Guys, i heard my sister walk in with a guy

Do it. Show them who's the lord of the manor lmao

>Show them who's the lord of the manor lmao

kek

door locked, looks like i'm a cuck now.

start thrashing the fucking door

Get some Starbucks to calm your nerves. Triple vanilla latte.

yeah youll be fine just be sure to finish before the police come, theyll lock you up as soon as theyre done with her.

I hope the guy's name is Cj

Fuck chads sister and if that doesn't get the message across fuck him instead

You can simply walk in. I'm guessing your way older, and you already stated that they're underage, so the guy is going to be either scared and/or very nervous and even pissed.
It's always like that. If you walked in he's probably going to be scared of you and act like a massive beta. Afterwards he might get pissed at your sister because her brother scared him, and be a dick to her. Then, she'll be mad at you for that and hate you.

No need for a bat at all. and a simple "I'll be taking care of you" or "Dad told me to look after you" is going to damage the promiscuity in the enviroment.
You're going to be fine, senpai.

Just knock, and this

they aren't fucking 13 they are like 16-17. I'm not a tough guy so i need the bat, i also need to shake him with sheer verocity and make him scram, then i'm going to whip my sister with my shillelagh for punishment.

MAXTISM

why do robots care so much about what their sisters do? jealous you're not the one fucking your sister?

i'm a beta, i have very little gall to work with, adrenaline will help me be ferosious with the bat.

she's never introduced him. So i don't know him. I will wait for him by the door with the bat. And when i see him i may kill him legally as he is an intruder.

Don't worry. Boyfriends are always scared of big brothers, even if you're not though or menacing at all. The only thing you need to have is a protective attitude. It simply puts pressure on the guy, no matter how beta you may be (just an example).
Also, your sister will feel it too, and may feel uncomfortable. You'll ruin sex, if that's what you're looking for.

Doesn't matter if you surprise them or not, if you gravely assault another human being you'll go to jail, it's illegal, that's how the legal system works.

Imagine being this much of an autistic assblasted incel faggot.

You were never going to fuck baby sis user. We all know thats what this is about. Consider suicide

Steal your sisters heart and then have sex with her. Let him catch you both. That ought to teach him a lesson about fucking your sister

Post some pics for proof first

Canada is gonna be headed there soon with Trudeau as PM. I think everyone can agree that he's beta.

Quite clearly. They have jacked to so much incest porn and built up fantasies of muh submissive young woman who hasnt hit muh wall that they fantasize about their sisters. Then when a lil Chad comes and fills little Sarah with his piping hot cum, it feels like a personal attack.

If OP had any integrity he would just kill himself

i can't find them.

they got away.

>jealous you're not the one fucking your sister?

Yea, actually I am. Faggot.

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kek stop impersonating me. You don't want to be me.

they are gone now but please what about

>Go in with a bucket of cold water
>Throw it on them
Or release stink bombs in her room. Only problem is that it might affect you as well. So maybe just fuck his sister.

walk in with a butt plug jacked all the way up your colon and do a mario ground pound on them

Are you home alone besides them? You said they're under 18, so I'm assuming you're older, so you should just make sure they don't even get in the house next time.
Also, they're gone? They just left? Then they maybe didn't fuck.

If they're gone, why does it matter any more?

There is always tomorrow OP. Then you can conquest your sister

for future reference.

You're such a pussy, OP. Her boyfriend would probably fuck you up if you tried anything.

motherfucker i'm a robot. Why are you stating the obvious we all know im a pussy. But don't underestimate what i can do under enough stress.

It's not just that you're a robot. It's that ypu're scared of your sister's sexuality and took to the internet to try and find something to do about it. You probably look like a Lord of the Rings character. I'm just trying to save you an ass kicking. We've all got problems. I got run over by an SUV last week. Just deal with it.

>I got run over by an SUV last week
You should be dead

It fucked me up really bad. My left leg is mangled and needs to be amputated.

I went through a windshield at 3 am and I don't give a fuck.

I don't care. That means nothing to me. You sound like a pussy.

Play them some music, perhaps limp biskit

break the fucking door or ur a cuck

I may not do anything out of smartness but I will never deal with how fucked my life is, I will never accept my weakness, I will never surrender to it and embrace the soi life. I will hate and self loath and be bitter about it with my fists clenched until the bitter end of my pathetic life.

>sister has a boyfriend
>be happy for her

>sister has casual sex or flirts in front of me
>get mad

Why?

>in front of you

Do you at lest fap to it?

reminds you of what you can't get, at least is not your crush the one being hugged or flirted cringy past i want to forget

I don't think I could stand that.
I unironically yell at my own mother for wearing sweat pants.
I'm in the right though.

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Sounds about right, but why don't I care now that she has a bf?

Sorry about your crush user.