Make this thread hit 1000 replies before 7 PM CT.
Make this thread hit 1000 replies before 7 PM CT
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excellent thread. let's go magapedes.
I really want to go into med school, but I think I'm too dumb for it. I'm nlt even lazy, I'd work all day if I would get in, but I still doubt I'd make it. wat do?
Go for it. I'm sure you can do it
I gotchu. I'll keep posting here
Come on this is so important. we have to do it.
That was one post and here's the second one
Come on robots, all I want to do is see if r9k has what it takes to make 1000 posts in 5 hours and 13 minutes. Just as an experiment.
I wonder how long this'll take me. Third one
ok okay okej
Thanks for the support.
Originally from the OP
Fourth one coming right up
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Fifth one. I hope more people will come here
>1000 replies
Impossible. Can't be done. But I'll help.
he eat food
Sixth one. What are the other anons of the thread up to
This is the most important thread of this year guys.
Post digits here. LUCKY
Imma contribute to your cause, have a nice day
Seventh post. I like the amount of dubs in this thread
WE DID IT REDDIT! YAAAY
Eighth post getting close to my tenth one
yeet yeet double skeet
This thread's existence keeps a trap shill thread from the front page. Keep it up, lads
Let's go robots for the 1000 mark
Ninth post just one more left
>1000 replies
You fool. Even if we get a ton of anons posting as fast as they can, the thread will hit the bump limit and be pruned before it even comes close to 1000.
how fucking autistic. It literally cannot hit 1000 replies. Where do you think we are?
Saged.
Be a minority and get above a 3.4 GPA.
Try not to post too many images just yet
Bump
Bada Bing the tenth post
original reply, or is it an original reply
Eleventh post. Been listening to bad romance on repeat for like 3 hours now
Twelfth post. Wonder how long I can keep this up and when I just start spewing nonsense in these posts
Thirteenth post. I wonder how many posts we'll reach total
Begone nonbeliever
Fourteenth post. I need to come up with more things to say
Fifteenth post. Wearing a red shirt currently
I preach the truth. It may be a hard truth, but it is the only one.
Sixteenth post. Also wearing black pajama pants
>not even a hundred replies
>thread has slowed down to only one autistic tripfag's spam
Pathetic. I knew it couldn't be done.
Seventeenth post. And black boxer briefs
Eighteenth post.
Screw you I'm just gonna count to 1000 but not in a single thread. Gonna make more when this one hits the bump limit
Nineteenth post. Almost 20 posts by me
You believe you tell the truth? You are nothing more than a heretic,spewing lies to undermine our glorious efforts to hit the sacred 1000 posts. Begone.
ITS THE TWENTYITH POST
Twenty-first post. I'll be at one hundred in no time
Twenty-second post. These delays between posts annoys me
The truth is a bitter pill to swallow. Your devotion to pleasant fantasy will be your downfall.
Twenty-third post by me. AAAAAAAAAA
Ahhhhh Isis
Twenty-fourth post. Watermelon colors are great. Gonna buy some boxer briefs with those colours
Aye, the truth is a bitter pill to swallow, but not for me, but for you instead.
Twenty-fifth post. I'm cold
Twenty-sixth post. I don't feel so good. Oh God, oh fuck
We shall see, come 7pm, when this thread fails utterly to live up to its lofty goals.
Twenty-seventh post. Almost at thirty
>I don't feel so good
It looks like I'm the nigga who is FINNA bouta... get... dabbed... on
Twenty-eighth post. /po/ is a fun board to browse
Twenty-ninth post. Just one more
LET'S GO I'M AT THIRTY
Thirty-first post. Things feel slower
Thirty-second post. Almost 1 third the way to 100
O you of of weak faith, r9k is capable of great things. All one needs to do is to believe and hold fast onto the idea, the dream, of the 1000 posts. Even if we fail, the dream will live on.
Okay now we're at 1 third of 100. Thirty-three posts by me
Keep the dream alive, brother.
Thirty-fourth post. Is 17.5 a healthy bmi?
Your faith falls to pieces when faced with facts and logic. Your dream is nothing more than a spook of the mind.
Thirty-fifth post. What does the musk of the other anons here smell like?
Thirty-sixth post. Mine smells like a spice. Can't get enough of it
OP, I will lend you my power just this once. Don't go thinking this makes us equals now, alright, faggot?
Thirty-seventh post. How can someone be sure that they're gay?
BR2049 is pure kino.
Who here /scumgang/?
origi
Thirty-eighth post. I'll keep going
Thirty-ninth post. Almost at forty
What a good idea
WE'VE HIT FORTY POSTS
I recently failed my application for my honours program. Is this really the big deal people make it out to be? Am I doomed to be mediocre?
The dream is more than a spook of the mind heretic. It is the sum of all ideas,hopes, and dreams of r9k. It cannot be seen,heard,or touched. Yet we can sense the dream all around. It manifests itself in many ways, it is the trips we GET, the greentexts we read, and in this case the 1000 posts we will achieve. Whether it be today or tomorrow.
Okay I'm at forty one posts. Gonna eat a biscuit and some pizza then send a Lewd to someone. Might need to take a short intermission
Dubs and this thread will succeed
Reroll
Originally planned
The Grinch is KINO
The OP post asks for 1000 posts before 7pm TODAY, in THIS thread. Not in some other thread, not tomorrow, not the day after. The latter is easy and completely unexceptional to achieve. No amount of dreaming, hope, or settling for a lesser goal will make the achievement of 1000 posts any more possible.
Reroll again
Originally planned
Perhaps you are correct. Perhaps this is just a fool's dream. I can see that r9k no longer believes in the dream. I pray that I am wrong, I yield.
Hey wagie, eat this knuckle sandwich.
Reroll again again
Originally planned
check thse dubbs
Imposter but nice to see new ppl
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p0st in th1s thred
Oh, I've waited all along for this. My time to shine now
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