I wish i had a boyfriend to spend time with

I'm sorry but you don't exist.

The larp in this is strong and complete cringe.

Die retard, I'll kill you.

Ok where you at on the east coast??

What would your modah think talking like that?

WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY NICE BOYS FROM THE UK :(

Why can't you just shut the fuck up you fucking larper. You want attention so bad that it's fucking sad.

I'm sorry user, but you must have me confused. I'm a boy from the UK who wants a bf. If it was the allcaps that triggered you, then I'll be sure to tone it down in the future.

All the best

So what do you call home, cause cambridgeshire is full of obnoxious know-it-alls.

I've been to cambridge twice and it seems alright, but I only ever spoke to people I knew. I'm in the west midlands (region, not county), myself.

Yeah, I go to west midlands every now and then, pop by worcestershire to see the relatives and occaisionally walk the malverns. Pleasant enough when the houses aren't flooded.

I'm actually from Worcestershire, it's a nice place... albeit a bit boring.

Kill all the gays and the faggots. Tranny muties toooo!

gays and faggots are the same thing...

Oh really? Wow, and I thought all those allotments everywhere just made it look so bland. Tbf Cambs is dull for me as well, I've lived here all my life so I've seen all, done everything. About now though the city comes to life, tourists, punts on the river Cam and such.

>tfw no bf to spoil on dates

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user that's mean stop being mean, meanie

I suppose a lot of the country is pretty boring, when it comes down to it. I do quite like Worcestershire, but I can see why it wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea.

So... tell me a little about yourself, I guess?
you dont have to if you dont want to

I wish I had a friend to spend time with...

Well you've peaked my interest to say the least.
19, 6'0, 7" . I only do top and well I mostly play games or exercise. Have a real daddy bear sort of look, what about you?

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Either one is fine..

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I'm actually pretty similar to you physically, user... but I'm looking for someone a little shorter than me :/. Nothing against you personally, user!!

Yeah its fine lad, good luck on your search though.

>tfw femboy
>tfw no dom guys in the midwest willing to be my bf
;_;

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Stop being gay, 18 year old from California.
t. 18 year old from California

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>born in new-zealand
>5'4
>cute bois are all taken
i want to die

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I'm from New Zealand but I ain't cute lmao.

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Keep being gay, 18 year old from California
Don't listen to the 18 year old from California
t. 18 year old from California

be my gf please op

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>tfw from worcester
>way shorter than you
>but im only into other small, cute boys
ahahahahah get wrecked nerd.

Ok but you have to pay for my hormone therapy :3

Not him but where are you and how much does it cost per month. I want a gf (male)

but I wanna gf(female) D:

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dubs my dude good shittt

kek'd pretty hard user

Minnesota. I can move to you if you want. Do you know 2pax?

why does new zealand have all the cute girls? im in love with one who lives there and it kind of sucks with me being in the us.

I'm a 19 year old boy in California oWo

D-do you actually want to meet up?