Ideal female:

>Green eyes
>brunette
>slightly mixed
>boyish

This is my ideal female. What's yours?

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A hole of some kind.

>loyal
>not a whore
literally doesnt exist though. 4 billion women on earth but none among them like this.

This disgusts me, what are you a pedo?

They do exist, they aren't just loyal to you and don't whore around with you.

>has a vagina
>is dtf
>will leave my house once we're done

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>green eyes
>short hair
>short
>girly
>cute clothes like skirts
hNNGGGG

>This disgusts me, what are you a pedo?

Sara's like 30.

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looks like these girls
any eye color except blue

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Why are they tilting their heads? Did their mom get fucked by a dog?

>slender
>small
>darkish or red hair
>light eyes
>shy and awkward
>no bodymods
>decently kinky

>isint fat
>loves me
>can have children

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Laura Palmer from the Twin Peaks

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>slightly taller than me
>brunette or blonde
>white, asian, or half latina
>somewhere between thicc and fit
>cute feet
>super dominant, but kinda gentle sometimes

not a stupid white whore

>goth
>dominant
>affectionate
>loyal
>yandere
>likes going camping or on walks in wilderness
>loves horror
>will sperg out about her interests around me
>really just feels she can be completely herself around me and doesnt have to hide anything

>same height as me or couple inches shorter max
>blonde hair, any style
>any eye color
>bubbly personality
>isn't afraid to suggest things to do to get us out out house instead of putting pressure on guy to do it
>actually communicates about problems instead of trying to bottle them up
>isn't afraid of being a little slutty when the mood calls for it

>redhead/brunette
>cute
>stoner

>brutally honest
>open and direct
>often cheery and bubbly
>rawr xd
>clingy
>emotional and emphatic. but can be rational when necessary
>liked jazz and ambient
>doesn't do drugs, alcohol or cigarettes
>doesn't use makeup
>mostly drinks water
>has no more than 2 friends, and they are female too

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>anime girl
>innocent
>busty and big butt
>very pretty

How boyish is boyish

weak jaw, fat face, looks like shit.

I don't care how much you want to bone her; any son you have with her will more likely than not take after her and look like garbage. You're just going to create an incel. btw her eyes are so garbage she needs glasses, enjoy having your kid be an extra nerd

>weak jaw, fat face, looks like shit.

nah she cute

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yeah nah you're retarded
the only reason you think she's attractive is because men's standards are so low. don't breed with her and save pic related from having to exist.

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Where did you originally hear that phrase?

>brown eyes
>brown or black hair
>pale white
>skinny with very small boobies
>just wants to cuddle all day