The year is 1880, you are in the Arizona wild hunting for hides
You stumble upon a group of Apache, 2 Men with one armed with a Winchester 73 and the other with a bow, and 2 small girls. 3 woman in varying stages of age, and 3 horses
What do you do? Dubs is the choice the story proceeds with
Start masturbating as furiously as I can, potentially injuring my member via chafing
Shoot the men, rape the girls and the horses
Rerolling for this hope i get dubs
Shoot myself in a original way
Slowly approach to observe the situation
shoot my horse in the head
what? I shoot every single one
master race prevails
shoot one of my feet
shoot myself in the head quickly
Story over KEK
lmao, guess it's time to pack it in. good story, it's been fun
I say "howdy, redskins" and tip my hat. Then wait for them to pass so I can continue getting skins.
You decide to end it all, Why now? Eh, why anytime.
As you pull your side arm, a colt army revolver, and cock back the hammer, your life flashes before your eyes
As you are lost in memory, the hair trigger is pulled before you can place it to your temple, and you instead fire into a nearby tree.
The Apache are startled, but do not see you yet, there is still time to sneak away.
In the commotion you notice that the apache have some hides in their tents. You could perhaps try to take it, but they are alert now.
The element of suprise is now lost, what do you do
try shooting myself in the head again
>railroading this hard
just fuck off, nigger, your gay thread is done
put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger 5 times
i roll to cast "shoot myself in the head"
Attempt to perform oral sex on the Apache
Cry out in pain and stumble out of the bushes, feigning like you got shot. Maybe nick yourself with a knife so it's more believable. Either way, seek help from them, hopefully they offer a little hospitality.
The idea of course being if you can spend the night or something among them, a chance to steal the hides and probably a woman too.
shoot my own face
cmon user wrap it up and try again tomorrow or something. dont be a railroading little bitch
I strap my dynamite to my vest and light it to be sure I die when it blows up and start running towards the group of Apache
After stumbling into the camp the apache decide to heal you in exchange for your weaponry, you exchange your revolver for some medicine water and go to sit at the fire, who do you sit next to
Got to play the slow burn game so don't just start macking on the women. But get a look at them, any of them of a similar age to you? Or like, not little girls but not old ladies?
dive into the fire as quickly as possible
i jump into the fire, killing myself
I attack the Apache, knowing they'll shoot me, as I wish to die
self immolate using the campfire
i sit next to the grim reaper, as i already shot myself in the head 10 minutes ago, and my spirit still is trying to go on in desperation
Perform oral sex on the Apache nearest you
Sit alone, pull out your phone and browse r9k for a bit but only half way pay attention because your mind is distracted by the fear of someone seeing that you're browsing a norwegian basket weaving forum
I kill all the unmarried women except
ones underage and then tie up all the men to a secure position where they watch me fuck all their wives and the young children, then i dynamite their shitty little encampment
kill as many of those godless tree niggers as i can before i succumb to my wounds
hold my breath until i die
Have a gang bang with the men
HAHAHHAHA OG MY FUCK KEK
"YARE YARE DAZE"
>draw my blade
>execute the thots first
>phaseshift behind the lead apache
>take his skull as a trophy
There is non dodging this one,
maybe the cowboy goes to heaven or your some body drifter and you take over one of the Apaches
Cant wait to see what this butthurt OP has to do to get his terrible story out of this one
inb4 forced mouth to mouth resuscitation by the male apache
Stubborn to end it all, you hold your breath, but scientifically speaking you can only hold your breath till you pass out, luckily you fall face first into the fire and your eyeballs melt off instantly, the children are screaming as you wave your arm around trying to grope one last tiddy before you die
In hell you see one of the girls, turns out you pulled her into the fire with you, what do you do
PRAISE KEK
Also, if I get dubs I hold my breath till i die.
try to hold my breath until I die again, cause I don't like that there are women in hell too
Tell her to fuck off to normie hell, you're going to robot hell.
Is she hot OP?
Originalo
kill injuns, acquire qts for my burgeoning sex slave harem
She is one of the children, would of gone to heaven if she wasnt a heretic
visit satan
ask satan to be sent back and in return do his bidding back on earth.
I like this more than what I had, roll
Pull a Dante and climb out of hell. When you get back, go search for treasure.
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR
damn I got quads
Suck her dick because she's a futanari pocahontas and taste her demon succubus cum burning my eternally suffering throat
You ask satan for a second chance, he agrees, pleased with your roll. but you must sacrafice the other child still alive
Cool. We have satanic fire powers, right? Burn down their home.
hold my breath until i die again
don't sacrifice the child, become the ghost rider and get a sick flaming motorcycle
I sacrifice the child and return to the over world, I presume satan gave me some dope powers so I fuck up the apache camp and kill every none white in existince
kill myself the very instant i arrive back on earth by whatever means necessary
sacrifice myself instead
>calling not instantly killing the story "hard railroading"
spastic
Die peacefully without saying or doing anything else and resting peacefully forever
the end
get mad OP
instantly die when i return to earth
Do it, skin her alive and do the same to all her family afterwards.
im not op you bottomfeeding whelk
die instantly and end the story
I ask her if she wants to be my gf so I can slap her ass. We then start make out furiously
I could never sacrifice someone else. I decide to accept my fate and instead beg to work as Satan's henchman, if only for a chance for a moment of sweet worldly air once more
then rape their flayed bodies
What a fag, I bet you just want to take satan's huge cock in your ass.
Reroll and ori hin allo so
dubs
>statan fucks you hard
KiII Falconhoof, jester, and myself
What kind of satan's henchman wouldn't kill people?
Well look here at Mr. I hate fun.
Ask Satan to inflict pain and torment upon the entire world.
Where's OP? We already got dubs
satan has now made you immortal as punishment
you are still deeply suicidal but now you can no longer die
OP pls make satan a qt girl
you tremble as you beg for his BSC(Big Satanic Cock) to be shoved up your fertile boipucci.
He agrees and tells you to bend over.
Too much of a pussy to kill a child, satan instead uses you as a cock sleeve, only trips can save you now
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