have suggested XFM/The Ricky Gervais Show to non-brits before.

It kept me awake for like half an hour last night, fucking look at lee, what does that man have that I don't, it's not even like I'm a fat stinky neet, I'm actively trying to improve myself wherever I can, I go out, I have actual hobbies, a job, car etc but I'm missing something...that lee has

who the hell is lee

it can't be that can it? mongy people always have monster cocks so it could be.

Cheers lad, fingers crossed, unoriginal

Aw lad you teased me, was gonna see how much tickets were and grab one, then depending on how far away it is book a hotel and a train ticket.
pokemons alright and I'd be up for watching a few guys and girls play the game if it meant I could peel off and fuck a big chubby misty cosplayer in my hotel room at night. that's on my death list lad.

Post again when you're going, I bet there's at least one fat lass we can bang on the night.

I dont know who Lee is, but youre probably not attractive enough, how low charisma, or poor social skills.

Or all three. Im in the same boat.

Plenty of guys with no jobs, no cars and no future prospects have attractive women fawning over them.

WoW Radio's Blue Pls.

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this man is lee
youtube.com/user/leeiscool1
he has a gf, and I don't

I've tried to figure it out mate. I just can't.

She even drives him around for fuck sake.

Fucking hell lads, honestly theres a single can of shite lager in the fridge and it's taking all my resolve to not run over and crack that fucker open.

Drank every day since tuesday last week so trying to have at least today and tomorrow off

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I really doubt you would date his gf. Maybe you think you would, but when it came to it, you wouldn't.

Unless you're equally as ugly and autistic as him.

well i was hoping for ciabatta as well but if not baguette.
they had no fresh bread out. shitty sainsburys, but the steaks from there rib eye's are god tier. i like chipolte sauce on my bread for a bit of spice
hope you have a good night lad

>not attractive enough
No, I'm not that bad looking, certainly average with some alright features thrown in, not the reason

>charisma and social
there's the kicker, I've got high functioning tism, I've been approached twice and I've fucked it up by being mongy

He came online shortly before that picture was posted, which indicates that he just sent it.

I think it might actually be him.

it's one can lad. whats the difference, does one can even count as drinking. not like it's going to get you drunk or be hungover tomorrow

You're pretty psychotic if true

Help lads.
I'm hungry but I've already eaten 546 kcal today and I don't want to be fat. Any good not-get-fat foods I can have?
Plus I only burnt off 1816 kcal with exercise. Not even matching my normal 2500 kcal resting metabolic burn.

lee would make a cute fem boy desu

Somebody shared this on my fb feed. What is wrong with people.

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but he has one, this man has managed to attract someone who wants to be known has lees boyfriend, she drives he around for fuck sakes, she could be a munter but still, she liked lee enough to go out with him and that's more than I'll ever have

payday companies charge thousand+ percent interest

because he's cool

Over the course of a year, yeah. But if you pay back within 4 weeks its a lot less.

Still best avoided if you can.

>thicc big boobies big arse blonde lass on my FB is on holiday

Looking forward to them bikini pics ngl

Zoiks!
Run, Scooby!

*Zoinks
*Cum,