Tell me racist jokes

Why are aspirins white? Because they work.

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What do you call a black woman who always gets an abortion?
A crime stopper

why was the two year old african child having a tantrum?
It was having a midlife crisis.

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What do you call a Somali with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

if I paint my computer black, will it run faster or quit working?

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Black?

A Nigger that's too lazy to steal

Whats the difference between a nigger and a jew? The jew hasn't taken a good shower since the 40's, the nigger has never taken a shower.

What do you call an employed nigger?
Mixed

How many niggers does it take to destroy society?

All of them.

How long does it take for a nigger to take out a trash? 9 months

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How are niggers like bikes?
They only work with a chain on them.

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Whats a difference between a dog shit and a nigger. Dog shit becomes white and stops stinking after a while.

What do ypu get when you put a nigger on a chain? Blues.

how do you fit 50 jews in a VW?

2 in the back and 48 in the ash tray.

What is a total rehab? When nazis start turnin soaps into jews

What is the difference between a black and a tire?

When you put chains on the tire, it doesn't start singing jazz

old one but very solid.
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What do jewish pedophiles say to lure kids?
"Would you like to buy a candy?"

What do Niggers do after sex?
15 years to life.

how many jews fit in a car ? 2 in the front 3 in the back 100 in the ash tray

do you know sudanese cuisine?no? neither to they

why do flies have wings ? to reach the garbage before niggers.

Thanks Pekka and Hanz. Haven't heard those yet and they are decent.

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How do ethiopians travel the world? They fax themselves.

What did the boy with no hands get for xmass?
cancer

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classic

You know, the Chinese beat the Americans to the moon, just take one Chinese and stack him on top of another until you get there.

why do niggers cry during sex ? the mace

>Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

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*Police breaks down door*

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start

A mexican and a nigger arr in a car. Whis driving? A cop

what is fastest animal in the world? -ethiopian chicken. how do you kill 500 flies at once? -smack an ethopian in the facs with a frying pan.

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers

How do you do a tittfuck on a 12 years old? kick the thorax in

What u get when mixing gorilla and a nigger? A dumb gorilla.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounde

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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>What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
The table can support a family.

what is worst part of being a nigger jew? - having to sit in the back of the oven.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin

Dumping...

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what do you call a white man with a black man?
>victim

what do you call a white man with 10 black men
>coach

what do you call a white man with 100 black men
>warden

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A niglet dies and goes to heaven. He asks god if he's an angel.
God says "no nigger, you're a bat"

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what do you call a white man with 1000 black men ? an auctioneer

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What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
The auctioneer

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Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

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lol wtf?

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails

Whats a nigger doing with a blank paper? Reading his rights

What do you call a black man?
A nigger.

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What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke

Why jews smell so bad? they're still afraid of showers
If you throw a jew and a nigger from a 10th floor, who hits the floor first? the nigger, since chains are heavier than ash
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza won't scream if you put it in the oven
What's white on top and black at the bottom? socieity
What's the difference between santa claus and the jews? santa claus enters from the chimney, the jews come out of it

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Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check

Why do niggers work at Taco Bell?
Because if they worked at KFC there'd be no chicken left.

What did the little black boy get for his birthday?

Your bike

What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life

What do you call a spic pool party?
Bean dip.

Why doesn't Mexico win any Olympic golds?
'Cause all the ones that can run, swim, or jump are Americans now.

>What's white on top and black at the bottom? socieity
Nice

What's 6 feet tall and says ho-de-do?


a black guy running for an elevator

How do you call a rich nigger? A thief.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him

what runs up walls and kills jews? gas pipes

What's big, round and hates the jews?
A whole world.

How do find the richest mexican?
Throw a quarter over the wall.

Who's the richest mexican after a week?
The guy who killed the guy with the quarter.

Who is the most famous L.A. Dodger?

OJ simpson

Pictures are worth 1000 words.

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why are niggers rarely astronauts ? their lips pop after 50k feet

Why did the black Jew survive the holocaust?
Never took a shower

When I went to town, I saw a nigger with a bike. I rushed home, thinking it was mine, but mine was still picking

What's the only white thing a nigger has? An owner

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What do you call when a nigger is having sex? A rape

Two niggers are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The niggers decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first nig will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.

The first chimp goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A FUCKING JOB NIGGER!"

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how do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

put ranch on it

upboat.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards

Anybody notice how there’s no britts in this thread? The Chesterham Anti-hate Council must have sensored this thread.

The alternative I used to tell is how long does it take a nigger to take a shit? 9 months

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny

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Why cant mexicans grill. Because the beans fall through the grill

Both are beautiful

What do you call a nigger with no arms and no legs? A nightcrawler