>rewatch the harry potter movies
>fall in love with hermione
>imagine life in the wizard world
>dating hermione and become best friends with the trio
>pureblood in slytherin
>chaser on the quidditch team
>in the slug club for my proficiency in potions and defence against the dark arts and quidditch skill
>tfw it will never be real
>i will never meet dumbledore, hagrid, fred/george, dobby
>will never fight malfoy for insulting my muggleborn gf
>will never be able to eat bertie botts every flavored beans and chocolate frogs
>will never go to hogsmeade for a butterbeer
>will never be able to secretly study the dark arts
>will never join dumbledores army and save the world with my friends
>will never get married and start a family with hermione as she becomes minister of magic and i the defence against the dark arts professor and head of slytherin house
>none of it exists
>i'll always just be a filthy muggle
it hurts. why cant i just avada kedavra myself.
Rewatch the harry potter movies
just rape a redhead
protip: magic is real
>none of it exists
That's right, user, keep taking Obliviate pill.
>hermione
Hmmm, not bad, but best girl Luna is superior to her.
>he's not a virgin
>he'll never go to hogwarts
sucks to be you, chad.
Close but off by one
fuck off mudblood
Chamber of Secrets Hermione is the best and most headpattable Hermione.
something something her secret chamber.
SEVENTEEN BONE WRAITHS.
Nice, a fellow /aryanmasterrace/ here
While this did make me exhale through my nose, please do not lewd the Hermione.
>pureblood in slytherin
>dating hermione and become best friends with the trio
>will never join dumbledores army
something here doesnt add up
>>will never be able to eat bertie botts every flavored beans and chocolate frogs
we have those things irl.
>dumbledores army
>dark arts
Wrong. WT Hermione is literally the best waifu. If only we could impregnate her.
is that one Fred or is that George?
>will never be able to eat bertie botts every flavored beans and chocolate frogs
>will never go to hogsmeade for a butterbeer
Just go to universal dude
>>will never be able to eat bertie botts every flavored beans and chocolate frogs
You do realize they sell those at Barnes and Noble, right? The beans are shit, they have more terrible flavors than good ones. The sausage flavor tasted like chimney soot, made me nearly throw up. Chocolate frogs are good, though.
Harry Potter is for leftist whores and faggots
Based on your thread I assume you're the latter
>pureblood slytherin
>member of dumbledore's army
>marrying a muggle born
fuck off you stupid edgy faggot did you even read the books? no of course you didn't you only watched the faggot movies because you're a fucking faggot
you fucking dirty ass jew i bet you like sucking dick as well
Go fuck yourself man
That is Ginny and you know it
malfoy should've been a girl and secondary protagonist with their own pov
Lets be real, the story in Harry Potter is utter shit. What people fell in love with is the world building.
How could you fall in love with this?
But I liked the story, Harry getting locked in his room/cupboard and treated like shit was similar to my situation. The only part I couldn't relate to was him having friends and a gf, and him being talented at stuff.
I would be the student who gets expelled for rampant butterbeer addiction.