25+ GENERAL!

Oh, hi. Didn't you see you there.

It's time for a 25+ GENERAL!

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>27
>About to start new job in a more senior position in 2 weeks
>Have basically forgotten most of what I've learnt
>Definitely going to fuck something uo
>On nights in my first week with a very junior member of the team

Hopefully it won't be as bad as I think it's going to be.

I think I'm falling in love with a woman who must be either in her late 50s or early 60s.
I didn't think I'd feel this way again after my last beta flameout. It was a few years ago in college and it was so bad I almost killed myself. After I came out alive I couldn't feel anything anymore.

Now I started a new job a couple weeks ago and there's a woman much older than me. You could tell she was once extremely pretty, and she still is in an older way. I think the most important thing that attracts me to her is how feminine she is. It's hard to describe but it's very charming.
I'm a 29 year old virgin and I always assumed that I would want a younger gf to try and recapture some of the lost time. I've always wanted to be with a 19-22 year old. This woman has been working at this company before I was even born.
I don't know what to do. I really doubt she would ever have any interest in me but I really wish to do something. I don't know what though.

I'm 26 and I'm going back to university this September. My NEET days are nearly over boys

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>27
>worthless polisci degree
>no student loans
>16/hr retail garbage is the highest ive attained
>too lazy to shoot for higher more competent jobs (at least right now)
>kinda just ready to wait it out until i die

>27
>killing myself as package handler
>no other prospects

yeet

God damn it I have been so damn miserable these past few months. I am just desperate to try anything that I think might help improve my mood.

It has gotten to the point that I am strongly considering reconciling with my older brother. But, man, that guy is such a manipulative asshole. But I need something to do to get my mind off of a certain woman, and I think that my brother may be the only person in the world willing to give me a job despite my decade-long gap of unemployment. I need a job real bad.

I have also been considering getting a job with Uber and/or Lyft, thinking that they may be able to get me my own car. I really miss having a car. I have not had my own car since 2012.

Hell, I am even considering just going out right now to rent a car to drive to Nevada to legally hire a prostitute.

I just really want things to go back the way they were before. I wish I could go back to my old apartment that I was living in from like 1997-2008. But I just know that that cannot happen as there is already somebody else living there.

I have also been trying to reconnect with some of my old internet friends with whom I have not had any chats with since 2009. Managed to find two of them on Facebook. Certainly seems to be them. Same name, same city, same age, same everything. Sent them a few messages last year but they never responded.

I have basically been cooped up in my bedroom for over half a year, going outside maybe once per month just to see my psychiatrist.

I really need something to do.

>tfw still in undergrad, living with my parents
I'm not working and my relatives can barely conceal their disdain for my parasitism. My parents don't mind but every time I see my uncle he asks if I'm working. "No, I'm a full-time student in a challenging STEM field (CS)." He gets livid and starts telling my mom that my granddad would never let somebody live in his house, eat his food, and not pay rent

I don't get it. I'm not hurting my parents, not really. I had a shitty retailcuck job before at Walgreens and that seemed to upset them much more than my being in school. And I'm not just sitting on my ass and drinking beer with my fraternity brothers like Uncle Chad was when he did his business degree. I'm taking fucking linear algebra.

>that guy that gets invited over for a night and stays a fucking week on your sofa
Just the sofa
Only the sofa
How is he not fused to the sofa?

Christ man. I tried that job once when I needed money over the holidays. 10 hours from 10 PM to 8AM, 14 bucks an hour. Only made it through one shift before calling it quits. Hellish experience, mostly because of the coworkers--methheads, niggers, and angry illegals yelling in broken spanish. I'd rather flip hamburgers than do that shit ever again

kek
ups?
i'm working there now on local sort.
loading 2 full trailers by myself every night for poverty wages
29 year old virgin, no hope
the american dream brother

you guys crack me the fuck up. how the fuck did you work there longer than 2 weeks? I quit after two weeks. that shit is literal slavery. i draw the line at overnight stocking in terms of physical/weight limits for a job. everything else is bullshit

Wondering whether I should go into uni today?

What field are you working in, user?

Surgery. I'm going to be left on my own overnight and weekends, I really hope nothing major ends up coming in or if it does I hope my bosses don't bail on me and leave me to do shit on my own.

Well is she single at least? If so, you might have a chance.

idk, there's nothing else to do i guess.
i'm just as miserable when i stay home all day

/hr retail garbage is the highest ive attained
Is that 2560 USD per month? Man you'd be a fucking millionaire in my country. Fuck you Americans.

I don't know where he lives but $16 an hour is unheard of where I am for retail.
I worked in retail and made $8 an hour.
He probably either lives in some soimetropolis in california or is just lying to make actual robots feel bad. There's a lot of that on Jow Forums these days. See the posts in this thread by the "surgeon"

>try instagram
>find a nice girl
>have no clue how to start a conversation
>she never looks at my stories
Man, I feel so clueless when it comes to social networks

>get memed into "practice girlfriend"
>she is fat and somehow has a flat chest
>she can't take sex more than twice a week
>I am addicted to sexual stimulation for several hours every day from my NEET days
>meanwhile, she gets tired from sex in around 10 minutes
I am seriously considering to leave her and go back to being single.

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>26
>live in a studio apartment
>addicted to cigs thanks to job I had when I was 16. Used to wash dishes and all everyone did was smoke
>quit for a while
>work as a laborfag at a local ship port
>everyone smokes
>fuckit.jpeg
>get to drive the big fucking crane thing to load containers onto ships.
>job is fun
>get paid
>buy cigarettes after work
>repeat x13 weeks
>realize I have no money after that because smoking
>fuck cigarettes
>all this ranting makes me want a cigarette
>mfw

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The other thread sunk already? Why don't they just let us sticky this thread since most of the board is garbage?

Because actual robots don't post here anymore it's all just 19 year old normalfags from the 2016 reddit invasion

How about you hang out with her while finding someone else?

I don't have an Instagram account but I don't think Instagram is for dating.

I know, I just can't seem to find girls I really like in real life/tinder, I usually get laid and move on.
The girl I was dating was super clingy too.

I live outside of washington D.C. Most dogshit jobs pay minimum 11/hr for perspective. I live rent free with my parents though

>I usually get laid and move on.
yeah fuck off

Its 2k after taxes per month

Cont.
>bought vape mod like pic related
>$78 for mod, tank, and batteries
>needed coils
>$15 for coil refill packs
>needed juice
>$15 a bottle for juice that doesn't taste like burning rubber
>packs of Mavericks cost $5 and my Zippo that I've had since I was 16 hasn't died on me yet
>why is vaping better?
>goes back to smoking b/c vaping was too expensive

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>do phd in chemistry
>advisor said not to look for jobs, instead do postdoc to be professor
>too lazy to figure things out for myself
>postdoc finished, turns out there are 10 applicants for every professorship
>unemployed
but at least ill have my degrees to keep me warm at night

man thats a whole lotta school for a whole lotta nothing! how much debt are you in?

I have a cybersecutiy degree that I have done nothing with and that should be on my wall but sits on my desk and I use it as a coaster for beer and monster.

How the fuck did all of you "robots" even manage to finish school?
I went to uni 3 times and dropped out each time because I would avoid class for months.
You're telling me you're a robot and managed to regularly attend your classes, study, and finish work as scheduled. Alrighty.

I didn't study. All my tests were multiple choice. I was on R9K during lectures when I should've been paying attention. Still got my degree coaster

For me, it took me 8 years to finish me bachelor's.

>27
>haven't fallen for a girl in years
>starting to develop a crush again
>almost immediately think how my interest in her will eventually crush me again

There goes the warm feeling... I was really hoping this shit wouldn't happen to me again.

No debt because scholarship for undergrad and PhD programs actually pay you (about $15-35k a year). Tbh after the second year, a phd program is more like a job than school. There's no classes, you just go to work 9-5 and do research

what do you do now?

this is my third strike so I hope I have my degree before 30.

I'm a steveador at a local port. I load containers onto ships

I'm convinced that there are no more newfag anons in the traditional sense. They're either normies or just incredibly unlikeable humourless bastards.

Jow Forums is well and truly dead.

Low chances to find a sex fiend that will let me thrust into her slowly for 60 minutes every other day. I also don't want to "cure" my sex addiction since it is harmless and a reliable way of to bombard my brain with dopamine. The only thing better than that is drugs, which are not my thing and mostly unhealthy.
I think I just need to convince my gf that I will be wanking every day to porn, and somehow make her not feel like shit...

I'm 29 living with mom and planning on going back next year.
I've noticed over the years that people's attitudes have changed with the passing of time. They used to listen to my plans with a mixture of interest and support. Now there's just a morose sadness and awkward patience.
I may no longer participate in this conversation because I must duly report for wage slaving. Farewell.
P.S. I solved 7 captchas in order to post this.

Not really that hard but I guess late millennials have to contend with the fact that the lone "genuis" type stereotype is dead in this era.

>P.S. I solved 7 captchas in order to post this.
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>incredibly unlikeable humourless bastards
there is a name for them, you know

Very aesthetic mouse movements senpai. I can tell we would be friends.

>They used to listen to my plans with a mixture of interest and support. Now there's just a morose sadness and awkward patience.

Oh shit yeah me too. Being the "smart" one did me no favours. Networking is far, far more important than "smarts" unless the thing you're doing is academic in nature and even then most things are collaborations.

>nudes
I'm the only one that can't get into these? like I just want to fuck not spend weeks with this shit.

How do I tell my gf I want her to lick my asshole?

Just force her to do it.

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Dropped out twice, changed schools three times, changed majors more times than I care to remember, a stint in the mental hospital, lots of therapy

Almost ten years since I graduated high school and I'm finishing up my BS next spring. You can do it user. It's harder for people like us but you can do it

>girl
>haha
>yes
>:)
>she usually starts the conversation
What the fuck does she want bros?

>mfw sticking to banging an ugly girl I know for quite a while because I lack the motivation to find a cuter one or find a commited relationship with someone because I'm a lazy fuck. I'm not ugly, I'm just awkward as fuck
Who here /underachiever/ ?

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>be 25
>became neet after finishing university due to depression and avpd
>started using r9k
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I don't even know what is going on anymore. I knew that everything was meaningless before but now everything feels meaningless.

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>work as a laborfag at a local ship port
>get to drive the big fucking crane thing to load containers onto ships.
As a 29 year old loser with no prospects working as a forklift operator in a shitty warehouse for slave wages, this always seemed like a similar but much more interesting area to be working in. How'd you get into it, and how's the pay?

One of my teeth just broke. I can't afford to fix them
I wanna die. Apparently 2x a day brush and little to no sugar isn't good enough

bumping for interest. this appears to be a pretty amusing form of wage slavery i could get into as well

my gf is a 7/10 while i'm an 8/10
the rating discrepancy is small but being the guy and objectively hotter than your gf is never comfortable
you're both always looking out for something nicer but also happy you have someone to be with who's close *enough* to your league

Myself having experience operating a forklift could be a head start.
If you don't have that experience please know I've had to sit through 2 years of shitty manual warehouse labor before I wormed my way onto one of those forklifts and got the company to pay for my license. That's usually how it starts: have no prospects, cave to wage slavery and do the shitty jobs, start doing other shitty jobs and learn to operate machinery, and get paid a few cents extra.

The difference isn't too big here though. I'm a 7/10 while she's a 3/10. I'm just such a lazy fuck and got content to having someone to bang.
I really need to be more ambitious and find someone better.

fair enough thanks for the info

take it to ur personal blog or to reddit ya fag

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>27 years old
>oldest woman I dated was 5 years older than me
Any tips on getting older women

why don't you tell your uncle to fuck himself? I'm 31 and still living with mom. None ever says anything about it. Maybe cos Im from a shithole in south america but still. computer science is cool and useful as fuck. You should tell him to fuck off dude.

Anyone else still live with their parent(s)? I feel like its the only thing holding me back from getting a gf right now. I work a full time job, its not a great job but I get paid 2.5x minimum wage in my state. I still can't afford a studio apartment. And my car is a 20 year old shitbox that is falling apart so I'm going to have to get what I can for it and get a newer shitbox, setting my savings back father. I have nobody to split rent with either. I know rent is cheaper in other parts of the US but i'd probably be making less money at the same job.

fugg off this place is about feels.You are the one that needs to go back.

How old are you? The thing is you're super lucky to have a place to stay and free food while you study, because a lot of us never had that luxury and had to go straight to wage cucking or somehow try to "study" and go to school while working full time.

The USA is an anglo nation, people look at you funny if you don't move out at 18, 22 would be pushing it. Its really bad for me because i'm italian descent and you stay at home until you're married in my parents culture, but not in my countries culture.

i am a fucking english teacher and a lot of my classmates are doing post graduate stuff. That shit is useless as fuck and it will get you nowhere. It should be considered a ponzi scheme

>Maybe cos Im from a shithole in south america but still
The fact that americans and some people from europe move when away from their parents houses when they are 18-22 makes me jelly as fuck.

Why? A large portion of them are stressed out and living paycheck to paycheck while subsiding on ramen noodles and peanut butter

telling your uncle to fuck off is not only going to give you instant release. It might also change your perspective dude. When I was 25 I met my high school bully at a bar. I hadn't seen him in at least 6 years. He was fat as fuck and looked miserable. I went to him and started pulling his rolls and calling him a fat piece of shit. He just stood there looking like a retard. I mean the high school chad. After that everything changed in my life. that doesn't mean that im an oustanding human being. but my self-perception changed dramatically. Sometimes the little things can change everything.

I don't know man, some of them even get cars at 17-22m here you need to be the son of some rich ass fuck family

i don't think people nowadays can move out in the us dude. The economy is fucked and a lot of young people carry horrific debt and have useless degrees. In my case I have a lot of friends who still live at home cos it's impossible to move out. The ones that are "independent" pay rent like dummies. In my case I saved my money and in september im buying cattle and starting to become a fucking cowboy. Its an excellent business here and I have land and everything. It's gonna be wild. While all my buddies are slaving and throwing their money away. Don't fall for social pressure if logic tells you otherwise. Marriage is the same shit.

i agree with you dude. Throwing away your cash for some "independence" its not worth it. My friends have zero savings and their only possessions are their cars and their fat gfs. Shit's dumb as fuck.

stay with your folks until you are able to be financially self sufficient. If not you will be fucked.

>Marriage is the same shit.
I want to belive anons here are not dumb enough to fall for the marriage meme.
I want to have kids somewhere but i'm having trouble finding decent women here in south america.

where dude? I'm from chile. I know some quality chicks but I wanna live a little first. there is no reason why I couldn't have kids later in life. My dad had my little brother when he was 55.

I don't know most people in the 21 - 25 bracket have moved out and very few 25+ live at home where I live. I feel like a massive loser, which I am, but damn I work a full time job that took some skill, job xp and pure luck to even land in the first place and I still can't afford.

27 and Uruguay, went to Santiago last year, shit is a lot cheaper than here.
Not sure how safe it is, I'm tired of being scared outside.
My problem with quality chicks is that you can't just wait forever, I've lost many because of the whole "I just wanna live a bit more"

>there could be literal scientists here

a tad unnerving tbqh

>26 years old
>not even on the last year of university
Picking a 6 years career was a mistake.

well to each their own. I have had long term relationships and shit does not fly with me. I m single now and I feel good. Things are not so good in santiago as there are a lot of "permanent tourists" there. I'm from the south and I live in an accomodated area. You should come.

theres nothing wrong with being a massive loser buddy what the fuck

well idk what to tell you. I could have done that shit a few years ago but opted out of it. Who cares what you do with your fucking life dude. The only one who really "cares" is your mom. The rest of people care only on a surface level. If you start succeeding people will turn pity to jealousy. Do what you wanna do.

Did you read the fucking OP? 25+

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all 3 of u are fags and that guys wall of text was pretty gay and self indulgent also not very worthy of many (You)s

>all these failed unifags

don't know how anyone can get to 25 with nothing to show for it except debt and useless degree (if it was ever finished) and not live in complete despair every day.

whats wrong with living in despair? everyone does to some degree, just loading themselves up distractions to stave it off.

Bros.... I just cried at the dinner table because my had to remind me how much of a loser I am.

what happened exactly user? gorgo

i'm not challenging about whether despair is that bad or not, i just dont get how people can sacrifice so much of their life for the opportunity to be worth less than when they turned 18. like some user yesterday was celebrating getting back into uni at 26 for a meme degree after failing multiple times with no work experience, i mean, good for him and there's a lot more time in your life than your 20s but fuck getting to your 30s with nothing

Yet you provide no contribution to this thread except "wahh waah u r a fag". That's understandable, seeing you are still in school and have nothing to talk about in a thread full of adults.

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listening to tweenmo music from my late teens

Which era here applies most to your innocent days before your life was ruined?

Early Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=q4ucQQvxGeg

Core Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=BrscrhNeNmk

Late Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=CoX6nypk0ss

Early Gen Y: youtube.com/watch?v=QBEY-TWBUsU

Core Gen Y: youtube.com/watch?v=0Bvg_EBpa-I

Late Gen Y: youtube.com/watch?v=yqMUrb9olOM

Early Gen Z: youtube.com/watch?v=PztmAXdDC0E

Core Gen Z: youtube.com/watch?v=FEqLy0-U4Rk

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For me, it's papa roach
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>It's time for a 25+ GENERAL!
hi

I watched 3 minutes of 1988, but we had different ads in uRope.
Late GenX or Xennial RPZ youtube.com/watch?v=W_MDeUBWeGE 1990

Nothing major. He just asked a question in condescending tone and reminded me that I've accomplished nothing for my age. He was implying that I enjoy being like this so I asked if thinks that I do. Normally I just ignore him because he doesn't understand my problems, but for some reason asking him that made me break down like a pussy.

my life wasn't ruined, it just happened to me and i refused to change it. the sad thing is every time i've stood up and really put effort into taking charge, good things happen, but i still find it very hard to do so