Ask a roastie that escaped r9k for a year before coming back anything

colorado, I moved a few months ago but I'm moving again to go to school and get my bachelor's in early education

no I just said that to convince you. Let's talk a bit, I want female attention. On email or something.

Thats pretty cool I lived in Denver for a few years. How did you escape and why are you back now?

>hannah
i dont remember you from before but as a firm believer that someones name helps shape their personality, i would really like to get to know you.

im still living in Colorado! I love it a lot, hiking has finally made me like exercise and hopefully i can lose weight before i move back to Florida. I won't be moving for another 3-4 months unfortunately

what does the name Hannah seem like? ive always thought my name made me seem boring and ugly

fuck off she's mine REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like hiking too, what are you moving back to florida for? also how much do you weigh?

Thats fun. I have a lot of family in florida so i go there pretty regularly. But I meant how did you escape r9k and why are you back here

i haven't weighed myself in months actually, so I have no idea, but im a size 2. i really should be a 0 though because of my build, so im a lil chub sadly

outgoing, a bit of self esteem problem but made up for by putting on a mask of confidence, a fair balance between adventurous and homebody, a little crazy, a little kinky...
any of those match you?

>chub

ew gross,

other user, you can have her.

>size 2
>chub
uh, im ok with this

i ended up getting a job/moving and just trying to improve my life in general. it was really great for awhile, i dress well and take care of myself and ended up making a ton of reallt great friends. but everything kinda fell off in the past month and I'm at a low point again. so I'm back! living my sad life to the fullest

this is really really on the nose, to the point that you HAVE to know me. I have no idea how you could've guessed that otherwise

a name helps shape a personality. i swear i dont know you. i dont know anyone from colorado or florida. but i wouldnt mind getting to know you.

bud, I hate to break it to you, but none of the biological females on here are gonna be cute

they dont have to be cute, user, they only have to be 'cute enough'

I want to get to anyone who can tell that much from a name. does your name suit you?

Sorry that sucks. I kinda go through the same cycle myself over and over. You could always use bumble or something that usually at least improves my morale

i dont know. ive never dated anyone with my name :p
kik, discord, email?

what's cute enough?? pls don't say ciara

Why do you caII yourseIf a roastie?

cute enough that she's not a turn off. girls need to be wanted. so she has to be attractive enuf that i genuinely want her. i dont have a good example to use rite now

what's bumble??

i learned my lesson last year not to be a attention whore and post contact info, but if you post yours I'll reach out!

spending enough time on here as a girl makes you self loathing. but im not actually a whore or anything like that, just know my place here

I always like learning what people find attractive though, makes being social easier to navigate if you know what's likeable

also, OP, why do you call yourself a roastie? do you have protruding inner labia? because i really like those

discord is Simple_2010_life # 8179

do girls actually self hate when they browse here? i don't think i would, i can hardly find any solid misogynistic content that a woman would identify with

I don't!! or at least I don't think so

I don't go down there and I haven't done anything to get one (even though I'm pretty sure the roastie meme is fake, I'm playing it safe)

oh well. i can love innies too

it's not misogyny, thats all bait and only tumblrbots fall for that stuff. it's just seeing all the pretty girls getting orbited on here and realizing you'll never compare

It means you have a pudendum with the likeness of a roast beef sandwich

why do women act as if it's the norm to have attractive girl privilege and whine about somehow changing societal standards to redistribute male attention even though the ugliest of them likely receive more attention that any male? have no sympathy for women who feel entitled to a norm that surpasses what any guy would ever feel justified in being entitled to

Heres a (You), after a year I'm sure you'll need every one you can get

>pudendum
what means this?

>this is really really on the nose, to the point that you HAVE to know me
I feel something growing inside me, it's my misogyny. Why are all women idiots?

who are you even mad at brother
roasties and brobots are all just trying to get attention. we're desperate out here

I'm just dumb enough to think my personality is original. obviously not

women feel entitled to being treated like 6+s automatically and having a buffet of men when robots simply ~want~ to not be social outcasts

It's phrased vaguely enough so it matches everyone and you fill in the actual information. It's what horoscopes do.

most people have never heard or even considered my theory about a name shaping a personality. dont feel bad.

actually no. i described an ex of mine whose name was hannah desu.

you're under the impression that I'm just looking for praise and orbiters, but I just want to be in a group of equally miserable and lonely people again

Read what you wrote, it said nothing. You're delusional like the people who think they communicate with the dead. Names do affect people, that's not even a new thought but you don't have the slightest idea how it works or what specific traits are associated with what names.
>outgoing
Statement made
> a bit of self esteem problem
Previous statement negated so only information left is what reader provides.
>but made up for by putting on a mask of confidence
Again negate previous statement to make absolutely sure no information is conveyed.
>a fair balance between adventurous and homebody
Everyone tries to balance, again no information, no specifics.
>a little crazy, a little kinky...
Like everyone.

It means your gonads, your pusua, your punani.

This is all true except being outgoing negating being insecure? you don't have to be confident to be friendly, just really optimistic

youre reading way too much into this, user. look among people who share the same name. if you spend enough time with them, you will see patterns and similarities. its that simple. this isnt horoscope generality stuff.

>Everyone tries to balance
No, they really fucking don't.

The stuff about self-esteem gives an excuse for not being outgoing in some situations so it let's the outgoing claim match almost anyone. You're right that it's the only claim not completely negated.
I actually think Hannah's might be more inclined to be outgoing but you're still a delusional retard.

The actual documented facts show that both the fat roastie that spends all her time eating cheetos and the stacey whore who goes skiing 5 times a week thinks "a fair balance between adventurous and homebody" is an uncannily accurate description of themselves. Just look up studies on horoscopes.

>Just look up studies on horoscopes.
yeah ill get right on that

i never had balance before, now im usually only home to sleep, but at some point the "balance" point is true for everyone. but usually not people on here

>now im usually only home to sleep
thats not balanced, at least not yet

are you bIonde?

working 50+ hours a week and living next to 6 parks will do that, but I figure if I get a full 7 hours every night, that it's balanced?

Do you like getting your ass eaten? I'm considering eating my gf's and I wonder if it's all it's cracked up to be for the gril
t. cyborg

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I am now! I used to be brunette with bangs, back when I used Jow Forums regularly

>working 50+ hours a week
been there, done that, would not recommend

never done anything even remotely close to it, but go at it kid. come back with reviews

it's pretty awful, but when you're the only person at your job, you have no choice

>when you're the only person at your job,
self employed?

nope! front desk at a hotel. unless it's the morning shift, I'm the only staff in the entire hotel. a little scary but you get good hours

are you 19-22?

just turned 19 yesterday, so yes! just made it

great, see me through skype (my ID is "piledrivergoblin") for more divinations

I don't use skype! and I've learned that my personality is very easy to guess as it is, unfortunately

IoI

nice trips btw

Some here might try to make robots feel a little better. But most people probably hate themselves on this board.

If you are an actual roastie and nor just a woman you need to repent

Stop it. Get some help. This place is killing you.

i dont think I'll get addicted like I did before, this board hasn't changed much so it's nothing new to me

This isn't even attention whoring per se, the reason it wrinkles my nose is how OP is pretty much using her vag to entice guys into talking to her and the entire conversation is disingenuous.
They're here making conversation so they can lead it up to this
And they can swap info with a girl.
That's the only reason there was any conversation here.
Its essentially a simulated conversation, its like some trying to get friendly with a drug dealer so they can get a free line of coke, its only motivated ulteriorly.
But OP is completely fine with that and is happy to use it so she can fulfill her urge to socialise.
She's being willfully blind to the fact that she used a cheap lure to get people ITT talking to her.
She might not be wearing a trip and using emotes but she's still being an underhanded cunt.

why is it a bad thing to want to swap info? if conversations here are shallow, why wouldn't a one on one conversation be an improvement?

I wouldn't say that swapping info bad but they're right that it's kind of a cheap lure for conversation. It is enticing lonely men to respond because of the chance it's actually a woman that'll talk back instead of leave them.

Gimmee a fuckin break, no one adds someone on Skype to have a better conversation, they do it to talk to people with tits and pussies that they just might get to see if they converse for long enough. Your attempt to appear innocent in doing this should be enough to make any sensible girl's skin crawl.

that's the reason I don't have a Skype, but you're probably still right. I don't think any sensible girl would be on r9k to start with. but I hope youre happy on other threads!

at least she was honest about calling herself a roastie

I once added a girl to my skype from one of these thread believe it or not

She ended up being incredibly boring and stopped talking to them in about one and a half days

She was good looking.... but as boring as a "basic bitch" can get

Are you going to keep being cheap and making imagurl threads?

Give me your contact info senpai

nope! I don't like threads like this, but it's easy and I wanted to make conversation for a bit. im just going to go back to not posting, so don't worry

Wow, you call yourself a roastie AND you don't like the kinds of cheap threads you just made?
Its almost like you're saying anything you can think of to fit in!
How nauseating!