You feel a tickle in your ear, that is a tick on your eardrum.
Ticks are everywhere
Matthew Cruz
Thomas Thompson
Itchy sensation in your eye? Definitely a tick.
Henry Cook
You know that slight gurgle you just felt in your stomach?
Tapeworm.
Asher Gray
I'm getting fucking spooked.
I find being scared exhilarating
Jayden Rivera
No way they have that much room.
Brody Jones
Satan is real.
He's behind you.
Austin Carter
Ticks are cool.
Sebastian Hall
As if I wasn't paranoid enough about ticks.
Thanks anons.
Justin Cox
You can't be paranoid enough.
Jack Bailey
LMAO
little eight legged parasite nigger is about to die very painful fully. Seriously fuck parasitic animals, especially nematodes.
Jose Fisher
Glad I never leave home so I'm at no risk of encountering fucking insects
Hunter King
If you think ticks are bad, check out "Chiggers"
You were warned
Ian Gutierrez
Nematodes are people too.
Adrian Lee
I get my ears cleaned by doctors every 6 months. They've never found any living creatures.
Jordan Lopez
>fall sleep in grass
>skin itches so bad i lay on the concrete and skin my back trying to scratch it
>mom comes home and tells me medicine exists
never again will i sleep outside
Carter Morales
Aren't those the things that leach off the welfare systems of successful societies?
Nicholas Turner
You still have holes, that are open to any critter.
Jace Sanchez
Nah, those are niggers.
Chiggers are almost as annoying.
Jose Clark
Spics are everywhere
Easton Anderson
Holy fucking shit if I could genocide a creature off this plane of existance it would without a doubt be these parasitic expired egg and steak salads. I feel nothing but fury towards those bottomfeeding insectlets.
They're relatives of ticks so they get the bullet too. Hell of a lot more ticks in the Mid Atlantic though.
Bentley Sanchez
Reminder that ticks can make you permanently allergic to meat.
Carson Ross
doesn't seem that bad
Daniel Morris
Why didn't anyone help me?
Austin Barnes
Tick caviar looks delicious.
Jaxon Cruz
>tickle on eardrum
haha you have no idea what you're talking about
any stimulation to your eardrum doesn't "tickle" it hurts like heck
Kayden Gonzalez
This ones for you pupper
David Wright
Stimulation? This tick probably weights fraction of a milligram. You probably won't feel much before it starts to feed.
Aiden Barnes
if you go your whole life without noticing it then it's probably not much of a problem
Cooper Jenkins
buddy, you have no idea how sensitive your eardrum is
Noah Williams
If you live in some burned out wasteland, probably.
Justin Sanders
First you have to go to places to get ticks. To get one in ear, you need to either lay in grass or travel so long that little bug has several days to travel up your body to reach your head. It's a rare occassion they travel up so far
Ayden Hernandez
Yep, most of them go to your balls.
Ryder Perry
Stop.
Stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Yikes
Jayden Robinson
>living in rural shitholes
This is why I never leave the city
Nolan Robinson
They won't stop, we need to educate people.
Gavin Adams
Had a tick in my ear as a kid. My parents spent several hours dousing it with oil before the fucker let go.
Julian Davis
>implying that living in a city can save you
ticks live everywhere where grass/bushes grow
Carter Butler
Once I had over 50 ticks on me. I wanted to die.
William Perez
Did you get infected with something?
Oliver Carter
They can be a great jewelry, if you manage to preserve them in epoxy.
Elijah Turner
Ticks are pretty harmless unless they carry an infection
Eli Wilson
No, I noticed them right away and they were mostly wood ticks. Most were on my socks so I just took off my socks and burned them.
Jace Barnes
How the fuck does it even happen? Did you spend the whole day frolicking in the forest?
Luke Jones
Probably stumbled upon fresh spawn from tick caviar.
Connor Young
>Did you spend the whole day frolicking in the forest?
Pretty much. I had to go on a 20 some mile hike through brush. I hated the horseflies more than the ticks to be honest.
Easton Jackson
I once had a tick lodge itself onto my dick. Traumatized me against parasites for life.
Aaron Anderson
At least someone sucked your dick.
Charles Bell
Original tick
William Carter
we need to genetically engineer a virus do destroy this fucking literal parasite
Xavier Adams
One problem: lots of species spread around the whole world.
Cameron Collins
Man if that happened to me I'd rather just let it have its fill and drop out. Don't want anyone screwing with my eardrum.
I've had them on my nutsack before. The subsequent itching was the worst part.
Jackson Gray
Ticks only suck your blood for a few days and then they drop off when they're full. You'd hardly have to go a lifetime.
Nathan Thompson
Mosquitos and flies present a much bigger danger to mankind, why not start with them? Also
>creating a potent virus just to get rid of some bug who innocently wants to succ for a bit
What can possibly go wrong there
Nicholas Thompson
Nah, mosquitoes and biting flies first. Ticks are nowhere near as bad or annoying as they are.
Ever been in a deer fly infested area? They circle around your head and only bite your face. And they will follow you for miles.
Eli Davis
>innocently
Are you actually that stupid?
Chase Powell
And they get stuck in your hair by hundreds.
Isaac Long
No, I got a tiny camera and checked. My eustachian tubes are often inflamed from the noise here. I can't even use headphones without earplugs because they resonate so loud. I really need to move.
Henry Richardson
>going outside ever
This was your first mistake
Aaron Evans
Ever run from one and look back to see it chasing you?
Evan Cox
FUCK FLIES
>spend an hour making myself a delicious meal while a movie downloads for a comfy evening
>come back after washing my hands
>one of these cunts is sitting right there on my place
>have to dump the whole thing
Matthew Rogers
Seriously? What camera?
Samuel Harris
You're a spoiled little shit.
Sebastian Wright
>not capturing it and torturing it slowly as revenge
Dylan Williams
These fuckers are annoying but their larger cousins are literal spawns of satan. Feels 10x worse than a regular deer fly.