Hi robots, no bait

Not him but majority of the time the girls you find off Jow Forums and discord are
>guy larping
>girl (male)
>deranged as fuck

Not always of course but majority of the time in my experience.

Why do you have that photo, you some kinda homo?

>deranged as fuck and in a relationship
fixed

I'm jaded and hateful.
Please fug off.

A reward for nice anons ;)
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Why do I just want to fucking strangle you

I'm a 24 year old NEET and want be your bf. If you're a female(female) and not female(male) please post discord

How orginalIy oId are you ???

i miss the days when we harassed larpers into deleting their shitty threads
clearly a faggot and a male

but user there ARE qt girls browsing Jow Forums (brooke)

let me lick your asshole please

My family has a pretty good garden here. Need to weed but the fig tree is fruiting. I have to figure out a way to keep the birds from eating all the figs before they ripen enough to pick. They're pleasant to hear in the morning when I wake up but they eat like locusts. I just got a electronic pen for my Surface 4 and am planning to start drawing again. It's been a very long time since I have drawn anything and I didn't have much technique to start with. I can draw a good 3/4 head though so I've got that going for me. I really like anime so it would be nice to eventually get good enough for fan art.

I hope you get raped

c

well i'm not a robot at all unless you count the fact that i go to this board. I'm slightly obese but I've been losing weight steadily all year (down 35 lbs, only 40 to go). I work as a software engineer and since I moved I've been working up a social life. I play mtg and I'm working on having a consistent, good playgroup of people, and I've hosted multiple drafts at my house. I've found work for a few of my friends who are completely destitute, and I'm knitting dicebags like the one in pic related for a few other folks in my play group who really liked mine.

I'm 25 years old and 5'9, living in New England somewhere, kind of a handsome face, and I'm very busy with life, so if you wanted to talk to me, I think you would have to go out of your way to start the conversation more often than not.

>disbeliever
sad

Somewhere in the range between 18-35.
Location doesn't matter, because i can travel.
He has to be a virgin, not deformed, not ill, and a nice kind hearthed and fun person. Oh yeah and male (male).

I'm kinda bisexual. I would definetly finger the girl in OP pic.

Who knows user, maybe all you need is someone to love you in order to fix yourself.

That makes me horny

25

female(female)
Do you want a mommy gf?
Tell me something more about yourself, that description is very generic.

Exactly. Sadly, most current virgin bots can't resist the temptation of a random girl. You guys just fall for a random attention whore, something that gets really clear once you remember the pic she posted for people to notice her is a fucking nude hot chick with only the nipples censored.

oh original me, i forgot to upload the photo

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post your discord pIease

Go back to china you ugly ass fucking chink

I'm a skinny british 20 year old

I hope you poor desperate loosers don't fall for this, it doesn't matter if it's a girl or not posting this. It's bait either way.

>"femanon" thread
>no mention of Chad

Shes clearly not asian you fucking retard

It's you... Oh my, I can't believe it's you.

I am just a random guy you talked to some months ago. I fell for that voice, and I even made a thread asking for more info (somebody linked me to your Asagao Academy video).

Seriously, I don't want to sound weird, but I really enjoy your voice (even if some people consider it fake).

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>rainstorm
>closest rain to me is easteurope
RIP.
Well, a nice voice anyway. GL with that garden.

>Hi robots, no bait.
>doubt

>I'm kinda bisexual.

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who wants to fight to the death
like a battle royal style
the winner can get a kiss from op but mostly it's just for the fun of it
we can all meet at a specified location at a specified date
you get to bring any type of weapon you want expect firearms becauase that would ruin the fun get your katanas out weaboo robots
should be fun
also hope you get to have your garden op

please let me drink your pee femanon

it's fucking enraging.
(look at this pathetic faggot)
(no, look at THIS pathetic faggot)
all of these whiteknight retards need to kill themselves right now.

You can drink my pee pilgrim

I'm a 5'2" 250 lb 45 year old man looking for love. I promise that my mom will make us food if you stay with me in my room, and I can finally put away my waifus in favor of irl girl.

>He has to be a virgin
What if I haven't had sex in 8 years

pilgrim? what?
are you a girl?

i've met a few girls like this

like olivia/ollie or brianna?

>Do you want a mommy gf?
uhm do you want me to marry you?

Well I'm just about sold

He is whatever you want him to be sweetie :^>

>slut fembot is glad her dad died
wow

>tfw I've met both those girls

Wanna be frens on discord?

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nowhere close to a virgin, but i'm fairly attractive, have a good personality, record music and am working as an engineer making good money

discord?

Why do you have a pic of that girl
did you masturbate to it

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this is a low quality bait why would OP have a naked girl picture? if OP really was a girl she wouldnt have a picture like that hanging around her PC unless she was lesbian checkmate larping faggot.

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>Inb4 no i'm not the girl in Op pic
bye

Why do you want a boyfriend from the dumpster of mental illness that is r9k?

>"wow that thump looks perfec..."
>open and see nosering
FUUUUUCK!

sorry if i ruined your fap user

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have you heard of bisexuals?

So 2/3rds you're not actually talking to women so how is it women fucking you over?

>nowhere close to a virgin but i'm fairly attractive,have a good personality,making good money as an engineer
Are you a literal braindead?Why in the fuck would you come in here?You have nothing in common with anyone from this place.Holy shit you people are actually disgusting.
Disc?

You are irish?

vocaroo.com/i/s0o4SypWFsqP

>Somewhere in the range between 18-35.

So how old are you?

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*are you*
374876

>I'm kinda bisexual
Well hello thar

just going to interject
I am irish

Hmm so THIS is how females collect orbiters
Make a "teehee I'm a girl" thread and then drop their discord once enough subjects have shown interest.
Surely she will talk to all of you robots and give you each her undivided attention ;^)

44 and chatting up fembots unless they state different wishes as this one did
Cry moar.

Cute voice op.Any approximate whereabouts?Are you a burger?

OP here, if you want this is how you can contact me originally
beepbuup#9611

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>tfw op won't accept your friend request
Fuck you femanons,hope you rot in hell,same shit happened with brooke a while ago.

Have you used this site before or is it your first time here?

Have you dated a robot in the past?

This is literal bait
Fuck you OP you're just an attention whore
I can't trust anybody who would casually drop their discord like that
That means they're after orbiters and LOTS of them

ive been here since '10. i dont know why i keep coming back
and no, i have not dated a robot in the past as irish robots are rare

Every night I think about killing myself and the only reason why I don't is because I don't want to leave behind a mess for other people to clean up.

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ironically this
unironically though

vocaroo.com/i/s0pQVraLX0R5

77 replies in 1 hour
Happens every time you let foids into your community, betas will orbit them and the quality turns to shit

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Sorry, so I'm confusing you with someone else. I thought you were another Irish girl who frequented this board. You two are the same age and live in the same country, but the other girl dated a robot in the past and they ended up because he did not want to visit her in Ireland.

im not even a grill m8
i came into a bait thread and saw someone ask if they're irish

please let me lick your irish butthole

see its a swamp down there that i dont even visit

Eventually I'll be pic related but for now I'm just here to take care of my cats.

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Are you a virgin?

origigigigigi

iktf my bro
iktf

Why do that? I'm looking for this fembot for 3 days.

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>Why do that?
i came into a bait thread and saw someone ask if they're irish
>I'm looking for this fembot for 3 days.
>on Jow Forums
you newfags are something special

I think I hate betas even more than f*moids.

It's been like this for a while. I just moved somewhere else with my family though. Might be able to improve myself with a fresh start. At least to a point where thinking about suicide isn't a daily occurrence.

if you stopped talking so much i would consider being your bf

how are most of these anons whiteknighting? they're mostly just asking for contact or more personal info

oh just fuck off you stupid bitch. you could have fucking any man if you came onto him you fucking slag. just because you pretend to fit in here doesnt mean you do. you're a fucking piece of human scum, you act like you're one of us but you're the ones subjecting us to this fucking torture you stupid roastie bitch. you wouldn't fuck a single one of us if you actually saw us, so stop fucking pretenidng and just FUCK off you STUPID WHORE

chad robot coming through, 26 years of age. Are you still there bb? pic related is me, am still pure. reply if interested qt.

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Look at that woman in the OP, her body, damn. I mean, men are still horny as anything and screw each other over all the time. But, man, it's such a great achievement that at least parts of our society manage to not kill each other over that. I know that if I could, I'd go full attila for that, me and my hordes would be murdering all of you and sticking your heads on pikes so you don't ever get to my harem full of that. No wonder King Solomon had like 700 wives. If you could have 700 times that, man, would you share?

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Holy fucking shit, pathetic if real and not a bait.

post body robot. will suck your dick if you have meaner traps than me.

You're macking on a -supposed- girl from r9k, no one cares about your muscles.

your body does not look good

Would talk as britbong but be 300 pounds, so its not likely to end up anywhere