Daily reminder!

Sauce on the video plsee

Those guys were losers and couldn't accept that they aren't young anymore. The only time fucking underage pussy counts is when you're underage.

Kek, if they feel like it and if a girl is stupid enough, i see no problem.

The only reason underage girls date them is because those dudes have higher social status. They probably have jobs and their own cars. Stupid girls love to brag to her classmates about how nice her bf's car is.

Congrats on dating a time bomb of craziness

Joke's on you. World of Warcraft got me laid with the guild's resto druid after a guild meet up.

That's a nice rig, but how the fuck does that guy manage to play on such a small desk? I'd be hitting stuff on it with my hand all the time

Honestly sex is disgusting and gross

There's more to life than video games and sex

Bummer, indeed.

Oh well, time for video games.

Sauceeeb on the video pls

>fuck someone when I was 15
>pregnant
>abortion
>I hate my life
>full neet
Don't post this shit because you make all these fucking idiots think it's the life. It's not funny and I want to die because I will never know if my child loved me. Fuck you

Why not both?
I could easily get laid if i tried, but i never tried because sex seemed overrated, you basically jack off with someone's ass, that's all, nothing special

LoL didn't exist when I was 16 you faggot, try the original Dota.
And I'd prefer the games, less chance of teen pregnancy or STDs.

Other people may not be as dumb as you and have sex without contraceptives.

Now take a look at this fucking babykiller
Hope your unborn child stalks you at night

Look at fuckin' Socrates over here.

>you basically jack off with someone's ass

Well, not quite. For one it feels about a 100 times more amazing than jerking it.

>There's more to life than video games and sex
Like what?

Congratulations. You're still not going to have my shit life

Why is your life shit? The baby is dead, senpai. Move on.

>conservative parents
>how could you user
>disowned
I wish I was fucking dead

I bet I had more fun in WoW than they had with random thots

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You reap what you sow, murderous whore.

Well, to hell with your parents then. Just move on, senpai.

being 25 and fucking my horny 17 year old girlfriend is enough for me.

I'm flattered you would compare me to Socrates but I don't think I said anything truly profound

>being 25
Just go easy grandpa. Your heart is not as strong as it used to be.

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It's not required to have IQ below 70 and lack knowledge of condoms existence to fuck a girl at 15.

>guy from family of prudes
>play video games as my source of fun
>learned about sex by watching porn
>turn into a creep
>virgin to this very day
>hate my life

>female cousin from sex positive family
>been on birth control since her period started
>gifted dozens of condoms during one birthday
>isn't ashamed to have sex and it arrives easy
>her asshole boyfriend she brings along jokes about her pussy after the first time we meet in years
>now she's married and lives a fulfilling life with meaningful relationships

I don't know the moral of this story, it's pretty fucked up though.

Nice dubs. For me it's my friends, family, education, and some other frivolous hobbies.

I don't care that I wasn't having sex when I was 15.

What upsets me is not having a family when I was 35.

Jokes on you, I was being a computer nerd at 15 and had an anti-social gamer nerd girlfriend that let me put it in her butt.

I think that has to do more with the fact that she's a roastie, user.

Sause on the video pleas.r

Check'd those quads
Maybe it's because user was repressed and not able to learn about girls at an early age. There's got to be a correlation between robotism and a lack of female experience.

please keep posting this thread
it reminds me how much of a pathetic loser i am and that i deserve to feel this pain

are people really discussing if you rather play video games or have sex?
with sex, as soon as you cum it's over, there's even a bit of regret our soul feels since we were made for monogamic relationships and sex is for procreation only. it's pee pee in poo poo for god knows how many minutes you can last and it's over
video games have a myriad of genres and titles there's no way you won't engage in at least 500 of them in a single life for hundreds of hours
when you finish sex you probably feel like playing a game
when you finish playing a game you want to play a new game
I say this as a 7.5/10 23yo: I would choose video games over intercourse any day of the week at any age of my life. This is a weak bait, you'll need more than the pleasures of the flesh to trigger me

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>not having sex while playing video games
They're both stupid.

That seems a bit forced. You can't concentrate in the game enough to have fun and if you're also partially feeling pleasure. Or you'll pay no mind to one of them and it will just be a nuisance to the other.
user being dumb again for the sake of le sex Xpppp

I'd still like the sauce of that vid

inaccurate photo, I did not have a bald spot at age 15

that's not a bald spot, some kids have that since childhood

But i had alot of fun and still do playing vidya with friends

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Can I have sauce on OP's vid?

was she a landwhale?
or hot?

what is, if he used one, but it failed

Can I have sauce on OP's vid? x2

>You will never be handsome, 15 years old jock who fucks his horny, 14 years old girlfriend.
not going to lie I'm jelly of all the fun they must have had, and pissed I might end up settling for one of these thots, as I will be drowning in a sea of post wall roasties by the time I'm ready to date.

jesus christ my classmates looked worse than me

Why do you even regret this?

And being married and shit is only fulfilling(ish) to women and turbo-betas, for the average dude being single is better

Obviously sexual frustration sucks the big one, but it's not as frustrating as being married

You sound like you're 19yo or something

>I don't know the moral of this story
that assholes can still serve a useful purpose by taking toasties out of the dating market.

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Sure, Chad may have had more underaged sex than I have, but did he have multiple top 100 ranks on a popular MMORPG? Check and Kate.

This story has more to do with gender than family.

I can smell your jealous morbid obesity through the internet.

Degeneracy is horrible and I wanted to remain virgin until the age of 18.

>The only time fucking underage pussy counts is when you're underage.
reminder kek

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At least you made some guy feel good, you should be proud of yourself.

I lol'd her biggest accomplishment in life huh user?

but I CAN be the 30 year old who fucks 14 year old girls.

I enjoyed going out more and hooking up with randos in school, my friends that had gfs looked like they were sick of it after a month

But like... thats exactly what i am...

Daily reminder op is one single spammer who projects his mental illness onto others and is a borderline cuck evident by his obsession with other people having sex.

>Be a guy
>No free sex from spreading your legs

tldr.

>things incels say

whenever I think my life kind of sucks I just come here, read shit like this, and then be thankful I am not this pathetic

implying that roasties would even be in your empty dating pool

>>been on birth control since her period started
you mean the pills? she's probably has some hormonal problem right now

prette much this desu famalam oregano

For me it's opium
No amount of drugs or video games can even begin to compare.

>100 times better
No not really. The act of sex is better then masturbation, but actually pussy is not that much better.

>you at age 15
>your classmates at the same time
So this is pizza?

l did both

Haha I know that feeling haha it's only my biggest regret in life haha i've let it eat at me for the last 10 years haha I want to die

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