/r9gay/ - #387

Just drinking tea and browsing the chans

Attention all mutilated boys be sure to follow in the steps of and lock your disgusting, useless "penis" up.

Maybe don't write shit on your arm from Jow Forums threads

>you can see it a bit in the lower corner

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>American
>uncut

feels good man.

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He has a big dick
Thats important

Oh hello again. Are you the white guy from texas that miraculouly still has his foreskin or someone else. You really won the lottery not being cut at birth in this shit country

Im at work all day evening. Then I gotta work tomorrow and Sunday. Sucks.

/VS8kRsE

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>he STILL isn't my cute cockhole
Explain yourself

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felt that? it just shrunk a bit. shoulda listened to my warning.

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I don't know where you are, that's why!

i just wrote "Love Me" over and over all along my forearm. she just asked why i did it and i said no reason.

What is this meme, I'd suppose that cutting off a decent amount of the dick's skin at birth would cause it to grow to be smaller

He said that whenever you bragged about being uncut unprecedented you'd shrink last thread

>Reaction images just ripped from the last thread
Why can't you be slightly original
69 is a bitch and discordniggers need to die

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is it really that rare to be uncut in america?

"if i don't use the same reaction images people may not know it's me!"

>everyone becomes talkative just because it's a new thread
hate you still

Extremely. I wasn't even in this thread, just saw your comment passing by and yes it is the norm to be circumcised at birth. You have to be VERY careful and very clear in your intent to not have your kid cut and CONSTANTLY remind the hospital staff or they will automatically do it.

What would you think if your bf slept 16 hours a day?

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Yep, circumcision rates have been going down the past decades but still like 80-90 percent in the midwest and northeast. It's pretty low in the west, about half and half in the south. I "know" some white guy from socal who supposedly is uncut

Depends, cute if he's skinny, disgusting lazy slob if skinnyfat to fat. Tiredness is only cute if you're skeletal and malnourished

Thats how new threads work numbnuts

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explain, bum nuts.

Joke's on you, this saves me having to break up with him.

I wish I had an uncut bf to make up for my mutilated one

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good, I was looking for a way to break up with him

i don't have a boyfriend, i just have a crush that i used to send dick pics to

yea im texas user, i will be the new /r9gay/ texas rep since i dont want diaper guy representing my state.

i wonder.
what do you feel about hightop shoes?

You're really greedy to want two bfs when I don't even have one.

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>Newfag is still buttblasted that a circlejerked meme came from his state
>He still doesn't get that nobody gives a fuck it came from his state
>He still insists on making geography relevant
>He still refuses to just be user
>He still thinks he can just call himself the rep of texas and that magically makes things happen
Please god just fucking lurkmoar or something. Just filter diapernigger and quit thrusting your ego into the thread.

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oops. I meant my mutilated dick, I dont have a bf

love them, high top Chucks are best.

did it occur to you that i am also memeing?

pfft. so you aren't the TX/OK bitch. I'll find him someday.

>Haha I'm just pretending to be retarded
>Despite giving no indication I'm pretending

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Does that apply if you arent american?

>wahhhh, im to stupid to see that someone is memeing a meme.

this is your last (you) since i dont want the quality of the thread to suffer any further.

Please try to be nice and not bully.
Niceposters are the best, and make the best threads.

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Where in texas are you user. Inb4 Houston

three weeks of summer ahead with no bf

buuut at least i get to go shooting for the first time in my life with a friend soon

life's not all bad i guess

Being sad like always

>mfw sleep 14 hours a day
>mfw hardly eat anything
>mfw always dizzy when standing up and stumble into things
>mfw nocturnal
i'm never getting a bf

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Thats because you dont eat dumbass.

if people are getting regional i'll join in and say i'm in arizona.
no one ever lives in deserts, though

i am in houston, deal with it.

depends. are you trying to lord it over someone? if yes than yes, if no than no.
shh, you'll summon the meme

very late today, but the 12th day of the quest to become Chad was a success, good luck to all you anons.

can you feel it when a guys cums in your butt? I want real life to be like my animes so badly.

i still miss you if you were wondering, hope life's going well for you

i read about and apparently no not really, but you can feel it leaking out. apparently.

I know someone exactly like you who has a bf so don't give up hope user. There's hope for everyone.

like my new shoes?

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Rip, I've been trying to find friends near south padre

Picture is blurry but it looks like they suck dick

perfect that's the look i'm going for

its fun place user, i vacationed there as a kid and left a pillowcase full of cool sea shells i collected on the beach, let me know if you find them.

I miss you too originary.

I want to be clear that this is not me and i dont forgive you, in case that is you.

Well i dont really care because we wont ever talk again, doesnt stop me from missing you.

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what if i want to talk with you again how would i go about doing that

Youd probably have to add me again. But youre not you, you forgot about me already.

but i deleted that discord account so i cant add you because i forgot your username

>tfw no clingy discord bf to match my own clingy personality
>tfw clinginess is seen as a negative trait by 99% of people
Kill me lads.

If you really missed me then you would remember.

>you forgot about me already.

if only the world where so kind to me.

I'd kiss him like 40 times a week desu

give me a sign that you're you and not someone else

That's literally perfect bf material for me. Think on the bright side, no normie would ever date you

>giving him a kiss every 4 hours
weak. you don't deserve him.

I dont want to, youve forgotten about me. Youve hurt me for fun.

i can be ur clingy discord bf user, as long as i get to be the e-big spoon

you have my e-mail.

i have not forgotten about you its only been a few months

That sounds like a deal to me user! Whats your discord name?

I think youd remember my name then, you arent you.

>Downloaded grindr
>Hornily fapped at opportunity
>Failed to match anyone; 90% block and 10% think I'm the hottest shit but aren't compatible
>Cum
>Feel disgusting
>Delete it
>Cry into a pillow since my sexual frustration arises from severe loneliness and lack of bf
Then I started listening to weird sad vocaloid songs.

you always used an alt when we talked, i will try adding that

that is a bonus, yeah. im also a skelly too, at a little over 6ft and 128lbs.

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Why do you think that it was a alt. I havent used it in a long time.

Hnnnng. I'm 119 lbs, 5'7 manlet. Not really skelly yet, but getting there.

post yours im outside atm, will add you later. i hope you're cute

I guess you have me blocked on that

are you me?
cause i sleep 14 hours a day
and i'm nocturnal

Youre not you then i think, i havent blocked many people. Or maybe i did, fuck talking with normie sluts.

But living on the island sucks when you're not normie

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are you from England? adfae

>tfw twink top into other twinks
ree why do they always want some muscular guy

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No im not originary.

OK its Sc3#5690. Only you can be the judge of whether I cute or not but I do have a fairly feminine body if that's your thing.

you sound cute user, too bad any amount of distance makes a relationship impossible.