Why don't dicklets just use a strap-on during sex?

Why don't dicklets just use a strap-on during sex?

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>cuckolding yourself

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I actually would if my gf would be up for it. My 10cm pencildick ain't gonna cut it.

What about putting your dick in a fleshlight, and then inserting the fleshlight in her?

i do, b-but my gf has the strapon

Truly patrician user.

That guy isn't even a dicklet though, probably just got erectile dysfunction and is trying to keep his gf from leaving him.

The one true way to fuck

r-really? 0///0

Why WOULDN'T it be the one true way to fuck?

Any tips bro?
I think I found something.

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fucking go for it my dude, let her tap you

Why does this turn me on?

oregano

most likely because you're a fucking faggot

no u

oreganoo

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because i'm not gay.

>organic produce

>turned on by strapping a big black plastic dick to his stomach and using it to fuck his gf while his real dick hangs limp and useless
>calls other people faggots
nah m8 you're most def the primary faggot here

I dunno man I just like it but I just don't understand why. Not saying that I'm not a fag or pervert or whatever because if you're browsing this board you are probably one of those two things anyway

>I just like it but I just don't understand why.
We already told you why: you're a faggot.

>if you're browsing this board you are probably one of those two things anyway
>projecting this hard
we have porn boards and we have designated faggot boards and this board is not one of them

>Stop liking things I don't like
ok pal

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>unironically using "liking things I don't like" in reference to attaching a plastic dick to your stomach and literally cucking yourself
i dont think it works that way, buddy

that man has even a big dick