A genie says you can have sex with anyone you desire for one week...

A genie says you can have sex with anyone you desire for one week ... but you'll never be able top fap to porn for the rest of your life. Would you do it?

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YES! I need to get rid of my fap addiction and this is a surefire way to do so.

Yes. Take the week off work, fuck my waifu 24/7, and go fap to hentai after it's over.

I already don't fap to porn so yeah.

Yes and then I spend a week fucking George Soros in the ass with no lube so he can experience what he did to the world. At the end, I suffocate him with my cock.

You're welcome, world.

Hentai is porn brainlet

That's a huge sacrifice. Almost Jesus-tier. Thanks, brother.

Can I choose women for each part of the week? I have a wide variety of tastes
Will they remember it?

George Soros speaks Esperanto

Sooo, get laid and stop fapping? Why wuldnt you take it?

sure, but once it's over, it's over

I don't want them to remember it
If I can pick and choose I'd take the deal.

Spend a week cuddling with my waifu, then blow my brains out and hope for heaven.

so who are your choices

interesting strategy

Girls I've been interested in throughout my years of high school and a teacher.

dayum, are they part of your spank material

Literally 100% of the time every time

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No, because I like fapping too much, but if I were to do it, I'd just start going to town on dildos in my ass to get off without fapping.
No homo.

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Yes, my memory has kept then pretty accurate too, along with their voices.

seek help user

kind of creepy imho

>he posts pictures of 2D girls and shoves plastic molds into his rectum to try and feel like a little girl

For sure, a week of sin for a lifetime of no sin. Jerking off is like my only vice.

Whatever anons. I'll be over here with my daily prostate orgasms while you're left in the dust.

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please dont hurt the gerbils

>tfw nobody checked these jesus trips

yes, but only if it was taylor swift and only if she let me creampie her and she promised to bring our child into this world

Yes. I just want to be able to nofap for more than two days I don't even care who I'd fuck. Probably some random slut with a round, plump ass.

*snap*

>and she promised to bring our child into this world
no can do

>Probably some random slut with a round, plump ass.

you dissapoint me user

>creepy
No, I have good memory. Starting the OP is creepy compared to basic memory capabilities.

do you remember their feet and scent?

>in order to fulfill this promise, he would have to make my waifu real
Hell yeah, fuck porn.

HELL YES. Don't even like porn. Every porn chick now is some disgusting tatted up liberal hipster coalburner. No thanks.

whom may i ask is this waifu of yours

make your dick a cactus

Moon horse.

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a shapeshifter

nothing else would be worth it

Can I exchange the sex for a week to like 10 million dollars?

wrong genie

No, because I'm not a footfag and I don't keep track of scent, both are irrelevant to me.

Hell no I don't wanna know what i'm missing out on and I've never seen a single person irl or online who meets my standards.

Why would I give up porn for the rest of my life for only a week of sex when I'll be able to get as much sex as I want when I get out of this depressive state?

hell yes give me hitomi tanaka for a week and I'm set

i mean i can fap to women in tight dresses right

I always look at porn BEFORE I fap, then lie on my bed in the dark to actually do it, so I would not be affected.

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>when
If, user, and that's a big if.

Well you only said fap to PORN,so ill fuck my brothers gf for a week and then keep beating it to pictures of her feet

Yeah, porn is no good for you. I'd do Camila Cabello and Ariana Grande at the same time, my fetish is slutty female vocalists

I've got a fairly attractive face and a decent personality, I just need to get in shape and I'll be fine. Sorry about occupying your board but it feels comfy here nowadays since I'm going through a hard emotional phase.

porn sucks anyway

>one week's worth of orgasm's vs a much longer amount of time's worth of orgasms
Make me think...

Hell yeah.
I use imagination anyway so I'm all good.
I think I would just spend the week talking with mummy. Maybe take her out for dinner.

I'm not really into sex, I just want to talk.

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I'm a man of class, have an old mind.

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