>rich father buys a beautiful 2.5 million dollar ranch on the other side of the Earth >after two months of moving in, finally ask him why he bought a ranch since he's never shown an interest in horse care, farming, raising livestock, or gardening before >"Because it's so pretty." >ask him how he knows so much about what to do considering he was born in an extremely wealthy (for his country of origin, at least) family that had likely never seen a cow or chicken alive in their life >"I don't! But that's okay, that's what I hired these workers for." Don't get me wrong, I heavily look forward to growing fresh produce, as it's something I know about, but nobody in this family has a clue about raising horses, and I don't believe he'll ever be sober enough to make it through just one equine raising book.
If anybody knows anything about taking care of horses, please let me know. I plan on picking up as many books as I can find from the library, but until then I'd really love to know, seeing as we already have two horses and two more on the way. (As gratefully wealthy as I am, I can't help but think how my father just dropped 20,000 USD onto a purebred Appaloosa horse that, while she is a very beautiful horse with a unique coat pattern, cost more than some people make in a year. I know horses aren't particularly cheap to take care of, either...)
Also, I haven't chosen a name for my horse. I'm not sure what breed she is (she's not the Appaloosa, that's my father's), but she's pure white, very tall, more on the average-slender side but still looks sturdy enough to carry a heavy man. She looks much like pic related, but with a smaller belly and longer legs.
Whoever's post ends in 7 that is actively participating (so if someone is having a conversation and gets this, it doesn't count) gets to name my horse.
>"Because it's so pretty." i'd throw fucking rocks at my dad if he did that, what an autist.
name the horse jerky
Chase Hall
I can't say I want to personally throw rocks at him, but I might turn a blind eye if someone else wants to. And sorry about your numbers, maybe next time.
Leo Adams
Name it Stacy Wondercunt
Camden Bailey
Bojack, originally
Michael Davis
Elliot Rodger. Originally original.
Wyatt Morales
Neighgger Originally name it this.
Joshua Murphy
Your father may be an ani/mlp/hucker in disguise. Ask him what he'd think about naming the horse "Rarity." If he gets super excited or says something to the degree of "Rarity is worst pony", then he may be a bit too autistic.
what do you do OP? if you have nothing to do really then I'd suggest that you should take care of a ranch but also of a farm. you'd have so much food and you'd have all these animals with you.
Aiden Anderson
Broodmare
Ryan Kelly
Meetvurst Superglue Bad Dragon
Kevin Roberts
Rarity
oreganocomment
Jeremiah Nelson
Adolf Hitler
fhqofjwpfjwnxnwpfifydn
Camden Johnson
Cumbucket
originiggercomment
Benjamin Wright
Niggerfuckersonofabitch
Jaxson Baker
I have a full time job. I will do the best I can to help raise the horses and give them love, but it's mainly my father's responsibility since he's now retired and bought them without telling us he did...of course, if his drinking get the better of him and they become neglected I will definitely step in. I don't believe that will happen, though.
Julian Cruz
Le-a
remember the dash dont be silent!
Nathan Cruz
Welcome to fucktown
Oliver Brooks
Off by fucking one Once again
Niggerfuckersonofabitch
Angel Gomez
You're having a tough time, user.
I was tempted to request people not roll with inappropriate language in the names but then I remembered where I was...plus that takes the fun out of it for a lot of people.
Charles Reyes
Coonslayer origigigiginal
Nicholas Cook
Celestia.
Also take me with you i'm tired of this place, i'll be care taker ...
I would if there was a truly secure way to transfer it.
Follow the big dipper at midnight.
Thomas Sanchez
academy nigga name
Jeremiah Mitchell
PayPal can work, pls
Joshua Cruz
Oh, user, look what you just did...
Evan Anderson
What did I just do?
David Nelson
>Whoever's post ends in 7 that is actively participating (so if someone is having a conversation and gets this, it doesn't count) gets to name my horse.
Camden Foster
Well great, he can name the horse PayPal, and give me some gibs.
>tfw all I need is 27 443,00$ to no longer be poorfag
Julian Carter
Sorry, it can't be PayPal, as per the rules~ And sorry again but my father is very secretive about money and would not appreciate me even using PayPal.
Jaxon Kelly
How can I get some gibs then?
Luke Gutierrez
Name it nigger death
Colton Garcia
Panhandle on a street corner? Sell yourself?
Samuel Perez
Maybe an international cheque or something? I can give you an email
Evan Lee
I'm sorry, but the answer is no...I do feel for your situation, however. I've never been poor, and I'm so grateful, but I'd really encourage you to look in your town for ways to help ease the cost of living, such as going to food banks. It's not fair that so many people are struggling but I can't give you money for the reason I said, and for other reasons I really shouldn't mention. I'm sorry. I do give money to people by hand but I'm not comfortable meeting up with someone who I met on Jow Forums.
James Davis
Oh well feck, thanks anyway I guess
Matthew Lewis
If you still want to name my horse, you are more than welcome to. You can reroll for PayPal or choose something else.
Kayden Wright
Horsey McChildAbuser
Angel Rodriguez
Go and work you waste of oxygen
Colton Hernandez
Call him boomer
Connor Anderson
Already working, you don't know my situation you piece of shit.
Nathaniel Scott
So why are you asking for handouts
Jose Brown
call him Warzawa
Owen Sanders
I'm a horticulturist if you need help farming contact me user(looking for farm work)
Jacob Green
Says the piece of shit who is begging for money, you piece of shit poorfag.
Ryder Wood
Not everyone lives in America or a Scandinavian welfare paradise. We're all working but we've still got like 700$ remaining until who knows when and we're 4 people.
Caleb Brooks
Can you give any quick tips? We already have two workers to help.
Please don't be rude to that user. There's a lot of undeserved poverty in this world.
Juan Richardson
Depends on what your growing and the quality of your soil? And when you grow crops grow different things and not all just one crop
Charles Sanders
Milagre Pony
Julian Brown
I plan on growing strawberries, cucumbers, and squash...there's a greenhouse attached to the property. Are you able to grow any kind of fruit or vegetable there?
Nicholas Stewart
name him Matthew the good boy
Joshua Mitchell
Where do you live? Originalllllllly
Joshua Hughes
Israel, unironicallyz
Cooper Stewart
>jew asking for handouts AHAHAHAHAHA
Ethan Myers
You can grow anything in a greenhouse. If anything grow the squash outside and grow the strawberries in the greenhouse with LEDs(especially when it's cold you'll make alot of money) the things with greenhouses you get alot of pest
Luke Hernandez
Ok so we're living in the same place my dude
Jack Rivera
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you! I look forward to treating my family to fresh fruit all year round. It's fairly cold for 6 or so months out of the year here, which is still better than it was at my previous country of residence, but I digress.
Colton Lee
If you need a farm and I'll happily work in the greenhouse. I have a degree in Horticulture and need more experience. My discord SnowJob1st #6363
Angel Gray
Ah, thank you. We have enough workers for now but I'll contact you if anything comes up.
Wyatt Price
What race are the workers OP?
Oliver Cox
Erm, Caucasian?
Luis Cruz
Anastasia
Origaboo
Hudson Ward
That is not the adequate race your workers should be. Why is your father so inconsiderate, racist and ignorant?
Caleb Morgan
Thanks user. I work a zoo right now. But I'm a poorfag so I can't travel to find cool jobs
Aaron Brooks
Name the horse "glue"
Cameron Torres
As if this larping faggot is a millionaire.
Sebastian Powell
Huh, really? Zx
Parker Russell
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
My net worth isn't at 1 million yet, I believe it's around half a million, but my father is really a millionaire. One of countless.
Christian Collins
Can I get 27k please?
Benjamin Nguyen
No, nej, niet.
Charles Murphy
Why not, if you have so much, that is
Cooper Hall
Please read above, sir.
Christopher Jackson
>Around half a million >Can't give a mere 27k
Wyatt Price
When a hor'se lays eggs do not go anywhere near it or try to take it's egg's. Horses' will bite weiners off in selve defence.
David Bennett
I just realized I have work in two hours and have not slept once. I can't give that user money but since they seemed so desperate, and they got the numbers I was looking for...the horse's name is Paypal.
