>be me 3 years ago. In marching band and have Youtube channel that is popular at school. >have heavy Russian background. Great Grandfather was a general in the USSR and a WWII veteran. >very proud of Russian family history. Involve myself with Russia more as a means to connect with my ancestry more. >even acquire Russian citizenship. >students around me at school start to notice that I'm beginning to change. My knowledge of history, languages and other intellectual shit starts making me popular around school. Was already popular because I had a controversial Youtube channel that caused drama in the most retarded ways possible. Think of band kid Jow Forums personified. >no one really cares about the Russian shit. They just care about me helping them with history and english homework. >up until this point, have been relatively neutral towards Soviet history. Always thought of it as a worse version of Russia. >for some reason, start digging heavily into the history of the USSR and find that it's incredibly misunderstood and much of the bad stuff I learned about it in school and on History channel is either exaggerated or false. >start questioning my beliefs in capitalism. >scared to go further without validation, so I call my Russian relatives who still live in Russia. >aunt picks up phone >"what blyat?" >"was the Soviet Union good?" >"Soviet Union was better than anything Russia has today" >ask questions for hours about socialism. Learn about cool shit about the USSR and its' achievements. >go to bed. Wake up a new man. >go to school for a week or two, normal behavior outside of telling my close friends about what socialism was really like. >friends on board mostly but we sort of keep it to ourselves. >suddenly find it extremely funny that I'm a red at this point. >make an ironic video about the merits of socialism. Just meant to be funny. >Oh the power I wielded with my Youtube channel though.
>out of the 1800 kids that go to my high school, 700 of them were avid fans of my Youtube channel. People loved the edgy shit I'd talk about that would piss some people off. Had an incident one time where I made a video about why the flute section in our band is complete and utter shit. Got really personal with it. Administrators, police, and multiple parents of flute cunts get involved to try to take me down. No one could do anything about it though because I was smart and said no names, nor the name of the school I go to in my videos. Got off scott-free because of technicality time after time. >but this video on communism apparently was just the right kind of cancer, the right amount of ironic meme material that my popularity and reputation soared over the course of a week. >get 200 more subs. Mostly students. Over half of the school is part of my cult at this point. >was smart with video. Made my opinions on communism known but was ironic enough to make it cool. >over the course of a month or so, communism begins to spread because of me. A lot of kids are now openly communist sympathizers. >commie kids are the most fervent followers of me and my Youtube channel. >a cult of personality begins to form around me. Seen as the ultimate Marxist comedian by many. >eventually, our group of reds start to organize. Start to discuss major problems that we find with school. >set our eyes upon the school uniform policy. >uniforms are literal ass and exist for no good reason. >gather hundreds of people for weeks for a protest. Raise funds to get loudspeakers and a makeshift wooden stage. >set day for protest and wait, slowly amassing a union of friends and fans who aren't communist and ones who are communists. >week goes by. >D-day has arrived. >I and a couple hundred students leave our classrooms and go to the front of the school. Administration has absolutely no clue how to deal with this. Never happened at the school before.
just gonna nip this in the bud but socialism has failed everywhere it's been implemented and is an ultimately unrecognisable system. Just ask Venezuela.
Become NazBol. Ceausescu and Kim Il Sung were way cooler than the USSR. Plus you can make friends on both the fringe left and fringe right.
Ryder Foster
>get on stage and deliver my masterpiece of a speech against uniform policy. >is huge, crowd howling in support. Almost all classrooms that are near the front of the school can see us. >more students walk out in support. >protest ends after an hour. >too many kids walk out for all of us to get in trouble. >not me though. >I was the one person to get in trouble. Get slammed with 2 week suspension. >fuck.png >but the school made 3 mistakes. >Neither did they fix the uniform policy, but they got the school memelord in trouble. And also the communist leader. >followers of mine plan vengeance for weeks. Waits until I'm back in school. >get back in school. >everyone is excited to see me again. Followers have been busy telling people about my cause. >3/4's of the school is under my influence at this point. Half of those are now commies. >People explain plan to me. >Oh god, what have I done?
>900 yt subs, 890 being random lurkers >a few friends in each of ur classes like you >LOOL HALF THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS MY FRIENDS >get 20 ppl to do ur cringe stage thing this is rly sad
Leo Clark
Give me on reason why there is literally any merit to this story.
Mason Miller
cont.
>the plan comes to fruition in a couple of days. >Second in command comrade sets this one up. >day of plan comes >all administrators except or camera watchers go out for lunch break. >while the administrators are away, comrades rush the office and establish dominance. >they hunt down the computers with important documents. >meticulously find every copy of the uniform policy and either delete or destroy them. >everyone leaves office and goes back to where they came from. >administrators find office ransacked and fucking lose it. >dozens of us get in trouble, but we won. >school is uniform free. School too scared now to make new uniform policy. >Commies and I receive more support for this. My channel support has built to probably its' maximum capacity, but communism spreads even further. >establish communist party of the school. Basically a cooperatively owned and student run alternative to school administration. >they have the authority, but we have the support of the people. >communism becomes dominant at school. >party starts organizing. Work out actual positions and jobs. >take the position of general chairman of the party. >I rule with the most ironic, stupidest, most fucking autistic fist of any previous dictator. >lead my party to greatness for many months. >but then a challenger appears. >many challengers. >some fucking onions boy dickface faggot from the clarinet section in the band has slowly been gathering opposition to my cause.
>clarinet section Based squidward leading the capitalist wage space cause against the faggot commies
Joshua Nguyen
Worse communist argument ever.
Ethan Carter
>some fucking onions boy dickface faggot from the clarinet section in the band has slowly been gathering opposition to my cause. I NEXT PART, RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Aaron Thomas
you are such a faggot OP, you realize who is paying for all of this shit so some snot nosed teenagers can play commie for a while? fucking actual working class adults. They must be so disgusted with scum like you, probably wish they'd chosen the abortion instead
Thats just your opinion. If you want to believe its a fact thats up to you
Nathaniel Davis
Keep going. I want to know how you destroyed reactionary onions boy.
Asher Rodriguez
>1337 haxx every "uniform policy" document off every single LOCKED computer xD >staff just stops enforcing a very simple policy for no reason xD
fake gay shit just like communism
David Butler
Anyone with any semblance of intelligence is against communism. Fact.
Tyler Hernandez
again your opinion. You get worked up over very little things don't you.
Alexander Torres
>larping this hard why?
Jackson Reed
Were you that faggot bringing knives into the bathroom in the name of "communism" and sent out envelopes with pictures of Lenin in them? God I fucking hate communists, go eat shit
Leo Jackson
i don't even care if this is fake, keep going comrade
>learn that many of my "comrades" are double agents for faggot. >have been learning our meeting spots, and hang out areas in secret. >crisis strikes one day. >my closest friends and allies meet outside the lunchroom. Since we were shitface teenagers who were drunk off of success, we smoked weed behind the lunchroom because the administrators basically stopped caring and no one could prove it. >asswipe kid sends double agent over and starts taking pics of us with doobies in hand. >suspicion.mp4 >faggot kid takes pics and video to the fucking POLICE. >police hold massive drug bust at school the next day. >tons of us are busted and arrested for possession of marijuana. Some even had coke. >not me though. Didn't go to school for a week because friend warned me. >lay low for a while. Commies are purged over the next few days by teachers and administrators. >commies go on chill mode for a while. Until about a week before end of school year. >ff to last day of school. I was a senior, so this was my last day. One final event to cement my legacy forever. Hold party meeting during lunch. Tell everyone that my close friend from a grade down will become the next general secretary at the begining of next year.
>op uses his "popularity" to perform bullshit stunts and further entrench the idea of communism being a hopeless meme ideology in the amerimutt mind instead of actually organizing for the sake of labor
late stage
Wyatt Campbell
>capitalism The system is dying. And around 2050, it will be on its last legs due to combined factors of refugees, climate, worldwide nationalism and national isolationism due to the rise of terrorist attacks, etc. The only way to create a much less flawed system is by putting an emotionless Advanced AI to rule gov'ts around the world.
Jackson Sanders
>shit that never happened for 500, alex
originazi
Christian Perry
cont.
>new party leader is decided, decide to fuck up the senior assembly at the end of the day as the last big event of the year. >after school, senior assembly comes. Inform all commies to bring lots of flags of any communist country or movement. >tell friend to get his laptop and speakers. and put them at the back of the auditorium. >all will become clear soon. >names of seniors begin to get called up to the stage. >huge school so it takes a while. Many notable comrades' names get called. Party give rounds of applause every time. >Eventually my name is called. >oh god. >friend blasts 'Th Internationale" at ful blast from his speakers. All commies cheer and wave their flags. >never seen so much red in one building. >USSR flags, DPRK flags, East German, Bulgaria, etc. >opposition jeers. Mostly people offended by Youtube channel and anti-commies. >bask in the glory of all of the Autism. Truly glorious. >mfw it hit me that all of this happened because of a shitty youtube video. >mfw I stopped believing in Communism long ago and carried on with it for the meme. >mfw I've forever entrenched Communism into my school because of edgy high school shit-headed-ness. >Walk off stage after a few minutes. Legacy entrenched. >still hear about stupid shit that the communist party of the school does to this day from friends. >one got into serious trouble once over it either. >kek
Fin. Sorry if the end was a letdown, but that's how it happened. I didn't take part directly with the plan to destroy the uniform policy, aside for being the reason it happened pretty much. Don't know specifics. Will ask friend how he got past all of the buillshit to get rid of the uniform policy and post it if I find out.
Shut down my Youtube channel. Too much high school cringe. I still have some mp4s of the video saved on my computer and can upload them to a new channel.
Elijah Rodriguez
Story was fake you retard.
Christopher Wood
Oh, look a fake version of me. Hi, fake one.
Chase Wright
Sure, let us know when you reupload them.
Cooper Reyes
can do. I might even have phone footage of some of the commie shit that went down at school.
Aaron Adams
Hi, I'm OP and I'm stupid and gay. It was all a troll thread. lol also i'm stupid
Colton Reed
Fuck off nigger, nobody gives a shit about those wagecuck soiboys
Carson Barnes
I knew it! You had the others fooled but not me.
Luke Rivera
Please do comrade
Hudson Reed
Stop LARPING, post youtube channel or bullshit.
Alexander Mitchell
Can't post what doesn't exist anymore. I still have MP4s of old videos. Can post old videos that I still have on my hard drive, but don't have OG channel anymore. Been 2 years since I've posted literally anything to it.
Anthony Wilson
Fuck off, faggots like you are ruining this amazing thread
nice story user, we had lots of meme reds in school too (me included)
Adam Hill
I have a better story, OP. >be OP >get picked on in high school because you're autismal >be shitposting on /leftypol/ when you suddenly feel the crushing need for the validation you never got in your formative years >can't go outside since autismal, can't write fanfics since retarded >come over to Jow Forums and write up a nonsensical story to get some (you)'s for that cheap dopamine rush Why, OP? It's clear that none of this happened so why even bother?
Jaxon Perry
>that muh serious politics fag who ruins a light fun thread
Jayden James
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You must be new here
Colton Torres
>that autistic redditor that has to tell everyone he disagrees with to go back to Jow Forums
