Hello welcome to Jow Forums Starbucks! What can I get you today Mr Robot?

Please explain the screening process. Thank you.

ONE BIG MAC ONE KFC BUCKET O TENDIES ONE HOT DOG ONE DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARD AND A LOBSTER

Black coffee
No sugar
closest cup to 500ml you have

Imagine getting interviewed by this guy

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Can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh regular hot coffee? No cream, nigger flavor is fine.

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1 breast milk latte please, yes Ill wait

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MUST:
>be socially inept
>be freinly

MUST NOT:
>normie
>had/have stacey gf

normies get shitty drive thru service...

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>why cant real life restaurants be like this
I don't know, let's see

Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)20:58:27 No.4687350246873588
I was hoping I could get your number? ;)

>person feels uncomfortable but smiles, other people around just giggle but there's an anwkward vibe in the air

Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)20:58:35 No.4687350646873588
just fart into a cup and give it to me

>person just calls the police and everyone leaves the area

gimme instant black coffee no sugar

I-ill have what he's having

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well obviously she wouldnt have gotten hired at r9kbux if she wasnt willing to fart in a cup

only roasties go to starbucks

God if only, just imaging what I cant have is depressing. Maybe once VR gets good we can all chill at the Jow Forums cafe but even then Id imagine normies would flock and eventually kick us out like they always do.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, might you be a lost normie on his way to Fugbook?

I work at this chain, and we need customers like this. Too many customers think they are among friends when they walk in.

or their food could be *spiced* up if you catch my drift

I'm here fo muh coffee white bread

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Medium black coffee, no sugar, thx

*barges in front with 2 fat cunts kids*

I NEED FOORTEAN SUGAR CAKE , AND WHAT DO YU WHAN' KIDS

*the 2 snot covered faggots wipe the drool off there faces and ask for frosted bagels*

DA KIHDS WHANT DEM FROHSDED BAGELS

*you politely tell them that we don't sell frosted bagels but we do sell donu-*

GEHT Y'UR FUHKIN MANIGER

*The mangier comes out and promptly fires me for telling the consumer that the where infarct incorrect and that i should have given them there frosted bagels*

*look at the snotty brats and there i see"

*2 doughnuts*
Mfw

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Thats why theres Jow Forums starbucks

yea but im still not letting them in the restaurant...

y cant we make safespace like the normie lefties do... :'-(((

Me
>I'll have a black coffee
Her
>Black? Are you sure you don't want any milk?
Me
>Isn't that what black means? Why is it whenever I come in hear someone is trying to convince me to have milk in my coffee?! I don't want fucking milk. Do you think I'm too stupid and don't actually know what I'm ordering, because someone couldn't possibly not want milk in their coffee? So I'll say it one more time nice and clear and if any one of you fucks give me that dumbfounded look when I ask in the future, I'll just leave. BLACK COFFEE.

Anyone else know this feel?

>her
Uhhh sorry sir you and youre gf are gonna have to go use the drive thought

>literally everyone
origgnaal

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this would never happen at r9k starbucks cuz kids rnt allowed on r9k

Okey, this is ebic

It's not about faking niceness and going with the crowd every time you're in public. I agree we should all act more genuine and actually be ourselves and stop pretending while living in a society, but mentally challenged creeps who can't even think for themselves and that act "tfw no gf be my gf pls braaaaaap nice" need to forever live as an outcast and never be understood if that's all there is to them and their "genuineness."

>kids rnt allowed on r9k
They're just manlets, user

>her
Barista is "her" not the gf

A grande vanilla latte.

The name is Elliot.

>They're just manlets, user
Top kek

Pepe, please escort this normie to the parking lot

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yes sir, and would u like a gf with that order?

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r9kbux doesn't actually do coffee. That brown liquid is actually an enema freshly squeezed out her tight asshole. And the creamer is her discharge. That's why we hire pure virgins.

awesome rebutal. not like I expected any different

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ps, thank u pepe...

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>A grande vanilla latte.
>The name is Elliot.
He's back

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I'm talking about the staff. They always fucking ask me like three times. I didn't want to talk to you once but now you forcing me to repeat myself twice when it was very clear what I wanted the first time? Go fuck yourself. It's these young people who can't comprehend coffee without milk because they always have their faggy ice cream "coffees" which don't taste like coffee at all.

>boss were out of breast milk!
>no problemo

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yeah id like a pint glass of everclear

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I give it about 3 hours into opening day before someone jizzes into the steamed milk.

The art of joking is stifled at the expectation that other person can't take it. Uninteresting people are the standard. Someone genuine doesn't have to be disrespectful to someone's public image through sexual misconduct, but when the other person can see that they are dealing with a depraved person, they wouldn't be as quickly to take it upon themselves to get personally offended at the offending person's actions.

that would NOT be frienly... people like that wouldnt make it into the restaurant... not with pepe on guard

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McWage here
> Busy ass sunday afternoon
> Have to direct traffic in the carpark because people are too fucking retarded to park properly themselves or too busy on their phones to get in the right drive-thru lane
> going alright, busy but managable
> suddenly four buses arrive and park in the drive-thru temporary bays
> don't fucking think so, its going to cause chaos
> tell them to get the fuck moving, I need these bays for parked orders
> some fucking asian guys respond in their nip language, blatantly ignore me and unleash 250 slanty eyed gook teenagers into my store
> they all order ridiculously expensive orders, production grinds to an absolute standstill
> for over 40 minutes we are forced to cater to these wealthy exchange students being nitpicky assholes and demanding their food is served before anyone elses
> can't park waiting car orders, every bay is taken
> dickheads park in the middle of the carpark waiting for their food creating complete deadlock traffic
> horns beeping, people can't get in or out, getting screamed at for their food
> all the while these shit-eating gooks are happily eating about 10 items each and giggling
> finally they leave after I am threatened with stabbings about 17 times since the asian invasion delayed their order by up to an hour
> turns out they pissed up the toilet walls and cut into table wood with their shitty language

goddamn I hate the chinese

c c c c an i get umm a venti umm coffee black......i mean.... can i g g get a a umm black coffee?

-yeah thats $500

ummmm o oo okay *swipes card*

yes ill have one monster please... im fresh out

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regular water please thank you very much I don't tip because we're in Slav land where people get paid the same as everybody else

every fucking time with anything
STOP FUCKING ASKING ME IF I MEANT TO SAY WHAT I SAID. IM NOT INCOMPETENT

On the server side of things, if you actually say italian type and sizes when its not shown in advertisement, you are a cocksucker.

I do not have the interest in remembering what a Marocchino piccola is.

>hello Im here for the jo-
>shh no talkie
>...

C...Can I-I g..green tea?

Do you want milk in that?

Mfw green tea with milk

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I can't fucking stand slants.
>Work at a 3D printing manufacturing company as a janitor
>Chinese "investors" arrive
>They sit in the board room and smell terrible
>They absolutely destroy my bathrooms and one even shit in the trash can
>Park wherever the fuck they feel like
>Put their greasy dog beaters all over my windows
>The grease is so thick that it takes me several attempts to completely remove it
>Boogers all over the fucking tables and chairs

We need someone to draw a normie dectecter

Whats a dog beater?

what the actual fuck is wrong with the chinese

even the grimest of english chavs or the most inbred american have better manners then these soulless sacks of meat

Easy, place a picture of that new "days without sex" meme in the front door and kick out anyone who doesn't roll their eyes in immediate disgust at normies

You know, those little nubs they call hands and use to beat dogs with.

That sounds like such an American problem

PSA: Twitter NORMIES have illegally stolen Wizardhood memes and twisted it to their own disgusting ends

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The Chinese are as close to insects as humans can get.

frick off this is a safespace... now im triggered...

fucking faggots need to leave me and my cuck hood alone

Do..do you accept GDP/BTC

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Is that like dogecoins? O M G, I LOVE doge Sorry, sir, we only accept real money here.

NORMIE ALERT GET THE GUARDS

youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs

NORIMO DELENDO

Sir, you haven't placed an order yet. I'm going to have to ask you to step aside and let faster customers through first.

>1.5M views
Haha I LOVE memes!

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>monetized stolen vocaroo clips
>1.5M views
>normies instead of normalfags

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I WANT MY CUP OF FUTA CUMMIES NYOW

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they don't know how to poo in liu

Im detecting significant profits from Jow Forums starbucks, how long until we go public?

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A...strong...black...coffee...I'm classy like that

sir...it...costs...money to get that

grande coffee black, sure you can leave room for cream in it but it won't be enough room and i'll be dumping some coffee in your trashcan, thanks bitch enjoy your minimum wage