Hi Jow Forums I'm from current /x/. Do you believe in the paranormal, or do you believe everything is anyways?

OP, this is akin to the power of not texting people back desu v powerful

How do you cure a haunted foreskin?

Wouldn’t you know what the matter is?
>sage

Haunted foreskin?

Okay
Alduin
You just got finished with lentils take bean-o

watch your own back

I believe. Magic is real, aliens exists and there are ghosts everywhere

kek.

You animate did you pirate that

No there are only alien avatars that's the ghosts

>current /x/
what's with the qualifier?

invisible

Okay sure. What is your power? Predict how Trump will be seen in 10 years

Cause I went in there and ruined it like I do with every board

No but I see you live in a mobile home park so do i haha

Does it roll down and up on it's own? ;^)

You like Twilight

With all those powers you possess can you stop being a faggot?

Quick, give me 10 random numbers by choosing from 1 to 10

Watch lot's of YTP got it

>/x/
fuck off loony

negative infinity bees straight vida liva loca

No, I believe in the Jews.

....Alright

sorry I meant from one to 20

that motherfucker with the haunted foreskin distracted me with laughter

Just look into how seasons are supposed to work. Millions of miles of variation in distance from the sun on the course of earth's elliptical orbit have no effect on its global temperature.

Dazzle me OP

Say something psychic

There they go

>current /x/
No way this is a LARP!
Read my future, faggot.

double nigger

You will become less dependent on people after I tell you this

Tell me something about myself, user.

Van Allen belts.

me too

Don't joke about that shit, its how my brother died.

Now read me.

>there are people on Jow Forums who have never fucked a corpse
Hahaha; oh, wow

Ok buddy. What can you say about me?

You belieeve! But there's something you want to find for all of our sake. Mee too. It ain't power really just justice

My father died in a stamp collecting accident so I'd prefer if you guys don't make jokes about that either.

I suddenly don’t care about anything else you have to say.
Fug.

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dabog da ti dica unazad odala
now you have been cursed, faggot

Arrrman? Arr har har you are a pirate

That the best you got

I can prove with absolute certainty if you are a true psychic.
Give me those 10 numbers and I'll post proof.
Choose from 1 to 20 please.

Lol I know Jow Forums is almost the same as deletion, but it’s really funny how many threads are straight up deleted while this is relocated.

10 9 7 18 9 9 5 5 6 1

dabog da te mater kukon po neretvi tražila

My post number will contain 4 of the ten numbers. Check.

Hmm
Make it kill me

It's not weird enough to delete.

This post will contain 3 more

Wait I didn't predict that tehe

>10 9 7 18 9 9 5 5 6 1
there are two 9 and two 5

it must ten different numbers

fail

lol Want a reading I see you're an Aquarius and you will find love across the universe so go for it cause the best chances you got are the smallest ones percentage

Here is how i think it went down

Aliens come to earth for resources
create hybrids to mine over thousands of years while they go to another planet
give some humans more alien dna than others. Those ones with more DNA become the priest class of the mandatory religion(money)
Some Priests lead a revolt and succeed
Aliens come back and wipe out revolt
Destroy all priests with "too much" alien DNA so they wont be able to have another revolt with long success
New priest class is still the humans with the most alien DNA
where we get "royal blood" from
Aliens are long gone and the ones who we call Jews have ZERO contact with Aliens but remember the true history of earth
If the true history ever gets out than the priest class loses power
So the priest class invested heavily in genome and virus in order to destroy the world if they ever lose control
People dont know that their souls are immortal and by that negligence surrender their souls to these dark forces.

Q

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Are all your numbers single digits?

all you said is not true: not an aquarius and already found love

you mean the number of the post? yes, but they are only 8 numbers and have a number 6that is repeated twice.

>Implying I'm an ayy

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That's the spirit

>sample
Get stuffed you wanker wombat

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Hello phoneposter

Hello phoneposter more like you belong in the dumpster

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The ayys don't seem to think so but to each their own

How is a dragon from Skyrim supposed to be a show of your power? Then let me ask you another question, what can your power do.